Toy Story 1995 - Movie Quotes

Woody All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz Toy?

Woody T-O-Y, Toy!

Buzz Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".

Woody The word I'm searching for - I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

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[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]

Woody What happened to you?

Buzz One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.

[chuckles nervously]

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Woody [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!

Sid Phillips Huh?

Woody This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

Sid Phillips What?

Woody Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

Sid Phillips It's busted.

Woody Who are you calling busted, Buster?

Sid Phillips Huh?

Woody That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.

Sid Phillips [hyperventilating] W-we?

Woody That's right, your toys!

[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]

Woody From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!

Woody [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!

Woody [speaking and moving] So play nice!

[Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]

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Buzz [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...

Woody [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!

Buzz My-my fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!

Buzz Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody WHAT? What are you talkin' about?

Buzz Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody [pause, then screams] YOU - ARE - A... *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're... you're, you're an action figure!

[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]

Woody *You* are a child's *plaything*!

Buzz You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

Buzz [waves in military fashion] Farewell.

[starts to walk away]

Woody Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

Woody [walks off grumbling sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command".

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Sergeant [about the second present Andy opens] It's... it's bedsheets!

Mr. Potato Head Who invited that kid?

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Woody Hey, Buzz! You're flying!

Buzz This isn't flying, this is falling with style!

Woody [excitedly] To infinity and beyond!

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[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]

Mr. Potato Head Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm I don't get it.

Mr. Potato Head You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

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Woody Hey, who's got my hat?

Mr. Shark [pops out right next to Woody, wearing his hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Woody Ha-ha, ha-ha...

[snatches his hat away]

Woody Gimme that!

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Mr. Potato Head Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?

Woody It's not a laser! It's a...

[sighs in frustration]

Woody It's a little light bulb that blinks.

Hamm What's with him?

Mr. Potato Head Laser envy.

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Woody [whispering to Buzz from inside the Milk-crate, which he can't get out of since Sid placed a Toolbox on top of it] Psst! Hey Buzz!

[No response. Woody throws a washer against Buzz' visor. Buzz slowly looks over]

Woody Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!

[Buzz looks away]

Woody Oh, come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help.

Buzz I can't help. I can't help anyone.

Woody Why sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.

Buzz Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?

Woody Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly!

Buzz No, Woody. For the first time, I *am* thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.

Woody Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.

Buzz Yeah, right.

Woody Not, it is!

[points through the window to Andy's room]

Woody Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!

Buzz [Buzz looks at his plastic parts and fake control panel] But why would Andy want me?

Woody [sighs] Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a cool toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure. All I can do is this.

[pulls his Pull String]

Woody [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!

Woody Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

[Woody leans against the milk-crate, and Buzz looks at the sole of his foot with Andy's name printed on. He glances back at Woody with a look of determination across his face from the words Woody gave to him]

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[repeated line]

Buzz To infinity, and beyond!

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[the toys are meeting Buzz for the first time]

Hamm So where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz Well, no. Actually, I-I'm-- I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

[as Buzz speaks, Woody looks down at the cardboard box and finds that everything that Buzz is saying is from the back of the box]

Buzz As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion... from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!

Mr. Potato Head [nonplussed] Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

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Woody [running towards Buzz in a mocking sort of manner] Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!

Buzz Trouble? Where?

Woody Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy! It's - It's trapped, Buzz!

Buzz Then we've no time to lose.

[Buzz jumps over to the side of the desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]

Buzz I don't see anything!

Woody Uh, he's there. Just - Just keep looking.

[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]

Woody [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the windowsill, but the globe strikes Andy's folding-arm desk lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]

Hamm Hamm, Mr. Potato Head: [stop their card game, and run over to the window in panic] BUZZ!

Woody Buzz!

[Buzz flies into the bushes nearby and disappears]

Slinky Dog [the rest of Andy's toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.

[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]

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Rex Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?

Woody He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.

Buzz Excuse me.

Buzz [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]

Hamm Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.

Woody Oh, what? What? These are plastic; he can't fly.

Buzz They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.

Woody No, you can't.

Buzz [sighs] Yes, I can.

Woody Can't.

Buzz Can.

Woody Can't, can't, ca-an't!

Buzz I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

Woody Okay, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

Buzz All right then, I will. Stand back, everyone.

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Buzz What's going on?

Woody Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.

Buzz I'd better have a look anyway.

[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]

Buzz Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

Woody [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.

Buzz [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...

Woody [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.

Buzz [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head That ain't no happy child!

Rex He tortures toys - just for fun!

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[last lines]

Woody Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?

Buzz Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?

[camera pans out]

Woody Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?

Andy [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!

[camera zooms back in]

Woody Woody, Buzz: Heh, heh!

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Woody Buzz. Hey. Buzz, are you okay?

[Buzz is dressed in girl doll clothes]

Buzz [in a drunken stupor] Gone! It's all gone. All of it's gone. Bye-bye. Whoo-woo. See ya.

Woody [in a concerned tone] What happened to you?

Buzz One minute you're defending the whole galaxy. And suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister

[two dolls that are missing their heads wave at Woody]

Woody [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz...

Buzz Don't ya get it?

[points to a doll's hat on his helmet]

Buzz You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nes-bitt!

Woody Snap out of it, Buzz!

[opens Buzz's visor, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]

Buzz [calmly] I-I-I'm, I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.

[breaks down again]

Buzz Oh, I'm a sham!

Woody Shh!

Buzz Look at me.

Woody Quiet, Buzz.

Buzz I can't even fly out of a window. The hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much.

[the open window gives Woody an idea]

Woody "Out the window"! Buzz, you're a genius! Come on, come on. This way.

[He grabs a set of lights and drags Buzz]

Buzz Years of academy, training, wasted!

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Mr. Potato Head [noticing Woody calling from Sid's house] Son of a building block! It's Woody!

Hamm He's in the psycho's bedroom!

Bo Peep Woody?

Woody Boy, am I glad to see you guys!

Slinky Dog I knew you'd come back!

Bo Peep What are you doing over there?

Woody It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!

[Woody throws a string of Christmas lights across to Andy's window, which Slinky grabs successfully]

Slinky Dog I got it!

Woody Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!

Mr. Potato Head Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?

[snatches the lights off Slinky]

Slinky Dog Hey!

Bo Peep Potato Head!

Mr. Potato Head Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?

[the other toys shake their head]

Mr. Potato Head And now you wanna let him back over here?

Woody No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me.

Mr. Potato Head You are a liar!

Woody No i'm not!

[calling to Buzz]

Woody Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!

[Buzz sits on the floor of Sid's Room, peeling off the sticker of his wrist communicator]

Woody Just a sec.

Woody [walks back into Sid's room and calls over to Buzz] Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?

[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]

Woody Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!

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Rex What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

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Buzz I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

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[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]

Mr. Potato Head Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?

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Alien #1 A stranger.

Alien #2 From the outside.

Aliens Oooooooooooooooh.

Buzz Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

[all the Alien Toys gather around him]

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[first lines]

Andy [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]

Andy Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!

[has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]

Andy Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!

[as Potato Head]

Andy Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

[as the sheep, on a toy car track]

Andy Help! Baaa! Help us!

[as Bo Peep]

Andy Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]

Woody [voice box] Reach for the sky!

Andy [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!

[as Woody]

Andy I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!

[pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]

Andy D'oh! How'd you know it was me?

[as Woody]

Andy Are you gonna come quietly?

[as Mr. Potato Head]

Andy Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,

[Andy places down Slinky Dog]

Andy with a built-in force field!

[as Woody]

Andy Well, I brought my dinosaur!

[brings out Rex]

Andy Who eats force field dogs!

[making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]

Andy Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!

[as Woody]

Andy You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.

[Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]

Andy You saved the day again, Woody!

[pulls Woody's string]

Woody [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!

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Slinky Dog [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.

Rex What is it Boy?

R.C. the Race Car [RC whirrs his wheels]

Mr. Potato Head He's saying that this is *no* accident!

Bo Peep What do you mean?

Mr. Potato Head I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!

[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]

Woody Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

Mr. Potato Head That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!

Woody Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.

Slinky Dog We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

Rex [nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

Mr. Potato Head Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?

Hamm I don't think we should give him the chance.

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[preparing for the toy mutiny]

Woody Wind the frog!

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Sergeant Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!

Hamm Way to go, Ida-ho!

Mr. Potato Head Gee, I'd better shave!

[pulls off his moustache]

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Buzz Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...

Woody [sneaks up on Buzz] Hello-o-o!

Buzz HO-YAH!

[Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody]

Woody Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.

Buzz [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

Woody Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.

Buzz I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

Woody Well, let's see, we got double-A's.

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[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]

Rex Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

Hamm Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.

Rex They're getting bigger...

Slinky Dog Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]

Rex Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: AAAAAHH!

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Woody Hey, Etch... Draw!

[Etch draws a picture of a gun]

Woody D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

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Woody [after Buzz thinks that the air is toxic] You actually think you're THE Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!

[to the rest of the toys]

Woody Hey, guys, look! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody Oh no, no no no, no...

[suddenly points behind Buzz]

Woody BUZZ, LOOK, AN ALIEN!

Buzz [looks] Where?

[Woody doubles over with guffaws until we hear Sid's voice from an open window]

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[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]

Andy Can I help pump the gas?

Andy's Mom Suurrre, I'll even let you drive.

Andy Really?

Andy's Mom Yeah, when you're 16.

Andy Yup, yup, yup, very funny, Mom.

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Woody Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.

Mr. Spell [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

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Buzz [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

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Sid Phillips [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...

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Mr. Potato Head [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?

Rex Everyone else was picked.

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Buzz This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?

All Aliens [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!

Alien #1 The claw is our master.

Alien #2 The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

Woody This is ludicrous.

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Woody Now, where is that... Oh. Hey! Who moved my doodle pad... way over here?

Rex [jumps in front of Woody] ROAAAAAAAAA...

Woody Hey, how ya doin', Rex.

Rex [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody I was close to being scared that time.

Rex I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

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Buzz Years of Academy training wasted.

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Alien [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

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Woody Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

Buzz What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?

[slides under his ship with a skateboard]

Woody [pulls him back out] And another thing, *stop* with this *spaceman* thing! It's getting on my nerves.

Buzz Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody Oh yeah, tough guy?

[pushes Buzz' round red button and opens his visor. Buzz chokes the "Toxic Air" around him. Woody looks around, unsure how to react]

Buzz [sniffs] The air isn't toxic?

[gets up and points accusingly at Woody]

Buzz How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

[closes his visor]

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Sid Phillips [reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

[Woody hides inside the milk crate. Sid searching for Woody spots the milk crate and picks it up to find nothing]

Sid Phillips [Sid continues to search as Woody clings to the inside of the crate, and steps on Buzz lying on the floor] Yes, I've always wanted to send a spaceman into orbit.

[Side puts the Milk Crate Woody had been hiding in onto a nearby desk. Woody watches in horror as Sid straps the Explosive Rocket onto Buzz with Duct Tape]

Sid Phillips [noticing a lightning strike outside] Oh no!

Sid Phillips [walking over to the window and bangs his head against it in frustration] Aww man!

[Sid places Buzz on the desk next to Woody, and starts up his alarm clock]

Sid Phillips Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the Launch Site. Tomorrow's forecast: sunny, Ha, ha, ha! Sweet dreams!

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Woody [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] All right, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

Rex [yells] Yes, yes! We promise!

Woody Okay! Save your batteries.

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Buzz [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.

Alien Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.

Woody Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

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Buzz [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!

Rex [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!

Bo Peep I've found my moving buddy!

Buzz [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!

Woody That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

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Sid Phillips Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

Hannah What?

Sid Phillips Did I get my package in the mail?

Hannah [shrugs] I don't know.

Sid Phillips [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?

Hannah I DON'T KNOW.

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Woody [feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

[Woody spots Buzz up at the sunroof, staring down at him]

Woody Buzz!

[Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs]

Woody Buzz! You're alive! This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?

[Buzz glares at him, speechless]

Woody Right? Buddy?

Buzz I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody Oh. Well, that's good.

Buzz But we're not on my planet, are we?

Woody No. Daaaah-oof!

[Buzz attacks Woody, knocking them both out of the open car door]

Woody Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?

[Buzz punches Woody in the face, having it spin around for a brief moment, then he gets knocked down by Woody, Woody hits his face a few times with a squeaking sound until he closes his visor on Woody's hand]

Woody Ow!

Buzz [Through his button speakers whilst as Woody attacks him] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue.

Andy's Mom [Andy and his Mum just re-enter the car] Next stop...

Andy Pizza Planet! Yeah!

[Woody and Buzz stop fighting and pause]

Woody Andy!

[Andy and his Mum drive off as Woody and Buzz watch in horror, leaving them behind at the gas station]

Woody [walks away from Buzz, and pauses] He doesn't realize I'm not there?

[sulking out loud]

Woody I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!

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Woody [coming to life for the first time in the film] Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

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Woody [from inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.

[Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]

Woody Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...

Buzz Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.

[both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the moving van pull into Andy's driveway]

Buzz Woody! It's the moving van!

Woody We've gotta get out of here, now!

[Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the edge of the desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]

Woody Buzz! Hey, I'm out!

Buzz [continuing to push the crate] Almost there!

[the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]

Buzz [noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the edge of the desk] Woody! Are you alright?

Woody [lifting up the toolbox that fell on top of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.

[Sid's alarm clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]

Sid Phillips [waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!

[Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]

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Buzz I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

Rex [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

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Sergeant [he and the other green soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody] There he is, men! Get him!

Mr. Potato Head Let's string him up by his pull string!

[he and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out]

Bo Peep Would you boys stop it?

Andy Okay, Mom, I'll be right down; I've gotta get Buzz.

[all the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz]

Andy Mom, do you know where Buzz is?

Andy's Mom No, I haven't seen him.

[Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose]

Andy's Mom Andy, I'm heading out the door!

Andy But Mom, I can't find him!

Andy's Mom Well honey, just grab some other toy; now, come on!

Andy [picks up Woody and heads to the car] Okay.

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Woody [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!

[Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]

Woody All back! Back, you cannibals!

[Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]

Woody He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.

[Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]

Woody Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.

[the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]

Woody Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.

[the Mutant Toys get scared away]

Woody No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?

Sid's Mom Sid?

Sid Phillips Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!

Woody Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

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Woody Hey uh, Slinky?

Slinky Dog [with a checker board] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

Woody No, Slink...

Slinky Dog All right, you can be red if you want.

Woody Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.

Slinky Dog [shouts] Bad news?

Woody Shhh!

[all the toys freeze]

Woody Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.

Slinky Dog Got it.

[walks away slowly with his head down]

Woody Be happy!

Slinky Dog [laughs hysterically]

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Sid Phillips [In Panic] The Toys! The Toys are alive!

[whimpering]

Sid Phillips Nice Toy!

[Hannah holds her new Sally Doll out at Sid in Fear, and chases him upstairs]

Hannah What's wrong Sid? Don't you wanna play with Sally?

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Sid Phillips [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?

Sid's Mom [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!

Sid Phillips [running off] All right!

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Woody [after RC's batteries die after as Woody and Buzz chase after the moving van] Great!

Buzz [Buzz drops RC's Remote, and looks at Woody's side pocket] Woody! The rocket!

Woody The match! Yes! Thank you, Sid!

[Woody lights the match against the road, only for a car to drive over them, blowing it out]

Woody [sulking to the ground] No! No, no, no, no, noooooo!

[the sunlight streams through Buzz' visor, acting just like Sid's magnifying glass from earlier, leaving a tiny white-hot dot shining at the back of Woody's hand. This gives him an idea]

Buzz [as Woody grabs onto Buzz' visor] What are you doing?

Woody Hold still Buzz!

[Woody places his hot hand against the fuse of the rocket, lighting it up successfully, and hops back onto RC with Buzz]

Buzz You did it! Next stop, Andy!

Woody Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!

[the rocket lights up, sending Woody, Buzz and RC racing up fast towards the moving van]

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[Sid at Pizza Planet ends up spotting Buzz in the Alien Claw Game, much to Woody's shock]

Sid Phillips A Buzz Lightyear? No way.

[the claw reaches down and collects Buzz successfully]

Sid Phillips Yes!

[Woody grabs Buzz' legs, trying to pull him out and stop him from being obtained]

Sid Phillips [banging against the glass] HEY!

All Aliens [as Woody struggles to pull Buzz out of the Claw Machine] He has been chosen.

[the Alien Toys all push Woody back through]

Woody Stop it! What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!

Sid Phillips [after having obtained both Buzz and Woody] All right, Double Prizes!

[Picks up them both]

Sid Phillips Let's go home and play.

[Sid chuckles as the camera zooms in on his shirt]

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Woody [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.

Buzz You mean it has hyperdrive?

Woody Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

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Rex Hey, Woody? Where'd you go?

Mr. Potato Head He's lying, Buzz ain't there.

[Woody returns with Buzz's detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]

Woody Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?

Woody [Imitating Buzz's voice] Hiya fellas. To infinity and beyond!

Rex [while Slinky and Bo Peep look excited] Hey look, it's Buzz!

Woody [shakes the arm's hand] Yeah, hey, Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!

[Hi fives Buzz's severed arm]

Hamm [to Mr. Potato Head] Something's screwy here.

Woody So, you see. We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?

[imitates Buzz]

Woody You bet, give me a hug.

[makes the arm grab his neck and pull him forward into a hug; chuckles]

Woody Oh. I love you, too.

Slinky Dog See? It is Buzz!

[to Mr. Potato Head]

Slinky Dog Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

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Lenny the Binoculars Guys! Guys! Woody's riding RC and Buzz is with him!

[Bo holds up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the van]

Bo Peep It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

Slinky Dog What have we done?

Rex Great, now I have guilt!

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Mr. Potato Head Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

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[as Woody and Buzz rocket up and toss RC back into the moving van]

Woody AAAAAH! This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz Not today.

[Buzz opens his wings, cutting the duct tape from the rocket just before it explodes]

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Announcer on Intercom at Pizza Planet [At Pizza Planet] Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.

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Slinky Dog Gaddily bob-howdy!

Woody Oh, shut up.

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Sergeant [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...

Rex It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?

[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]

Rex Oh, no!

Mr. Potato Head Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

Rex Way to go, Rex!

[moves forward]

Woody [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

Hamm He's putting them in backward!

[to Mr. Potato Head]

Hamm Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!

Woody PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!

[jumps down]

Sergeant [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]

Sergeant ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!

Woody ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!

[mayhem breaks out]

Mr. Potato Head [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

Rex Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!

[Rex bonks his head with bucket]

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Woody [asking a Magic 8 ball] Will Andy pick me?

[Shakes the ball and flips to see the answer:]

Woody 'Don't count on it'? Awwww! Arrrgh!

[throws the ball down, then it falls down a crack between the table and the wall]

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Lenny the Binoculars [Lenny spots RC with Woody and Buzz rocketing toward the open moving van] Look, look! It's Woody and Buzz, comin' up fast!

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Bo Peep What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?

Woody [blushing and giggling] Oh-ho yeah. Thought so.

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Buzz [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?

Woody Yes, they're Andy's toys.

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Sid Phillips [referring to Hannah's Doll] Oh no Hannah, look at Janey! She's sick!

Hannah [as Sid snatches her] No she's not!

Sid Phillips I'll have to perform one of my... operations!

Hannah [chasing Sid up to his Room] Sid, gave her back!

Hannah [as Sid closes the Door] Sid!

[Sid throws his bag with Woody and Buzz onto his bed, and gets out a plastic face mask]

Sid Phillips No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

[Woody and Buzz watch in horror as Sid places Janey's head into a vice. He does the same to a toy pterodactyl's body]

Sid Phillips [now with the Pterodactyl's head on Janey's body] Doctor you've done it!

Sid Phillips [walking to the door with Hannah waiting outside] Hannah! Janey's all better now!

Hannah [Hannah shrieks in horror at the sight of what Sid did to Janey and runs downstairs] Mum, Mum!

Sid Phillips She's lying! Whatever she says is not true!

[throws the toy onto the floor, as the pterodactyl's head falls off]

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[Woody and Buzz pass over the moving van]

Woody Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!

Buzz We're not aiming for the truck!

[Buzz closes his wings, and the two land through the open roof of Andy's car, landing in a box packed right next to Andy]

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Hamm Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

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Wounded Soldier [after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled] Just... just go on without me!

Sergeant [goes over to him and helps him up] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!

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[Andy walks down to the car with Woody to go to Pizza Planet, confused of how Buzz would mysteriously disappear]

Andy I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

Andy's Mom Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.

[Buzz, shown be be alright, pops out from the bushes angered with Woody, and hops onto the Rear Bumper of Andy's Car as it drives off]

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Woody Has everybody picked a moving buddy?

Hamm Moving buddy? You can't be serious!

Rex I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!

Mr. Potato Head [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?

[All laugh]

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Woody [mocking Buzz as they split-up] "Rendezvous with Star Command."

[sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it]

Woody Pizza Planet?

[enlightened]

Woody Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

[yelling to Buzz]

Woody Buzz! Buzz, come back!

Buzz [walking out from under the truck, annoyed] Go away!

Woody No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...

[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top]

Woody [calling] I found a spaceship!

[Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck]

Woody [calling] It's a spaceship, Buzz!

Buzz [as the driver asks for directions] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?

Woody [nodding his head] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.

Buzz Well, then, let's climb aboard.

[Buzz runs towards the truck]

Woody No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

Buzz Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

[Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]

Woody [whispering] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

[the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt]

Woody It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]

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Lenny the Binoculars [Sid lights the rocket on Combat Carl] He's lighting it! He's lighting it!

Lenny the Binoculars [toys start to duck] Hit the dirt!

[explosion]

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Woody [Celebrating Sid's Defeat] Ha-ha! We did it, we did it! Yes!

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Woody Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.

Sergeant Yes, sir!

[jumps down]

Sergeant All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!

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Slinky Dog It's Sid!

Rex I thought he was at summer camp!

Hamm They must've kicked him out early this year.

Rex Oh no, not Sid!

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Buzz [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport!

[Woody punches him in the shoulder]

Buzz Good work, Woody.

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Mr. Potato Head [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.

Hamm Miss. G-6.

Mr. Potato Head Aw, you sunk it!

[Hamm chuckles]

Mr. Potato Head Are you peeking?

Hamm Hey, quit your whining and pay up.

[Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears]

Hamm No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.

Mr. Potato Head [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?

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Slinky Dog [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!

Rex There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]

Rex Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!

[sadly]

Rex Where could he be?

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Hannah [after Buzz falls to the floor while trying to fly out the window; his arm has fallen as a result] Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

Sid's Mom [as Hannah picks up Buzz and his arm] What, dear? What was that?

Hannah Never mind.

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Mr. Potato Head [as Woody tries to persuade everyone that Buzz is alright so that they may help him over] Wait just a minute. What are you trying to pull?

Woody [throwing both hands into the air, accidentally revealing Buzz' severed arm completely] Nothing!

[the toys from Andy's Room scream in horror, and Rex throws up at the sight of it. Realizing his mistake, Woody tries to hide the arm behind his back]

Hamm Oh, that is disgusting!

Mr. Potato Head Murderer!

Woody No! No, no, no, no! It's not what you think. I swear!

Mr. Potato Head Save it for the jury! I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep!

[throws the string of Christmas lights out the window, which go flying back to Sid's house, and land into Sid's Yard]

Woody [pleading for mercy] No! No! No, no! Don't leave! Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what's it's like over here!

Mr. Potato Head [he and the other toys start to leave, except Slinky] Come on let's get outta here.

Hamm Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.

Woody [to Slinky, who's also beginning to leave] Slink! Slink, please! Please, listen to me!

Woody [Slinky sadly closes the blinds] No! No, come back!

Woody [sadly] SLI-I-I-I-NKYYY!

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Andy [Woody and Buzz drop from the sky into a cardboard box in Andy's car, next to Andy; he looks in and sees them] Hey, wow!

Andy's Mom What? What is it?

Andy's Mom [joyfully, as he brings Woody and Buzz out] Woody, Buzz!

Andy's Mom Oh great, you found them; where were they?

Andy [overjoyed] Here in the car.

Andy's Mom See? What did I tell you? Right where you left them.

[as Andy hugs his toys fervently, Woody and Buzz come to life for a second and wink at each other to congratulate each other on their success, then return to their lifeless forms]

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[Bo pulls Woody up to her with her cane]

Woody Oh, Bo, there's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.

Bo Peep Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

Woody Say, isn't that a mistletoe?

Bo Peep Mm-hmm.

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[repeated lines]

Pizza Planet Guard You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

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Bowling Announcer [after the commercials ends] And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.

[Randy Newman starts a song I Will Go Sailing No More plays]

Randy Newman Out among the stars I sail / Way beyond the moon / In my silver ship I sail / A dream that ended too soon / Now I know exactly who I am / And what I'm here for.

Woody [voice] You are a toy, you can't fly!

Randy Newman And I will go sailing no more / All the things I thought I'd be / All the brave things I'd done / Vanished like a snowflake / With the rising of the sun / Never more to sail my ship / Where no man has gone before / And I will go sailing no more / But no, it can't be true / I could fly if I wanted to / Like a bird in the sky / I believe I can fly / Why, I'd fly!

Buzz To infinity and beyond!

[Buzz flies away and towards the window before to fall down towards the stairs and lands on his floor, then he sees that his broken arm off and lying down]

Randy Newman Clearly, I will go sailing, no more.

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[Woody is grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]

Woody [coughs] OW! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

Bo Peep [sweetly yet flirtatiously] I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing.

Bo Peep What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Woody [giggling sheepishly] Oh-ho, yeah! Thought so.

[mutters]

Bo Peep Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

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Woody Woody, Etch-a-Sketch: [Woody and an Etch-a-Sketch walk past each other until they are back-to-back]

Woody Hey, Etch.

Woody Woody, Etch-a-Sketch: [They stop moving]

Woody DRAW!

Etch-a-Sketch [Etch is able to draw a pistol faster than Woody could make a gun with his hands]

Woody [pretending to be shot] OH! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. The fastest knobs in the West.

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Bo Peep I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

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Andy Mom, have you seen Woody?

Andy's Mom Where was the last place you left him?

Andy Right here in the van.

Andy's Mom I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.

Andy He's not here, mom. Woody's gone!

Bo Peep Woody's gone?

Hamm Oh boy, the weasel ran away.

Mr. Potato Head Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.

Rex Who would have thought he was capable of such atrocities?

Bo Peep [to Slinky Dog] Oh Slink, I hope he's okay.

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Woody Now, where is that...? Oh. Hey! Who moved my doodle pad... way over here?

Rex [jumps up in front of Woody and roars at him] ROAAAAAAAAA...

Woody Uh, how're you doin', Rex?

Rex [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody I was close to being scared that time.

Rex Oh, I'm... going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

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Woody Now, where is that...? Oh.

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Slinky Dog Uh, got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

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[Woody is grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]

Woody [coughs] OW! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

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Woody Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

[Snake hides under the bed]

Robot Hey!

[reaches under the bed and brings Snake out.]

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Andy Hey, mom. If I eat all of my pizza, can I have some alien slime?

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Pizza Planet Guard You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

Buzz Okay, now! Quickly, Sheriff, the airlock is closing!

[They make it through just as the door closes]

Pizza Planet Announcer Jones, party of five, your shuttle is now boarding at counter 12.

Kids [as Buzz and Woody drops down] Hey, Mom, can you have some tokens?

[Buzz bumps into Woody]

Woody Ow! Watch where you're going!

Buzz Sorry.

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[Buzz hears a sudden voice]

Mission Control Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

[Buzz turns around a commercial on TV to which his logo appears]

Buzz Star Command!

[Buzz opens his wrist communicator]

Kid Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!

[Buzz looks towards the TV and saw it shows kid holding a Buzz Lightyear toy in a cardboard spaceship]

Mission Control Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help!

Kid On the way!

Commercial Chorus Buzz Lightyear!

[Buzz stares in disbelief as he watches the commercial]

TV Announcer The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

Kid Calling Buzz Lightyear!

TV Announcer Karate chop action!

Kid Wow!

[Buzz looks at the TV]

TV Announcer Pulsating laserlight!

Kid Total annihilation!

TV Announcer Multi-phrase voice simulator!

Buzz [On TV; voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

[Buzz presses on his button]

Buzz [voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

TV Announcer And best of all,

[big "monster truck" voice]

TV Announcer HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!

Buzz [On TV] To infinity and beyond!

Monotone Announcer [reading] Not a flying toy.

[Buzz shakes around]

TV Announcer Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!

Commercial Chorus Buzz Lightyear!

[Buzz Lightyear boxes on TV]

Local Announcer Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.

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Slinky Dog Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.

[a bulldog egg toy lets four other egg toys out]

Slinky Dog Hey, Woody, come on.

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Sergeant [Woody is accused of knocking Buzz out the window on purpose, and Sarge pops out of his bucket] Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to - HEY!

[Woody pushes Sarge back in the bucket and snaps the lid back on]

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Hamm [as the toys confronting Woody] I've got dibs on his hat!

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Burned Rag Doll Mama

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Hamm Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... THEY'RE HERE...! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT THREE O'CLOCK!

Rex AAAAAHH!

Woody Stay calm, everyone!

Toys [run to the window passing Woody in a panic] Hey!

Woody [Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand] Uh, meeting adjourned.

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Woody No, wait! I don't understand! Buzz is out there and we have got a help him!

[Woody swings his remote control, bangs his Potato Head's parts fall off his body and on his floor]

Mr. Potato Head Toss him overboard!

Woody No, no, wait! Aah!

[the toys throw Woody away and leaps on his road]

Rex Hooray!

Mr. Potato Head So long Woody!

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Slinky Dog Uh, got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

[the toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]

Woody Now, where is that...? Oh.

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Toy Story Movie Quotes