Lawyer
Right, let me make sure that I have all this straight, basically, you have no experience, no college degree, no resume, no work history whatsoever in fact, and now you would like to be a lawyer?
Aileen
No, see, I was, um... I'm sorry, but when I read the ad it said that you were looking for a secretary.
Lawyer
OK. Well, you need to learn how to type, you'll need computer skills, most of our secretaries have college degrees, in fact, most of them have specialised in law.
[he looks at her application form again]
Lawyer
I don't mean to sound harsh but frankly, this is a little insulting. I see you're from Daytona Beach and all of that looks great, it must be wonderful, but can I tell you something? When the beach party is over, you don't get to say, "You know what? I think now I'd like to have what everybody else has worked their entire life for." It doesn't work that way.
Aileen
Fuck you, man. Yeah, fuck you! You don't fuckin' know me!
Lawyer
OK, great. That's great. See, now I'm so sorry I didn't hire you before. Leslie, could you please escort Miss... I don't even know her name because of course she doesn't have a resume... out.
Aileen
I don't need a fuckin' escort, you piece of shit! What, you think I'm a fuckin' retard? Take your fuckin' job and fuckin' shove it! Fuck you, Leslie!