Jeff Gordon
Max, this is a very important meeting. I need you to calm down. I need you to be with me. All right? God, you're such a neurotic.
[pause]
[an explosion rocks the cabin, and the passengers scream]
Pilot
[over the P.A., frantically]
This is your Captain. Please return to your seats, put your tray tables up and fasten your seatbelts.
Flight Attendant
Ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to fasten your seatbelts tightly around your waist! The flight attendants will be coming by to collect all your trays!
[the cabin shakes heavily, bags drop from the overhead compartments]
Passenger #2
Is everything okay?
Flight Attendant
We're just fine. We just hit a little unexpected turbulence.
Pilot
[over the P.A., calmly]
This is your Captain speaking.
Passenger #1
I don't think this is turbulence!
Pilot
We're experiencing problems with our hydraulic system.
Max Klein
[screaming]
He can't steer! We're going down!
[the plane starts spiraling down]