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Watching the Detectives Movie Quotes

Lucien Ya know, we could do this later if you want?

Neil Oh god Lucien, she's ruined it for me Lucien. I mean it's all so boring now!

Lucien Hey, hey let's put in a movie?

Neil No, no more movies. It's no use, it's not enough anymore, ya know? It's just all so mundane and so predictable Lucien. Oh hey look! It's Jayson. Jayson's going to come in here and he's going to hand me a package, and then he's going hand me his thing, and I'm going to sign the thing and I'm going to hand it right back to him, and then he's going to get in his truck and he's going to drive of. Oh, it's... it's so predictable Lucien, it's not enough anymore, ya know? Where's the... where's the adventure, you know?

[while signing Jayson's package]

Neil there's no adventure man. Where's the adventure Lucien?

Jay You signed it Neil Adventure.

[Neil signs it again]

Jay You crossed out Adventure and wrote adventure again.

Neil What does it matter Jayson? Huh!

[Neil walks away]

Jay It matters because I'm actually responsible for any package that doesn't have a valiad signature or receipt...

Lucien [Goes to sign the package] Jesus Christ...

Jay I don't make the rules.

Lucien Lighten up Jayson.

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Neil Um, I don't really know where to begin, uh... I told myself I wouldn't cry. No, seriously I have so many people to thank.

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Denise I bet you're gonna say next it's not you, it's me.

Neil No, no, no, it's definitely you. Look, Denise, you're not enough like Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Denise I don't know what that means!

Neil She was so supportive, you know. She... she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. She went along with it.

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Neil Look, Denise, you're not enough like Katherine Ross in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."

Denise [Exasperated] I don't know what that means!

Neil She was so supportive, you know... she, she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. She went along with it...

Denise Well, you know what, Neil, you can't go along with someone who's going nowhere. Someone who runs a shitty little video store that doesn't even make any money and, and spends his days hanging around a bunch of dorks talking about "The Seventh Seal."

Neil Hey, you liked "The Seventh Seal."

Denise I was FAKING it, you sucker!

Denise [Mockingly imitating her fake reverence of Bergman] Oh... oh, THIS is Bergman? The IMAGERY, it's so POWERFUL! WHAT a GENIUS! I'm SO HAPPY you made me watch this... Hah!

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Jonathan Nobody comes out to see these local bands. These are shitty bands, man. Who wants to watch a bunch of high school metal heads with names like "Shittin' Bricks" and "Trojan Whores"?

Neil "Trojan Whores"?

Jonathan Yeah

Neil I like that.

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Violet [Entering Neil's video store, talking to someone on her headset phone] No, I don't mind. I'm in the video store right now... No, it's one of those little shitty ones.

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Jonathan Did she have any wild mood swings?

Neil No, she was... she was, you know, she was pretty consistently out there.

Jonathan Yeah alright then, she's not bi-polar.

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