Thor Movie Quotes
Agent Cale
[staring at The Destroyer]
Is that one of Stark's?
Agent Coulson
I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.
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Darcy
I know, it's great right?
Thor
ANOTHER!
Thor
[throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Thor
It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster
You could have just said so!
Thor
I just did!
Jane Foster
I mean ask nicely!
Thor
I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster
Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor
You have my word.
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Loki
The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin
No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki
Laufey's son?
Odin
Yes.
Loki
Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin
You were an innocent child.
Loki
No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin
I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Loki
What?
Odin
But those plans no longer matter.
Loki
So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin
Why do you twist my words?
Loki
You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin
You're my son... I wanted only to protect you from the truth...
Loki
What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Loki
You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
[an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki
Guards! Guards, please help!
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Loki
I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
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Pet Store Clerk
We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor
Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
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Odin
You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor
And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin
Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki
Father...
Odin
Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
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Clint Barton
You better call it Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.
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Agent Garrett
[about Thor's Asgard buddies]
Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson
Call it in.
Agent Jackson
Call it in.
Agent Garrett
Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
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[last lines]
Thor
So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall
No. There is always hope.
Thor
Can you see her?
Thor
How is she?
Heimdall
She searches for you.
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Darcy
[On seeing Thor, who's been hit by their car, lying on the ground]
Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!
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Clint Barton
Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
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Odin
[enchants Mjolnir]
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
[hurls Mjolnir after Thor]
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Loki
[hanging from the edge of the Bifrost]
I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin
No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor
Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]
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Thor
Loki, this is madness!
Loki
Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
[Thor gets mad]
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Thor
You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik Selvig
It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor
For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig
Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...
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Thor
My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun
You did.
Thor
And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Thor
And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif
I did!
Thor
True, but I supported you, Sif.
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[Loki appears in Jotunheim]
King Laufey
Kill him.
Loki
After all I've done for you?
King Laufey
...So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.
Loki
That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.
King Laufey
I will hear you.
Loki
I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.
King Laufey
Why not kill him yourself?
Loki
I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you...
[Laufey stands, his expression hungry]
Loki
And you can return Jotunheim to all its, uh... glory.
King Laufey
I... accept.
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[after hitting Thor with her car... again]
Jane Foster
WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.
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Thor
Why have you done this?
Loki
To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor
You can't kill an entire race!
Loki
Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor
I've changed.
Loki
So have I. Now fight me!
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King Laufey
The house of Odin is full of traitors...
Thor
Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King Laufey
Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
Thor
Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!
[Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki
Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor
Know your place, brother!
King Laufey
You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.
[Loki has to restrain Thor]
Loki
We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...
[Thor turns to leave]
Frost Giant Sentry
Run back home, little princess.
Loki
Damn...
[Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Thor
Next?
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Loki
Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!
[Thor smashes the Bifrost]
Loki
What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor
Forgive me, Jane!
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[from trailer]
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[Thor approaches the Destroyer]
Thor
Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
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[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane Foster
What happened?
Thor
He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane Foster
Put him on the bed.
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Fandral
[to Volstagg] Our dearest friend banished! Loki on the throne! Asgard on the brink of war! Yet you managed to consume four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef and two caskets of ale! Shame on you! Don't you care?
[dashes the plate from Volstagg's hands]
Volstagg
Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif
[breaks them up] Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun
We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral
You speak of treason!
Volstagg
Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif
Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg
Hush! Heimdall may be watching.
[an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian Guard
Heimdall demands your presence!
[the sentry leaves]
Volstagg
We're doomed.
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Darcy
Look! Look, it's "Myeuh-muh"!
[points to a mythology book, specifically a page with a drawing of Mjölnir]
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[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...]
Thor
Loki. What are you doing here?
Thor
What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki
Father is dead.
Thor
What?
Loki
Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor
Can I come home?
Loki
The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor
Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki
And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor
No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki
Farewell.
Thor
Goodbye.
[Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
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Jane Foster
Years of research, gone.
Darcy
They even took my iPod.
Erik Selvig
What about the backups?
Jane Foster
They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy
I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
Jane Foster
Could you please stop with your iPod?
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Thor
This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!
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[after credits]
[Dr Selvig wanders around an underground base]
Erik Selvig
So, you're the man behind all this? It's quite a labyrinth. I was thinking that you had taken me down here to kill me.
Nick Fury
I've been hearing about the New Mexico situation. Your work has impressed a lot of people who are much smarter than I am.
Erik Selvig
I had a lot to work with: the Foster theory, a gateway to another dimension... it's unprecedented...
[Fury doesn't respond]
Erik Selvig
...isn't it?
Nick Fury
Legend tells us one thing; history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.
[Fury opens a suitcase, which contains a small cube]
Erik Selvig
What is it?
Nick Fury
Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.
[Loki is seen in a reflection, smiling]
Erik Selvig
Well, I guess that's worth a look.
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Agent Coulson
Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor
Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane Foster
Stolen!
Agent Coulson
Borrowed.
[Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
Agent Coulson
Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
Jane Foster
Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent Coulson
Wait, we need to debrief you!
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Odin
You'll be a wise king.
Thor
There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Odin
You've already made me proud.
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Thor
You think me strange?
Jane Foster
Yes.
Thor
Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane Foster
I'm not sure yet...
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[Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor]
Thor
It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!
Loki
It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.
Thor
Exactly!
Loki
There's nothing you can do without defying Father.
[Thor looks at Loki]
Loki
No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!
Thor
It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
Loki
Thor, it's madness!
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Young Loki
Do the Frost Giants still live?
Young Thor
When I am king, I'll hunt the monsters down and slay them all! Just as you did, Father!
Odin
A wise king never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it.
[walks off, his sons run after him]
Young Thor
I'm with you, Father!
Young Loki
So am I!
Odin
Only one of you can ascend to the throne. But BOTH of you were born to be kings!
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Sif
Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki
And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?
[Loki walks off]
Sif
He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
Volstagg
We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun
Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral
Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely!
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Darcy
I am not dying for 6 college credits!
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Frigga
He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different. You are our son, Loki, and we your family.
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Thor
Why don't you tell her? How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me!
Frigga
What?
Loki
Well, I must have been enforcing father's last command.
Thor
You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.
Loki
It's good to have you back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim!
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Odin
Once, mankind accepted a simple truth: that they were not alone in this universe. Some worlds man believed home to their Gods. Others they knew to fear. From around the cold and darkness came the Frost Giants, threatening to plunge the mortal world into a new ice age. But humanity would not face this threat alone. Our armies drove the Frost Giants back into the heart of their own world. The cost was great. In the end, their king fell, and the source of their power was taken from them. With the last great war ended, we withdrew from the other worlds and returned home at the Realm Eternal, Asgard. And here we remain as the beacon of hope, shining out across the stars. And though we have fallen into man's myths and legends, it was Asgard and its warriors that brought peace to the universe.
[looks at his children]
Odin
But the day will come, when one of you will have to defend that peace...
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[an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly]
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[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor
You're big. I've fought bigger.
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Erik Selvig
The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane Foster
But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative.
Erik Selvig
I'm talking about science, not magic.
Jane Foster
Well, "magic's just science we don't understand yet." Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik Selvig
Who wrote science-fiction.
Jane Foster
A precursor to science fact!
Erik Selvig
In some cases, yeah.
Jane Foster
Well, if there's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!
Erik Selvig
Oh, Jane.
Darcy
A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshiped them as deities.
Jane Foster
Yes! Yes, exactly. Thank you.
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Thor
You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?
Thor
You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?
[Darcy tasers him]
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Heimdall
Be warned, I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish on the cold waste of Jotunheim.
Volstagg
Couldn't you just keep the bridge open for us?
Heimdall
Keeping the bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim, with you on it.
Thor
I have no plans to die today.
Heimdall
None do.
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[from trailer]
Jane Foster
Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor
Your ancestors called it magic...
[Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology]
Thor
...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.
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[a driver tries to tow Mjolnir out of the crater it landed in]
Stan the Man
Did it work?
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Heimdall
You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
Sif
Yes.
Heimdall
Good.
[steps off the control platform]
Sif
So you will help us?
Heimdall
I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.
[walks off]
Fandral
Complicated fellow, isn't he?
Volstagg
Now what do we do?
[the Bifrost activates on its own]
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[struck by the Destroyer]
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[Thor receives Mjolnir]
Jane Foster
Oh... my... God.
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Thor
Sif, you've done all you could.
Sif
[wounded from fighting the Destroyer]
NO! I'll die a warrior's death! Stories will be told of this day!
Thor
Live, and tell those stories yourself!
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[Thor, Loki, Sif and the Warriors Three meet Heimdall]
Loki
Leave this to me. Gatekeeper, we seek...
Heimdall
You're not dressed warmly enough.
Loki
I'm sorry?
Heimdall
You think you can deceive me.
Loki
You must be mistaken...
Thor
Enough! Heimdall, may we pass?
Heimdall
NEVER has an enemy escaped my watch until this day. I want to know how it happened.
Thor
And tell no one where we have gone until we return. Understand?
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Erik Selvig
It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
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[while the rest of Asgard feasts, Sif approaches Queen Frigga]
Sif
My queen, I am so sorry for your loss.
[about Thor]
Frigga
How is he?
Sif
He mourns for his brother. And he misses her... the mortal.
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Jane Foster
How'd you get inside that cloud?
Darcy
Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?
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Heimdall
Tell me, Loki, how did you lead the Jotuns into Asgard?
Loki
Do you think the Bifrost is the only way in and out of this realm? There are passages between worlds to which even you, with all your gifts, are blind. But I have need of them no longer, now that I am king. And I say, for your act of treason, you are relieved of your duties as gatekeeper and no longer citizen of Asgard!
Heimdall
Then I need no longer obey you!
[draws his sword]
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Thor
What you seek, it's a bridge.
Jane Foster
Like, like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
Thor
More like a Rainbow Bridge.
Jane Foster
God, I hope you're not crazy.
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Thor
My friends, I've never been happier to see you! But you should not have come.
Fandral
We've here to bring you home!
Thor
You know I can't come home. My father is... is dead, and I must remain in exile.
Sif
Thor, your father still lives!
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Thor
Why did you bring us back?
Odin
Do you realize what you've done, what you've started?
Thor
I was protecting my throne!
Odin
You cannot even defend your friends! How can you hope to protect the kingdom?
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[Odin discovers Loki holding the Casket of Ancient Winters]
Odin
STOP!
Loki
Am I cursed?
Odin
No.
Loki
What am I?
Odin
You are my son.
[Loki turns and looks at Odin]
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[about the burglary]
Thor
The Jotuns must pay for what they have done!
Odin
They have paid, with their lives. The Destroyer did its work, the Casket is safe, and all is well.
Thor
All is well? They broke into the weapons vault! If the Frost Giants have stolen even one of these relics...
Odin
They didn't.
Thor
Well I want to know why!
Odin
I have a truce with Laufey, king of the Jotuns.
Thor
He just broke your truce! They know you are vulnerable!
Odin
What action would you take?
Thor
March into Jotunheim as you once did! Teach them a lesson! Break their spirits, so they would never dare try to cross our borders again!
Odin
You're thinking only as a warrior.
Thor
This was an act of war!
Odin
It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.
Thor
Look how far they got!
Odin
We will find the breach in our defenses and it will be sealed.
Thor
As king of Asgard...!
Odin
BUT YOU'RE NOT KING! Not yet.
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[Laufey is about to kill Odin]
King Laufey
It's said you can still hear and see what transpires around you. I hope it's true, so that you may know your death came at the hand of Laufey.
[Loki strikes him down from behind]
Loki
And YOUR death came by the son of Odin!
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Thor
We're going to Jotunheim.
Fandral
What? This isn't like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god! This is Jotunheim!
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Frigga
Thor is banished. The line of succession falls to you. Until Odin awakens, Asgard is yours. Make our father proud, my king.
[Loki wields the Gungnir spear]
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Loki
What troubles you, gatekeeper?
Heimdall
I turned my gaze upon you in Jotunheim but could neither see you nor hear you. You were shrouded from me like the Frost Giants that had entered this realm.
Loki
Perhaps your senses have weakened after your many years of service.
Heimdall
Or perhaps someone has found a way to hide that which he does not wish me to see.
Loki
You have great power, Heimdall. Did Odin fear you?
Heimdall
No.
Loki
And why is that?
Heimdall
Because he is my king, and I am sworn to obey him.
Loki
He was your king. And you're sworn to obey me now. Yes?
Heimdall
Yes.
Loki
Then you'll open the Bifrost to no-one! Until I have repaired the damage that my brother has done!
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Thor
Jane, you have to get everybody out of here!
Jane Foster
What about you?
Volstagg
Thor's going to fight with us!
Thor
My friends, I am just a man. I'd only get in your way or worse get one of you killed. But you can help me get everyone to safety.
Jane Foster
Well, if you're staying, then so am I!
Thor
We'll need some time!
Fandral
You'll have it!
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Frigga
We mustn't lose hope that your father will return to us, and your brother...
Loki
What hope is there for Thor?
Frigga
There's always a purpose to everything your father does.
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[Hogun and Fandral hurl Volstagg at the Destroyer]
Volstagg
FOR ASGARD!
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Thor
You must return to Asgard! You have to stop Loki!
Fandral
What about you?
Thor
Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.
[everyone falls back, Thor walks towards the Destroyer]
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Agent Coulson
[With Thor sitting in a chair looking defeated, Coulson calmly beings his assessment of last hour]
You made my men - some of the most highly trained professionals in the world - look like a bunch of minimum-wage mall cops.
[Then with a deadpan face and yet a sad tone he continues]
Agent Coulson
That's hurtful.
[Thor says nothing to this so Coulson continues]
Agent Coulson
In my experience, it takes someone who's received similar training to do what you did to them. Why don't you tell me where you received that training? Pakistan? Chechnya? Afghanistan? No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Where was it? South Africa? Certain groups pay very well for a mercenary like you. Who are you?
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Thor
Once I retrieve Mjolnir, I will return to you the items they stole from you. Deal?
Jane Foster
No. You think you're gonna just walk in and walk out ?
Thor
No. I'm gonna fly out.
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Erik Selvig
I knew this scientist, a pioneer in gamma radiation. SHIELD showed up, and that's the last I heard from him.
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Thor
You're very brave, for helping me.
Jane Foster
They stole my life's work, so I don't have much to lose.
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Thor
I swear to you, I mean her no harm.
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[Sif and the Warriors Three enter Asgard's throne room]
Sif
Allfather, we must speak with you urgently...
Fandral
Where is Odin?
Loki
Father has fallen into the Odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sif
We would speak with her...
Loki
She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your urgent matter to me, your King.
[Sif and Warriors Three hesitantly kneel before Loki]
Sif
My King, we would ask that you end Thor's banishment.
Loki
My first command cannot be to undo the Allfather's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people need a sense of continuity, in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together, for the good of Asgard.
Fandral
Yes... of course.
Loki
Good. Then you will wait for my word.
Loki
We're done!
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Agent Coulson
Dr. Selvig, keep him away from the bars!
Thor
Where are we going?
Erik Selvig
To get a drink!
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Jane Foster
I'm sure I can sue you for violating my constitutional rights!
Agent Coulson
I'm sorry, Ms. Foster, but we're the good guys.
Jane Foster
So are we!
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Volstagg
Found you!
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Thor
Heimdall, open the Bridge! Heimdall, we need you now!
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[from trailer]
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[first lines]
Jane Foster
Wait for it.
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Thor
At least make it a challenge for me!
[More Frost Giants enter the fray and put up a harder fight]
Thor
That's more like it!
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Thor
Thank you, Jane.
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Thor
There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act! The Jotuns must fear me, just as they once feared you!
Odin
Have you forgotten everything I taught you? A warrior's patient!
Thor
While you wait and be patient, the Nine Worlds laugh at us! The old ways are done, yet you stand and give speeches while Asgard falls!
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Thor
I would have words with my brother...
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King Laufey
Allfather. You look weary.
Odin
Laufey. End this now!
King Laufey
Your boy sought this out.
Odin
You're right. But these were the actions of a boy, treat them as such. We can end this together, here, now, without any more blood shed.
King Laufey
We are beyond diplomacy now, Allfather. You'll get what he came for: war, and death.
Odin
So be it!
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Erik Selvig
I've got the particle detectors... Darcy, do you have the SHIELD satellite codes?
Darcy
Yeah! Have you seen my taser?
Erik Selvig
It's in the car, come on Jane!
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[Sif and the Warriors 3 face the Destroyer]
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Jane Foster
I am sorry, I cannot take you.
Thor
Then this is where we say goodbye! Jane Foster, Dr Selvig, Darcy: farewell.
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King Laufey
You've come a long way to die, Asgardian.
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[Thor wakes up strapped to a hospital bed]
Thor
It's not possible...
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[a wounded Heimdall collapses]
Thor
Get him to the Healing Room! Leave my brother to me.
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Volstagg
Heimdall, open the bridge!
[silence]
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Odin
He has disobeyed his king... his fate is in his own hands now.
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Darcy
Is somebody else coming?
[the Destroyer approaches]
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Sif
Asgard is in danger!
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Odin
I have sacrificed much to achieve peace. So too must a new generation sacrifice to maintain that peace. Responsibility! Duty! Honour! These are not mere virtues to which we must aspire! They are essential to every soldier, to every king!
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Loki
I've looked forward to this day as long as you have. You're my brother and my friend. Sometimes I'm envious, but never doubt that I love you.
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Loki
Keep your weapons sheathed and your mouths closed. This is going to take subtlety and sincerity, not brute strength. Leave it to me.
Heimdall
You're not dressed warmly enough.
Loki
I'm sorry?
Heimdall
The freezing cold of Jotunheim. It will kill you all in time, even Thor. You think you can deceive me? I, who watch all? I, who can sense the flapping of a butterfly's wings a thousand worlds away? Or can hear a cricket passing gas in Niffelheim?
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Fandral
Now who'd like to polish my sword for me?
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Agent Coulson
One way or another, we find out what we need to know. We're good at that.
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Jane Foster
My ex. Good with patients and bad with relationships.
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Odin
Thor Odinson, my heir, my first born. So long entrusted with the mighty hammer Mjolnir, forged in the heart of a dying star, its power has no equal, as a weapon to destroy or as a tool to build. 'Tis a fit companion for a King.
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Jane Foster
Where did he come from?
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Thor
The Jotuns must learn to fear me, *just* as they once feared you.
Odin
That's pride and vanity talking, not leadership. You've forgotten everything I taught you - about a warrior's patience.
Thor
While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us. The old ways are done!
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Darcy
My God, this is going on Facebook. Smile.
[takes a phone pic of Thor]
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Jane Foster
I can't just buy replacements at Radio Shack, I made most of this equipment myself!
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Jane Foster
Whatever it is, the government seems to think it's theirs. So, you just intend to go in there and take it?
Thor
Yes. If you take me there now, I'll tell you everything you wish to know.
Jane Foster
Everything?
Thor
Yes. All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim Mjolnir.
Darcy
Myeu-muh? What's Myeu-muh?
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Jane Foster
Do me a favor and don't be dead.
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Jane Foster
I'm gonna get everything back.
Erik Selvig
Come on, please. Let me contact one of my colleagues. He's had some dealings with these people before. I'll e-mail him and maybe he can help.
Darcy
They took your laptop, too.
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Jane Foster
I've never done anything like this before. Have you ever done anything like this before?
Thor
Many times.
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Agent Coulson
[referring to Thor]
That still doesn't explain how he managed to tear through our security.
Erik Selvig
Steroids! He's a bit of a fitness nut.
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Thor
Are these your chambers?
Jane Foster
Eh. It's more of a temporary living situation.
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Jane Foster
I come up here sometimes when I can't sleep or I'm trying to reconcile particle data, or when Darcy's driving me crazy. I come up here a lot, actually, now that I think about it.
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Thor
My father explained it to me like this, that your world is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil, the World's Tree. Now you see it every day without realizing.
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Thor
Your ancestors called it magic and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one and the same thing.
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Jane Foster
I'm really glad you're safe.
Thor
You've been very kind to me, and I've been far less grateful than you deserve.
Jane Foster
Well, I hit you with my car a couple times, so I think that kind of evens things out.
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Erik Selvig
I only did it for Jane. Her father and I taught at university together. He was a good man. He never listened.
Thor
Neither did I. My father was trying to teach me something, but I was too stupid to see it.
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Thor
You're clever. Far more clever than anyone else in this realm.
Jane Foster
"Realm"? "Realm"?
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[Evening in Asgard; Sif, Fandral, Volstagg, Hogun and Loki sit in gigantic armchairs around a central fireplace]
Volstagg
We should never have let him go.
Sif
There was no stopping him.
Fandral
Well, at least he's only banished, not dead, which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.
[a healing compound is rubbed on Volstagg's arm; Loki's frost-damaged hand has already healed]
Volstagg
How did the guard even know?
Loki
I told him.
Fandral
What?
Loki
I told him to go to Odin after we'd left. He should be flogged for taking so long. We should never have reached Jotunheim.
Volstagg
YOU told the guard?
Loki
I saved our lives. And Thor's. I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.
[approaches Loki]
Sif
You must go to the Allfather and convince him to change his mind.
Loki
And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant. He's reckless. He's dangerous. You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its king?
[Loki marches off]
Sif
He may speak of the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor.
Volstagg
We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun
Laufey said... there were traitors in the House of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral
Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely.
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