Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie Quotes
Greg Heffley
I was thinking I would write her a note.
Rodrick Heffley
Like, one with words in it?
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Bill Walter
Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley
Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!
Bill Walter
What?
Rodrick Heffley
That's rock and roll, bro.
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Rowley Jefferson
Hey Greg, maybe we could...
Rodrick Heffley
CAN IT, CHUNKY CHEESE!
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Taylor Pringle
Poop! He's pooped his pants!
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Susan Heffley
My computer is supposed to be for homework only. You lied to me. And you know how I feel about that.
Greg Heffley
Mom, from now on, I'll be 100% honest.
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Bill Walter
Somebody farted.
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Susan Heffley
What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I asked of you!
[as time passes]
Susan Heffley
Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed! Everyone we know was there!
[sobbing]
Susan Heffley
I have no idea how I'm gonna write a column this week. I feel like a complete fraud! Well, you brought this on yourselves. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye. You two will stay here together all weekend and work out your differences. And if you don't, I will. And trust me, you don't want any part of that. Do you understand?
Rodrick Heffley
Yes.
Greg Heffley
Yes.
Rodrick Heffley
Yes.
Susan Heffley
All right, let's go.
[Susan, Frank and Manny leave the house]
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Rodrick Heffley
Yeah, and it's staying closed. I don't need a middle-schooler ruining my party.
Greg Heffley
What? I thought it was our party!
Rodrick Heffley
It's my party. Now keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer!
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Greg Heffley
[narrating]
On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.
[Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]
Manny Heffley
Poopy!
Greg Heffley
Huh?
[Greg looks down at his pants]
[camera points to candy bar on the car seat]
Greg Heffley
Manny!
[Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]
Susan Heffley
Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
Frank Heffley
Yeah. I'll get a rag.
[wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]
Greg Heffley
Dad, stop it!
Frank Heffley
Hold still! All right, let me see.
[looks at stain mostly rubbed off]
Frank Heffley
You're fine. Can't even tell.
[he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]
Greg Heffley
I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.
Susan Heffley
Okay, well, you can't skip church.
Greg Heffley
No, I'm not going in like this.
Susan Heffley
Fine.
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Greg Heffley
Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman from the PTA.
Susan Heffley
Tell her I'm not here!
Greg Heffley
But that would be lying and I don't do that anymore.
[on phone]
Greg Heffley
I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my mom isn't in the house right now
[Susan stands outside in the rain]
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Susan Heffley
Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
Rodrick Heffley
Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
Susan Heffley
Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
Rodrick Heffley
No problem, bye.
Susan Heffley
Now let me say good night to Greg.
Rodrick Heffley
Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
Greg Heffley
No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
Susan Heffley
Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
Greg Heffley
Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
Rodrick Heffley
The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
Greg Heffley
Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
Frank Heffley
Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
Rodrick Heffley
Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
[unlocks basement door]
Susan Heffley
Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
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Frank Heffley
[voice on answering machine]
Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message.
Susan Heffley
[leaving voicemail on answering machine]
Hey, guys. Manny's sick. We're on our way home. See you in an hour.
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Grandpa
Next year, I want a chocolate cake.
Greg Heffley
That is if you're alive, next year.
Susan Heffley
Greg!
Greg Heffley
Honesty, mom.
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Minister
Please be seated.
[people sit]
Minister
Let me just say how gratifying it is to see so many smiling faces here today. Mothers and fathers...
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Greg Heffley
Please, grandpa. Please, can we watch a real tv show, now?
Grandpa
TV is just a bunch of fakers. This is real life. It's real life you can't beat it. How's about we all go down to the games room? You boys like games, don't you?
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