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Helen Robbins You're just jealous.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Of what am I supposed to be jealous?

Helen Robbins You're jealous because Fred has money and can buy me nice things.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins He should buy you electrolysis, Helen, so the Brotherhood-of-TV-Dealers won't think ol' Fred is shacked up with some fat-ass grizzly bear!

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Check-out Man $32.79

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins How do you put 32 dollars and 79 cents in one bag?

Check-out Man Nobody is forcing you to eat madam.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Yeah I know but every time I try to stop I get withdrawal pains.

Lady in Supermarket Oh come on! Let's go, before they raise the prices again.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Listen I'm a dollar, eighty short.

Check-out Man So, put something back. Here, put back this pot roast.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins That is our dinner tonight.

Check-out Man What's the matter with neck bones? They're only 58 cents a pound.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I got people coming for dinner. Is it alright if I give em a pot roast.

Check-out Man Don't get snitty with me. Keep the pot roast if you're trying to impress someone. I was only trying to be helpful. Do these woman appreciate that? They bitch and get snotty.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Here... And here... You take the Froot Loops. You'll love em.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I've asked you a dozen times. If I write a check and I'm overdrawn a few dollars, just call me. Or take the money out of our savings account and put it in our checking account to cover it. We have over $300 in our savings account.

Assistant Bank Manager You're 62 cents over.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins That's what I said: "over". You bounced my check. It's very embarrassing.

Assistant Bank Manager With only $300.62 in your account, should you be eating pot roast.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Look my husbands brother and his wife are coming over for dinner. What's it to you if I give em a pot roast.

Assistant Bank Manager Fiscally speaking, you're eating over your head.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I don't think a pot roast puts us in a jet seat. And you call yourself "a bank that cares", and I really, really doubt that.

Assistant Bank Manager If you don't believe we care, we don't care to have your business. Now, we can just close up your account.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Wait, I didn't say that.

Assistant Bank Manager It's our fault. We give away free calendars, and piggy banks, and pen and pencil sets.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins You're right, you've spoiled us.

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Telephone Lady It's your word against our computer, Mrs. Robbins.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins We did not make a phone call to Yugoslavia. We have never been into Yugoslavia. We do not know anyone in Yugoslavia. And even if we did know someone in Yugoslavia, we wouldn't spend $12 to call em.

Telephone Lady Our computer says you did.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Your computer is a liar!

Telephone Lady That little remark goes right into your file card, which goes into our computer.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins That computer is not God. It makes mistakes, and I will not pay for a phone call that I didn't make. I don't have the money.

Telephone Lady Strange you won't pay us, but you have money for a pot roast.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Well, you caught me. That's what we do. We sit around all day eating pot roast and calling Yugoslavia. Why don't you stick that into your computer and see what it says.

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Pete Robbins 3000 bucks and I could make it.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Hello... This is your cousin Henrietta Robbins from Brooklyn... My mother was married to your uncle on your fathers side... Yeah... Everyone says how well you're doing up there in Dallas; and I just called to wish you continued success. We're all so proud of you. Really, it's thrilling... Well, to me it's thrilling. You're thrilling... I've never done anything. It's my husband whose really something. He's always in the centre of things you know. He recently came across a wonderful business opportunity in pork bellies. And we -... Pork bellies... He drives a cab. And his friend Nick, the cab dispatcher, knows why our Secretary of Agriculture is in Moscow... The Russians want to get their hands on all our meat... This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin... If you could just lend us $3000 for 1 week?... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?...

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn... How's Dallas?... Great. Look. I hate to bother you again, but um I thought you'd like to know we got the pork bellies. The only thing is now they want 4000, or they're gonna kill me... Pete!... Oh My god, they got Pete!

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Pete Robbins My wife borrowed that money. This goes down another buck or so and we're wiped out.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Hi there. This is your cousin Henrietta Robbins from Brooklyn... You'll be glad to hear Pete's alive, but I got to have $5000 for Mrs. Cherry... Pete came home and almost caught the judge. We thought he was dead, and Bernie put him in a trunk... Hello?... Hello?... Hello?...

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I got the package.

Cop Dressed as Woman Hmm-mm.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Anybody watching?

Cop Dressed as Woman Uh-uh. Police! You're under arrest!

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Oh God.

Cop Dressed as Woman Stop her! Stop her! Stop her! Don't let her get away! Stop her! Hold her! Don't let her go!

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins No help! There's a pervert after me.

Cop Dressed as Woman Hold her! Don't let her go!

Second cop Hold it sweetheart. I got this dance.

Cop Dressed as Woman Let go! I'm a police officer.

Second cop Where's your badge?

Cop Dressed as Woman Pinned to my bra!

Second cop Okay Alice, this is fun city, but we gotta draw the line somewhere.

Cop Dressed as Woman She's getting away in the red hat and the yellow shopping bag.

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Dominic The package! What happened to the package!

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Don't worry about the package. I didn't lose it.

Angelo Run!

Dominic Run!

Angelo Run!

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I made a mistake?

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Hello? Hi. This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn. Hi, I hate to bother you here, but I'm desperate. See, the bomb blew the bus up and I need $7000 or else I'm gonna become a cattle rustler.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins They said my cattle came in here. They didn't come through here. They came through here? Nothing broke?

Man in Chandelier Store It's a miracle.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Knock on wood!

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins Hello? This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn... Wait, don't hang up. Pork bellies went up, everything's terrific. Pete bought my contract from Rocky and we still have plenty left. We only have one problem, and you living in Texas, we thought you might be interested. How'd you like to buy some hot cows? Hello?... Hello?...

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins We put this claim in three months ago; we have paid our premiums promptly for three years, so how come you can't pay us on time?

Insurance Man Took your husband's watch?

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins That's right.

Insurance Man And you put a value on it of... $165.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins That's what it cost. I'm still paying the installments.

Insurance Man Your husband drives a taxi... Isn't that an expensive item for a... cab driver?

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins It was his birthday present.

Insurance Man ...If you insist... we'll pay, but we will have to cancel your policy.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins [raising her voice] CANCEL IT? FOR WHAT; PUTTING IN A CLAIM?

Insurance Man Just think about it. He may be robbed again... and you won't have ANY insurance.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins What's the use of having insurance if you can't collect?

Insurance Man Peace of mind.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins [softly] Ohhh.

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Bernie I told you they were not the kind of folks you want to mess with.

Henry We're only two days late. They kill you for two days late?

Bernie Well, they ain't no bank. The only security you put was your body and when they foreclose, there ain't nothing for them to take but you.

Henry Yeah, but if they kill us they'll never get their money.

Bernie Yeah well, I guess that gives you the last laugh.

Henry [Sarcasitcally] Ha ha ha.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins First come the vodka, then the caviar. And then the women. And as soon as they're through with the women they'll make the deal and you'll get your money. Honest I wouldn't lie. You'll get your thirty six hundred dollars.

Loanshark 4000.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins 4000? How come?

Loanshark You're late; and if you don't have it by tomorrow, you're dead.

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Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins I've never cheated before you know.

Mrs. Cherry Cheating is when it's for fun. This is business. Like a doctor seeing a patient.

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