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It's Kind of a Funny Story Movie Quotes

Dr. Eden Minerva Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference.
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Craig Do you like music?
Noelle Do you like breathing?
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Craig Okay, I know you're thinking, "What is this? Kid spends a few days in the hospital and all his problems are cured?" But I'm not. I know I'm not. I can tell this is just the beginning. I still need to face my homework, my school, my friends. My dad. But the difference between today and last Saturday is that for the first time in a while, I can look forward to the things I want to do in my life. Bike, eat, drink, talk. Ride the subway, read, read maps. Make maps, make art. Finish the Gates application. Tell my dad not to stress about it. Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister. Kiss my dad. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Take her on a picnic. See a movie with her. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia. Have a party. Tell people my story. Volunteer at 3 North. Help people like Bobby. Like Muqtada. Like me. Draw more. Draw a person. Draw a naked person. Draw Noelle naked. Run, travel, swim, skip. Yeah, I know it's lame, but, whatever. Skip anyway. Breathe... Live.
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Bobby See, that's the part I don't get, Craig. I mean, you're cool, you're smart, you're talented. You have a family that loves you. You know, what I would do just to be you, for just a day? I would... I would do so much. I would... I don't know. I would just... I'd just live. Like it meant something.
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Craig Time felt different back then. Like there was more of it.
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Craig You've had it figured out all along, Muqtada. Never get out of the bed.
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Bobby I got in.
Craig In what?
Bobby In your mama.
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Craig Take my dad. I just saw him today, like... and he knows I'm here 'cause I'm stressed out, but he still brings up the Gates application. It's, like, "Get a clue, Dad. There's something bigger going on here."
Dr. Eden Minerva And what's that?
Craig I don't know. But it feels big.
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Dr. Eden Minerva So, let's talk about your parents.
Craig You think I can change my parents?
Dr. Eden Minerva No, but I'm a psychiatrist, so I have to ask you about them at some point.
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Craig Seeing someone lose it like that. You know, it reminded me of how I feel sometimes. Like I'm on the verge of just blowing up. All the stress and pressure and anxiety just bubbling up. But I'm never able to let it out like that. You know, I just keep it inside.
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Noelle You know, Vampire Weekend's doing a show at the end of the month. Would you wanna go?
Craig Yes, I would! With you, right?
Noelle No, with Solomon. Yeah, with me!
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Bobby I don't get wrapped up in a bunch of stuff I can't have.
Johnny Relax, it's just for fun, bro.
Bobby That's not fun. That's propaganda, man. All those Madison Avenue types telling you how to live your life. Fast cars, hot chicks... Reese's Pieces... Gucci... Werther's Original. I don't buy into that bullshit!
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Bobby Well, well, well! Still working on it, Cool Craig?
Craig It's not what you think.
Bobby I think the two of you were playing the question game outside, that's what I think.
Craig ...Well, I... guess it is what you think then.
Bobby I thought so.
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Bobby Hey, what's the pot up to now?
Johnny Eleven.
Bobby Eleven? Yesterday it was twelve.
Johnny Humble ate a buck.
Bobby Humble ate a buck?
Johnny The professor bet him a dollar he wouldn't eat it. He won.
Bobby What is the world coming to?
[to Craig]
Bobby Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that.
Craig What's the money for?
Bobby Pizza party. So we don't have to eat this crap. They say we can have one, but we have to pay for it ourselves.
Craig Well, I have eight dollars.
Bobby [pauses] Well, you don't have to go bragging about it, Craig.
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Craig [During a basketball practice in the hospital] How'd you end up in here?
Bobby Man, you don't give up, do you? I'm on vacation.
Craig Seriously.
Bobby I am serious. Some people go to Hamptons. I come here. Get a little R&R. People feed you. I get high sometimes, man.
Craig That's not what I've heard about you.
Bobby [sigh] What did you hear?
Craig [hesitating a bit] I heard you tried to rape a penguin at the zoo.
Bobby [straightening up] Who told you that?
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[first lines]
Craig [narrating] It starts on a bridge.
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2026, USA, Biography, Drama, Music, History
2026, USA, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Family, Drama
2026, Russia, Comedy, Family
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2026, Russia, Comedy, Adventure
2026, Denmark, Drama, Horror, Thriller
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