Ginger Farley
Are you afraid of my family?
Barry Munday
Yes, each one of them individually and as a group.
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Barry Munday
I don't think it's fair to use my biological disadvantages against me.
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Ginger Farley
One trip to my doctor to ask him questions about his other patients' vaginas is not stepping up.
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Ginger Farley
So, don't ask me why, but my parents want to meet you. They want you to come to dinner tomorrow night.
Barry Munday
Oh.
Ginger Farley
It's stupid, so -- I mean, it's not my idea. If you don't want to go, I'll just tell them that you don't want to go and that'll be the end of it.
Barry Munday
No, I'll go.
Ginger Farley
My parents won't like you..
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Barry Munday
Uh, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that dress doesn't do you justice.
Ginger Farley
That's interesting, Barry. You didn't seem to have a problem with this dress the night you pulled it off my body and had sex with me!
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Ginger Farley
Just so you know, my parents think that you put drugs in my drink and had intercourse with me while I was unconscious.
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Ginger Farley
Are you retarded?
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Doctor
Barry, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but we couldn't save them.
Barry Munday
Save who?
Carol Munday
Oh, Barry! Your testes!
Doctor
Testicles. We had to remove both. We really tried to save the left one, but it was simply too ruptured.
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Lida Griggs
Is it true?
Barry Munday
Um... .
Lida Griggs
Did you show her your penis?
Barry Munday
What?
Lida Griggs
You whore!
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Dr. Shriver
Hey, Ginger. How're we feeling?
Ginger Farley
Well, my feet are swollen, I pee 2,000 times a day, I haven't taken a shit since Tuesday, and my nipples are, like, black!
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Jennifer Farley
So, you're Barry-the-Rapist.
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Ginger Farley
I appreciate it, but my baby won't be wearing diapers. I mean, why is we can teach a kitten just a few months old to use a sandbox - but a child, infinitely more intelligent, walks around shitting in their pants for two years?
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Jennifer Farley
Pervert!
Barry Munday
All right, check it! Ten o'clock on a Saturday night, I saw Jennifer as the featured dancer at a nudie club called The Beaver Tree!
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