Prime Movie Quotes
David Bloomberg
I'm 23.
Rafi Gardet
No, you're not. I don't believe you. Let me see the license... Oh, my God! You're a child. Taxi! I have t-shirts older than you.
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David Bloomberg
Yeah, I'm sure.
Rafi Gardet
Why now?
David Bloomberg
Because you want this more than anything in the world, and I want to give it to you. I want to make a baby with you.
Rafi Gardet
I can't.
David Bloomberg
Why?
Rafi Gardet
Because I love you and I can't do this to you.
David Bloomberg
I don't understand, what are you doing, I mean, it actually feels right.
Rafi Gardet
I just can't.
David Bloomberg
I want to give this to you.
Rafi Gardet
I know you do. And it's the sweetest gift anyone has every given me. But it's not right for you. You'll regret it. You know this. The fact that you are still willing just shows how deep your love goes. That's the gift I'm taking from you.
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Jack Bloomberg
Is it a client?
Lisa Metzger
No, it's my lover. Yes, it's a client!
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David Bloomberg
Are you okay, Grandma?
Blanch
Like I have a choice? You're okay until you collapse.
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Lisa Metzger
Sometimes you love, and you learn, and you... move on.
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David Bloomberg
[putting his hand forward to the doorman of Rafi's building]
Five? Thumbs up? Smile? No? Ah, we'll get there.
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Lisa Metzger
And I didn't buy you Q-tips because... I was trying to protect your ears!
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Bubbie
[flashback to her introduction to David's then-girlfriend]
Is she black?
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Rafi Gardet
Oh, my God! Are you OK?
David Bloomberg
Yeah, I think I'm blind.
Rafi Gardet
Oh no, better call the pediatrician!
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Rafi Gardet
How old are you?
David Bloomberg
Actually, I don't speak Vietnamese. Why do you ask?
Rafi Gardet
Are you being evasive?
David Bloomberg
I am trying.
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Rafi Gardet
You were so right about Jewish men. He's so attentive! I mean, of course you know. You're married to one.
Lisa Metzger
Yes, but he has ADD.
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[a row of beauticians look up]
Katherine
Don't get a Nintendo.
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Sam
God bless my daughter. I honestly don't know where I'd be without her.
Blanch
In Brooklyn, Sam. You'd be in Brooklyn.
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Lisa Metzger
He's my son.
Rafi Gardet
Who?
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Rafi Gardet
Did you ever think that I would be this satisfied, I mean sexually?
Lisa Metzger
Not like this.
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[first lines]
Lisa Metzger
Oh, I'm sorry. It's so hot in here, and I can't figure this stupid thing!
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Rafi Gardet
You let me talk to you about his penis?
Lisa Metzger
Trust me, that was *harder* for me than it was for you.
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David Bloomberg
We're gonna have vacation sex tonight!
Rafi Gardet
... What is vacation sex, Dave?
David Bloomberg
I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl.
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Rafi Gardet
His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
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David Bloomberg
I gotta tell you, you are making me nervous in a way I am not really familiar with.
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Rafi Gardet
David, who are your roommates?
Blanch
[calls from upstairs]
Is that you David?
David Bloomberg
...Yes, go to sleep grandma.
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Morris
Meeting Michelle! What are you going to see, "Beaches"?
David Bloomberg
You are the wind beneath my wings, man!
Morris
Hey, did you ever know that you're my hero?
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Blanch
Jeff Rosenberg's son got engaged yesterday. To a speech therapist!
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David Bloomberg
In my family they don't drink anything. It's like Salt Lake City. They'll have maybe a sip of wine every Friday night, on the Sabbath. That's it though. And it's Manischewitz.
Rafi Gardet
I've never had that.
David Bloomberg
Do you like Hi-C? 'Cause my mom she likes to keep the wine in the fridge and we'll still be drinking it three months later.
Rafi Gardet
Well, good Chardonnay can last...
David Bloomberg
Yeah, it's red.
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Rafi Gardet
This just smells of "pool boy at Sandal's Resort."
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Morris
Even I can see that it's not that you went out, it's who you went out with. It's like learn-your-fucking-lesson day around here.
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[last lines]
David Bloomberg
Hey!
Il Buco Bartender
You forgot your hat?
David Bloomberg
Eh, yeah.
Il Buco Bartender
Here you go.
David Bloomberg
Thank you.
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