Aubrey Miller
Have you had sex yet?
Dave Hodgman
What?
Aubrey Miller
Just asking.
Dave Hodgman
[uncertainly]
Honestly?
Aubrey Miller
No, lie to me.
Dave Hodgman
Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities.
Aubrey Miller
Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
Dave Hodgman
[sighs]
No, that's not what I meant.
Aubrey Miller
[smiles]
You only want to have sex with Jane?
Dave Hodgman
I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know,
[kidding:]
Dave Hodgman
all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of.
[she smiles]
Dave Hodgman
And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn.
Aubrey Miller
[taking a sip of wine]
Ah, is that an actress I should know?
Dave Hodgman
She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean.
Aubrey Miller
Oh.
Dave Hodgman
Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend.
Aubrey Miller
The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time.
Dave Hodgman
Have you done it yet?
Aubrey Miller
None of your business.