Going the Distance Movie Quotes
Dan
When I suck my dick, I lie on my back, I throw my legs over my head.
Box
You suck your own dick?
Dan
Yeah.
Box
You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a Swiss army knife.
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Erin
Suck my dick!
Damon
She doesn't have a dick.
Erin
Yes I do! And you can put your mouth on my penis!
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Dan
Now what is the story, though, with you guys? Are you doing it, like, monogamous or what's the deal?
Garrett
Yeah. I don't know. Uh... Maybe, yeah.
Box
"Maybe"? Wow, okay. You know what "maybe" gets you? It gets her sucking every dude's dick out there at Stanford. It really does. And then you go out there and you visit her. And then you have to kiss that blowjob factory she calls a mouth.
Garrett
Thank you for that visual. Thanks, pal.
Dan
That was, like, way graphic. That was, like, extremely graphic.
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Garrett
Can I ask you a question?
Erin
Yeah.
Garrett
I don't know what your situation is... I miss you.
Erin
That's not a question.
Garrett
Yeah, it is.
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Corinne
He's thousands of miles away from here. You don't know what he's doing right now. He could be in some bar, doing shots with some sexy bartender dry humping her.
Erin
We haven't set the boundaries yet. Okay?
Corinne
Oh, my God.
Erin
We're not trying to choke each other with commitment. But now you're fucking freaking me out and I can't do anything but picture him humping some fucking bartender. Thank you.
Corinne
I'm your sister. This is what I'm here to do: terrify you.
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Box
Now, look, I have done the long distance thing. And it is hard. As hell. And it doesn't matter how good the relationship is, it literally can just rip it apart. Look, it is just very hard to be away from the person you love for months at a time.
Garrett
I know. I know it's not gonna be easy.
Box
That's all I'm sayin'.
Dan
But maybe YOU never found the right girl.
Garrett
That's not a bad point.
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Box
If you're so worried about your appearance, are you gonna do something about your veiny, white skin? Because right now you look like an actor in a kabuki troupe.
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Amy
Don't even think about calling me again.
Garrett
Oh! Jesus! Amy! Wait wait wait wait wait! I should not call you or I should want to call you?
[Amy listens and then leaves angrily]
Garrett
Okay, so it means what it means. Good.
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Box
You get in a relationship but you don't *ever* fully commit.
Dan
Right.
Box
You never have, not since I've known you. And then the girl figures that out and then she splits. And then we have to sit here and listen to you be *surprised* about that. Over and over again.
Dan
All the time.
Box
This happens a lot.
Garrett
Not true. It happens occasionally.
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Corinne
Hey Garrett. I like your haircut.
Garrett
Thanks. Did a little something different.
Corinne
And your dick's in your pants. That's good.
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[first lines]
Garrett
So...
Amy
So...
Garrett
Happy Birthday
Amy
Oh. Thank you for the take-out.
Garrett
Sure. It's the least I could do. It is your birthday after all.
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Erin
Let me tell you something steroid face. I would think you were conformable with needles.
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