Jeepers Creepers Movie Quotes
Trish
[Darry wants to climb down in the pipe leading to the Creeper's House of Pain]
You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.
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The Cat Lady
[Sees the Creeper on a post in her field]
That's not my scarecrow.
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Jezelle Gay Hartman
Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.
Darry
Eat?
Jezelle Gay Hartman
You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you!
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Darry
She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.
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[Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house]
Darry
Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.
Trish
You don't wanna get help?
Darry
Help from who?
Trish
Let's just use the phone.
Darry
And call who?
Trish
I don't know.
Darry
And tell them what?
Trish
I don't know!
Darry
"Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"
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Darry
We pounded it to dust. We watched it blow the fuck away.
Jezelle Gay Hartman
I think it's eaten too many hearts, for its own to ever stop!
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Darry
He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish
Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry
Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish
Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!
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Trish
[Darry's cell phone las a low battery]
The point of having a portable phone, idiot, is so that it works when you need it.
Darry
I hace a power cable for it.
Trish
Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter *that doesn't work*!
Darry
Goddamn it! What did I say? My car! We should've taken my car!
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Trish
The first time I heard that story, I used to think this would be the road I'd die on.
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The Cat Lady
What the hell did you bring into my house?
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The Cat Lady
You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice!
Trish
Get the hell away from him.
Darry
What are you doing, Trish?
Trish
Get the hell away from him!
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Trish
What?
Jezelle Gay Hartman
Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother?
Trish
Me and my brother?
Jezelle Gay Hartman
You and Darry!
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Trish
When was the last time you changed your socks?
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