Pippo BotticellaYou with your little bourgeois baby face, you make your bundle off the sweat of others.
Amelia BonettiWhat are you ranting about?
Pippo BotticellaThat young man refuses to be exploited, he rebels and I a'm on his side. He wages a just war against the system's abuses. That's all I have to say!
Amelia BonettiThis is the voice of raging senility! You're going through mental-pause! So I'm an exploitive boss?
Pippo BotticellaYou have a business with employees who work for you?
Amelia BonettiI break my neck from 6am till midnight in a two-bit outfit with a tiny staff and I'm a slave driver?
Pippo BotticellaAmelia, we've got to rebel! I'm on the rebels' side. We've got to rebel against all this too. I burn when I see injustice. I burn!
Amelia BonettiSo, go ahead and burn!
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Pippo BotticellaIt's kind of nice here. It's like a dream, far from reality. You have no idea where you are.
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Pippo BotticellaJust let me up on that stage. Let me up on that stage and you'll see! Tonight, I talk, I spill the beans, to 60 million Italians. I'll say it all.
Amelia BonettiWhat are you going to say?
Pippo BotticellaYou're all sheep!--You're all sheep! You're all sheep! You're all sheep! You're all sheep! You're all sheep! You're all sheep! You think I'm here for the 800,000 lire? I don't give a shit! So you invented television? You watch television day and night? You pay attention only to television? Then tonight, listen to me. To me!
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Amelia BonettiI tell myself that I'm doing it for my little nephews or for my friends or on an impulse. The truth is, I really wanted to see you again.
Pippo BotticellaAh. Very romantic. I was looking forward to seeing you too.
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Amelia BonettiI meant to ask you, why didn't your wife come with you?
Brother GerolamoTo know the truth, even evil can be a useful path.
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Brother GerolamoEverything in life is a miracle. It's up to us to discern it in all we survey.
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Brother GerolamoWe are not small enough to understand big things.
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Show hostHeroic individuals have always existed. I place in this category an obscure housewife who agreed to experience, for pay, life without television for one month. After signing a contract with us, our technical team thoroughly sealed her set and removed her antenna from the roof. Her house was isolated from any and all television reception. You're saying, "Impossible! I couldn't believe such a person exists." We present Pietruzza Silvestri!
[television studio audience claps]
Show hostWould you do it again?
Mrs. SilvestriNever again! Never again! It was horrible! We were paid a tidy sum, but that money is cursed! It's not fair to do these things to poor people, especially when there are children and the elderly.
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Show hostFriends, come with me down memory lane. Many of you remember the war years, the blackouts, the fear.
Amelia Bonetti[backstage, to Pippo]That's us!
Show hostAll of that returns to mind with a song! Music that conjures up the memory of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Our producers tracked down two former dancers who performed in 40s variety shows. Billed as "Ginger and Fred" they achieved fame imitating that famous team. We are proud to present Ginger and Fred!
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Pippo BotticellaToto told you I flipped? Who knows what possessed me after you left? Separation anxiety, loneliness.
Amelia BonettiI swear I didn't know. I'd have come immediately.
Pippo BotticellaWhat for? We broke up, we weren't working anymore. Only these lunatics could remember us. We're phantoms. We arise from the darkness and vanish.
JournalistOur show picks up where we left off. The ship is about to sail, the whistle blows, Ginger rushes off. In each other's arms they swear never to part again. The music, as seductive as the book for Francesca enfolds the lovers, and they dance together again.
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Midget BoyIt's true! There's the cow with 20 tits!
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Amelia BonettiWe were very successful and our impresario insisted we be advertised as "Ginger and Fred."
InterviewerHow many years have you been retired? 20? 25? People want to know.
Amelia BonettiMaybe. We were very, very popular. To this day people sometimes stop me on the street.
InterviewerWhy agree to a comeback? Fans could be disappointed.
Amelia BonettiI don't know why I accepted. Because my grandchildren kept insisting, and friends, or because of television's magic spell. Anyway, here I am.
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Amelia BonettiI don't need a tranquilizer, don't worry, I'll get over it. I'll watch television.
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ManufacturerI'm the manufacturer of edible panties and he is the inspired inventor. I made them in 11 fruit flavors, plus tuna and onion.
Inventor of the underpants[model bends over and pushes up her robe to her waist] One hemisphere is peach, the other, apricot. It's a matter of taste. The epicure chooses
[demonstrates]
Inventor of the underpants- bites - chews. We use only quality ingredients. Once he's stimulated, he feels...
ManufacturerEventually, we expect to add beneficial ingredients: vitamins, mineral salts.
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Admiral AulentiI love artists. They are the benefactors of humanity.
Pippo BotticellaA woman with a puny ass, is like a kiss without a moustache.
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Pippo BotticellaYou always got this part wrong. Not the steps--the expression of the face. You smile. It's just the opposite, much more subtle. Here the melody ends, embracing, oblivious, like a dream. Do you get it?
Pippo BotticellaThe Morse code of black slaves. A wireless telegraph.
Amelia BonettiHow so?
Pippo BotticellaOn the cotton plantations, when slaves talked instead of worked, the slave driver whipped their skin off. So what does your black slave do? He communes with his brother like this.
Pippo Botticella[begins undressing]I feel a bit shy. Yet we slept together so many times!
Amelia BonettiYou're so sweet! Are we in such bad shape?
Pippo BotticellaThese days, when I undress in front of a woman I avoid it, if I can. And you?
Amelia BonettiWho, me? I don't have those problems. Boy, you ask some questions!
Pippo BotticellaPardon moi, madame. Once upon a time, when I undressed, I'd get a round of applause from the lucky girl! Oh, yes. No slouch was old Pippo--stage name, Fred!
Amelia BonettiIn fact, I lasted 15 years with the sexual nomad, as you defined yourself.