Kinoafisha Films Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh Movie Quotes

Winnie the Pooh Movie Quotes

Piglet [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

Pooh How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet I cannot.

Rabbit Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit [in disbelief] Not knot?

Pooh Who's there?

Rabbit Pooh!

Pooh Pooh who?

Rabbit No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet Not possible.

Owl Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet Not these pieces!

Pooh Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet Why not?

Eeyore 'Cause it's all for naught.

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Owl Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes.

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Owl Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...

Pooh Gesundheit.

Owl I beg your pardon?

Pooh Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.

Owl I didn't sneeze.

Eeyore Oh, you did, Owl.

Owl No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!

Pooh Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.

Owl As I was saying, first: issue a reward...

Pooh [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore [gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

Owl [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is issue, not ah-choo! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!.

Pooh Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.

Owl Oh!

[hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards]

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Pooh Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?

Eeyore Yup, I know how that feels.

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Roo Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo They break your crayons.

Rabbit They spill your tea!

Kanga They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger They swipe your stripes.

Piglet They clog your pipes.

Rabbit They dig up your garden.

Eeyore They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh They eat your snacks.

Piglet They won't relax!

Rabbit They chip your tooth!

Kanga They steal your youth!

Owl And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

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Tigger [after he pounced the balloon] Consider yourself pounced.

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[Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]

Rabbit Pooh?

Pooh Oh, hello.

Piglet [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.

Pooh Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.

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Narrator [as Pooh is having honey hallucinations] As Pooh watched the honey honey away, his honey honey honey honey...

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[closing lines]

Backson [Enters stomping until he spots the trail of objects] Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot!

[Picks up blackboard with picture of Backson]

Backson And oh, my, that's a scary looking fella. Gosh, maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick 'em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want.

[Falls in pit]

Backson Whoa! Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello! Anybody up there? Oh, well. I hope that fella will be back soon.

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[from trailer]

Tigger Blugadeebloo!

[Tigger bounces Pooh]

Pooh A simple "Hello" would do, thank you very much.

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Christopher Robin You know Pooh you did a very important thing today.

Pooh I did?

Christopher Robin Well yes. Instead of thinking of your tummy you thought of your friend.

Pooh Oh thank you Christopher Robin. And now i don't think i shall be hungry again for a good long while.

Additional Voices Growling sound

Pooh Oh bother.

Christopher Robin Silly old Bear.

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Piglet [Standing on an improvised teeter-totter] Pooh, are you sure this is going to work?

Pooh Of course, Piglet. Once I get you up in the tree, just hand me the beehive. And then tummy and I will take care of the rest, won't we?

Piglet Okay, Pooh. I guess you thought this through.

Pooh Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.

[He jumps on the teeter-totter, sending Piglet up into the beehive]

Pooh Oh, bother. I don't remember thinking that through.

Piglet Um, I'm sorry I messed up the plan, Pooh.

Pooh Oh, don't worry, Piglet. I shall get you out and we'll try again.

[Walks up the teeter-totter, but it goes down and Pooh can't reach Piglet]

Pooh Oh, it's no use. Think, think, think. Ah, I know! I'll have you down in just a moment, Piglet.

Piglet No hurry, Pooh. The bees are quite gentle, as long as there's no sudden movement.

[Pooh hits beehive with stick]

Piglet Aah! Oh, oh my! Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?

Pooh Oh, yes, Piglet.

[hits beehive again]

Piglet Ah!

Pooh I'm quite sure.

[continues hitting beehive]

Piglet Well, you know best, Pooh.

[Pooh continues hitting until the hive falls]

Piglet Ah! Ow!

Pooh Oh! There you are.

[the bees swarm out]

Pooh Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!

Piglet Okay!

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Narrator Just then, Pooh spotted a note.

Pooh I did?

Narrator Certainly, just there at your feet.

Pooh Oh.

[looks around]

Narrator Uh, to your left. Uh, no, Pooh. To your other left. A little bit more. A tad. A hair. No, no, back a bit.

Pooh [sees note] Oh!

Narrator There you are.

Pooh Well, it's a good thing I noticed it. Othewise, I wouldn't have seen it.

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Pooh We didn't realize we were making memories we just knew we were having fun.

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Narrator As the others searched for a tail, Pooh realized that a pine cone would not win him the honey.

Pooh Why not?

Narrator Because it would have to be something special.

Pooh Oh. Special, you say. Special. Think, think, think...

Narrator No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.

Pooh Take my time. What a wonderful idea!

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Tigger Tigger Two? I thought the Backson got you. As soon as we get out of here, we're gonna show that Backson what Tiggers are made of, aren't we?

Eeyore Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore.

Tigger What? But what about all the bouncing, and - and the trouncing, and the mixing it up? I thought you liked being a Tigger.

Eeyore The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one.

Tigger Aw, shucks. I'm speechless.

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Pooh [singing] 'Cause everything is honey, there's a honey Pooh / He's just made of honey so I guess I'll eat him too.

[He bites the honey Pooh's head off]

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[from trailer]

Pooh [to his tummy] Sounds like you're going to be mighty feisty today.

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[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]

Rabbit [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!

Piglet [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.

[leaves]

Rabbit [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.

Piglet I found something!

[comes back with a flower]

Piglet Here!

Rabbit What?

Pooh Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.

Piglet Yeah, I thought so, too.

Rabbit Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.

Piglet Longer? Of course. How silly of me.

[giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]

Rabbit Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.

Piglet Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.

[the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]

Pooh It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.

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Tigger [after opening the window of Owl's door that hits Rabbit in the face] THE BACKSON? CAPTURED BY THE BACKSON! What's a Backson?

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Pooh [singing] A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / He fills it with things that are sweet / A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / By never forgetting to eat / When it is growly and glummy / A search for the honey is on / The Pooh has a knack / For finding a snack / Unless all the honey is... gone?

[Runs outside]

Pooh A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / No need for the tummy to fret / A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / He knows what his tummy must get / Don't worry, my round little chummy / I'm hearing your ravenous plea / When there is no honey / The Pooh takes the tummy / Wherever the honey will be / My friends are out there / With honey to spare / And they will take care of my tummy and me!

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Tigger It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.

[singing]

Tigger Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy / Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one / I'm the only one! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Piglet [him and ballon are sat on by Tigger] I c-c-cant b-b-b-breathe.

Tigger Oops!

[picks Piglet and balloon up]

Tigger Sorry about that little guy, didn't mean to scare you like that.

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Owl [describing the Backson] It's a giant creature with a tail / Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale / Its hide is like a shaggy rug / Its face a surly, ugly mug / With two sharp horns atop its head / Between, a mop of hair that's red! / And in its nose a ring of gold / It smells of monkey's feet and mold / Its toes are black, its fur is blue / I swear that all I tell you is not made up / The Backson!

All The Backson!

Owl The Backson!

All The Backson? Oh, no!

Pooh But Owl, what does a Backson do?

All Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Owl Hmm, what does a Backson do? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, and now I will tell you! They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books!

All The Backson! The Backson! We don't like the Backson!

Owl When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks!

All The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson!

Owl They spoil your milk, they stop all the clocks / They use their horns to put holes in your socks!

All The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!

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[from trailer]

Pooh Perhaps I could borrow some honey.

[Pooh's stomach growls]

Pooh Just a taste. A small lick I should think.

Christopher Robin Silly old bear.

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Rabbit [believing they've caught The Backson] Now that we have him. Owl, you can go and get Christopher Robin back.

Owl No, no I'm far to important to put myself in that predicament. Kanga, off you go.

Kanga Oh,no, no, no, no, no.

Kanga [holds up Roo] I'm with child.

Roo Send the pig!

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[Opening lines]

Narrator This could be the room of any small boy, but in fact, it's not. It is the room of one young boy in particular named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin has a very active imagination, not to mention the uncanny ability to collect things. Big things, small things, sticky things... but his favorite things are his stuffed animals. Ah, there they are now. A charming and eccentric cast of characters. And his best friend among them is a bear named Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Together, they have many unusual adventures, that all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood.

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Roo I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

Rabbit Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

Pooh Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

Rabbit Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

Pooh With a little honey on the side.

Piglet You mean all by myself? Through there?

Owl [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

Rabbit Owl!

Owl What?

Rabbit I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

Pooh I can't, either.

Eeyore Moved me to tears.

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Narrator Pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of sorts. In fact, he was so distracted by his rumbly tummy that he didn't notice that he was walking onto the next paragraph.

Pooh What is a paragraph?

Narrator It's a group of sentences that form a complete thought.

Pooh Is there honey in this paragraph?

[waggles eyebrows]

Narrator Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.

Pooh Well then, I don't find it very useful.

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Rabbit This reward goes to a good friend and a loyal companion. Someone who not only helped us out of this pit, but also found Christopher Robin. And he just so happens to be wearing red today. So it is with great, great honour and a humble heart, that I bestow this pot of honey upon our dear friend... B'loon.

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Owl [looking through his books, trying to find one that says 'Backson'] Bathwater, Biscuit, Baby, Barnacle, Beluga, wait a minute, why is 'Biscuit' ahead of 'Baby' and 'Barnacle'? That doesn't make sense. Oh, it's such a mess in here.

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Owl The word is "issue," not "achoo," and "achoo" isn't even a word. It's just a sort of sneezy sound like achoo!

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Pooh [as he sees the shadow of a honey pot] Does anybody see that?