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Blue Streak Movie Quotes

Tulley I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.
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Miles Logan Damn. What happened? Did you eat the whole time I was in there? Wait a minute, that's alright. I can adjust, it's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman, just more cushion for the pushing.
Shawna Janiece! Your sad-ass sack of bones is here!
Miles Logan I apologize, you're her cousin. Can I buy you some cereal?
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Miles Logan [talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.
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Miles Logan Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
Carlson You just said you have a cat in your pants.
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Melissa Green [being interrogated] What can you tell me about Miles?
Tulley All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!
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Tulley He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good.
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Miles Logan Diaz, is it? Diaz?
Detective Diaz With a 'Z'.
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Miles Logan Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.
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Miles Logan Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley Chicken or beef?
Miles Logan Chicken. Cool. Cool is good.
Tulley Miles?
Miles Logan Tulley? What are you doing?
Tulley I'm freaking working over here.
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FBI Agent Gray All right Detective Malone. Now the objective here is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal.
Miles Logan Oh, okay, I get it. S-sorta walk the walk.
FBI Agent Gray That's right.
Miles Logan Yeah.
FBI Agent Gray You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
Miles Logan Oh, you mean like, "Shut the hell up you d*ckless FBI..."?
FBI Agent Gray Okay that's right, that'll do.
Miles Logan "You stupid-ass..."
FBI Agent Gray That'll do.
Miles Logan No, "You tight-ass..."
FBI Agent Gray Enough!
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Miles Logan Why are you hitting mom-and-pop stores anyway? Look, you're a driver, man. You got skills, Tulley. You could be out there on the road, man, doing your shit!
Tulley Well, I'm desperate! 'Cause I need some money, too! And why the freak are we whispering?
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Miles Logan "Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day."
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Tulley That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.
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Miles Logan What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.
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[Miles looks at street signs, then the sign on the building]
Miles Logan 5th and Grand? To protect and to - - ?
[throws a fit]
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Miles Logan We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.
Tulley So? You're one of 'em.
Miles Logan No, I'm a drug dealer now!
Tulley Man, why you sellin' this shit when you got that big diamond in your hand?
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[Miles grabs the diamond]
Miles Got the rock. Time to roll.
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Janiece You told me you were a banker...
Miles Logan A bank robber!
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Miles Logan No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass.
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Le Fleur Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him.
Miles Logan No problem.
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Prison Guard #37 One belt, one shoelace, one wallet containing twenty-two dollars.
Miles Logan One shoelace? Yo, man. Do you know how much them shoes cost? One shoelace? I came in here with two. You took my shoelace? Did you take my shoelace, man?
Prison Guard #37 You got two seconds to walk out that door. Sign out and leave my pen.
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Miles Logan Carlson. I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs.
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Miles Logan Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
Carlson I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.
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Miles Logan All right check this out: This is a Brigga 3300, toughest safe in the world. What's the first thing you do?
Eddie Drill the lock.
Miles Logan No! You got to check to see if it's open.
Miles Logan [excited] It's open!
Eddie [surprised] Really?
Miles Logan Nah I'm messin' wit- I'm messing with you! They would never do that! Now Eddie, you know they would never do that!
[laughs]
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Tulley And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good.
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Miles Logan I'm a federale.
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Miles Logan Lay off the cold cuts. It's comin out your pores. It's seepin.
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Miles Logan Ah am an officer of the loohr.
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Carlson When Myles tells Carlson, "This place is a cesspool" Carlson: Oh no, we're in the shit now.
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Miles You want thirty-one flava's? Baskin and Robbins is where you wanna be. Be cool.
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Miles Logan Yo, let me get that up out you, Deke!
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Carlson What is it with you and the heating ducts, sir?
Miles Logan It's cold in here, BRRRRR!
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Deacon What's going on?
Tulley I never know what's going on!
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Eddie What the hell are you doing?
Deacon 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie
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