College StudentI was so damn scared, I put my condom on before I took off my pants.
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Katlyn ChaseLook, everyone's first time sucks. That's why, the next party I go to, I'm finding the hottest, drunkest guy I can and just gettin' it over with.
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Helen McNicolI'm leaving. Bye. Thank you for another painful childhood memory.
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Brad 'Skeets' SkeetowskiGentlemen, we have earned a right of passage. The BUCCANEER BANG BOOK. Between these covers lay our virgins, and we know what to do with them, yes?
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Trish Van DorenGuess what?
Katlyn ChaseYou stuck M&M's up your nose and now you need help getting them out?
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Stanford Prescott[about talking to girls]W-w-what're we supposed to say, though?
Handsome PeteSensitive crap. Stuff from the heart.
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Helen McNicolYou know, if it weren't for you two, I would have had sex by now and Stan and I would be happy, but no.
Katlyn ChaseStop blaming us, okay? If you really wanted to have sex that bad, you would've. It's not dependent on what we say. It's your choice.