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The Grand Movie Quotes

One Eyed Jack Faro Yes, I did get thrown out of my own casino, I'm not sure how exactly that happened, but they do say that I gave the order.

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L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks Will you take a look at all of this crap.

[Indicating the modern Las Vegas strip.]

L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks Buried underneath all of this is a history; history of Las Vegas. It's the place where Moe Dalitz opened up his first burlesque club. Place where you can find a thirteen year old in a whorehouse if that was your pleasure. It was a place where the Jews and the blacks had to enter the casinos through rear entrances. By the way, on this corner right here, I stabbed a bum.

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L.B.J. Deuce Fairbanks Let me tell ya how the internet screwed up poker, okay. When a guy sucks out on the river, on the internet, you cannot take the guy out in the parking lot and you cannot break his fuckin' knees.

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One Eyed Jack Faro Building his stack . . . !

Lainie Schwartzman Yeah, guess I just put that little brainiac fucker back in the game.

Harold Melvin You have the vocabulary of a drunken spice miner and the hairstyle of an Arrakeen whore.

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Harold Melvin You should have gone all in three hours ago when your stack still meant something.

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Renee Jensen Dad, can I just get my job back, and we can move on from this?

Billionaire Steve Lavisch Look, two things. First, you don't call me "Dad" unless it's Thanksgiving or your birthday.

Renee Jensen . . . my birthday. I know. What's the second thing?

Billionaire Steve Lavisch Thanksgiving . . . or your birthday. That's two.

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Mike Werbe Every time you play a hand of you poker you wanna run through a mental check list. Head Position Hand Position Neck Position Breathing Posture. More than 25 items. It's a lot. And that why I've come up with a handy mnemonic device. Just one word: HPHPNPBPECMSPAMDCPAFTSTTL. It's easy.

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The German Lucky Faro, he was a fiend, a monster, and yet, against my better judgment, I loved him. We even tried to murder eachother at some point.

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Harold Melvin [quoting Dune] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Larry Schwartzman Is that Rush?

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Seth Schwartzman I think if you tell one kid that you don't love him as much, believe me, that kid is gonna try harder.

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Harold Melvin Ruth, if I were a food critic, I would give your cooking five stars -- five stars that had each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the universe.

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Harold Melvin It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly. Also, you have corn in your teeth.

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Harold Melvin Maintain a perimeter, Ruth.

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Billionaire Steve Lavisch I myself despise nostalgia, because it's so old.

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Harold Melvin I was a two-to-one underdog, and the pot paid me 11 to 1. Not a bad risk return ratio. You played poorly.

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Harold Melvin It's so stupid that you don't use more efficient cooking utensils.

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Harold Melvin I have lived with my mother since I was born. I live with her because it is convenient and because it is difficult for me to take care of myself. I will probably be stuck with her for the rest of my life. Or the rest of her life. Because she's much older than me, she will die first.

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One Eyed Jack Faro So I wanna keep the Rabbit's Foot. It's my dream and my passion, and I think.. I have to...

Billionaire Steve Lavisch As I listen to you, it occurs to me that maybe you're requesting something of me, and you should know I never answer requests in the positive. Ahh, it's just, it's just not what I do.

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The German To feel alive and to get this energy, it is essential for me to kill something each day. It doesn't have to be a large animal. I squish an ant once in a while, or spiders, they come very easily. I've shot stray dogs. Goose.. is a very, very troublesome animal. I've had a goat. To strangle a goat, that makes you feel really alive.

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One Eyed Jack Faro I've been married approximately, 74 times. I loved everyone one of em.

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Larry Schwartzman I can psych the shit out of people. I don't need cards to beat you. I can literally have no cards, and I would still beat you. You think that's not playing fairly, or that's not the way a gentleman plays? I would fight you over that.

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Billionaire Steve Lavisch [gesturing to an architectural model of a casino hotel] Guess how many rooms.

One Eyed Jack Faro How many . . .

Billionaire Steve Lavisch Wild guess. How many rooms?

One Eyed Jack Faro Three thousand?

Billionaire Steve Lavisch I knew you'd be wrong.

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Phil Gordon I'm Phil Gordon, and joining me in the booth is Mike Werbe.

Mike Werbe And I'm Mike Werbe.

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Harold Melvin I knew you only had one pair. Your bet on the river was as transparent as a cloaked Romulan Bird of Prey.

The German Arschloch.

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Harold Melvin It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly.

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Phil Gordon I think that's a terrible mistake, Mike.

Mike Werbe He's coming from a different generation. Imagine if Abe Lincoln showed up with a stovepipe hat. The electric lights alone are gonna throw him off.

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Mike Werbe That's the end of the rainbow for this Cinderella story.

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Hotel Security Guard Sir, you're going to have to leave right now.