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Lars and the Real Girl Movie Quotes

Lars Lindstrom [to Bianca, after she is given flowers] Those are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever.

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Dagmar Sometimes I get so lonely I forget what day it is, and how to spell my name.

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Reverend Bock Lars asked us not to wear black today. He did so to remind us that this is no ordinary funeral. We are here to celebrate Bianca's extraordinary life. From her wheelchair, Bianca reached out and touched us all, in ways we could never have imagined. She was a teacher. She was a lesson in courage. And Bianca loved us all. Especially Lars. Especially him.

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Lars Lindstrom I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?

Gus It does.

Lars Lindstrom How'd you know?

Gus How'd I know what?

Lars Lindstrom That you were a man

Gus Ahhh. I couldn't tell ya.

Lars Lindstrom Was it... okay, was it sex?

Gus Um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh, yeah, yeah it's kind of - it's uh - no. Well, it's kind of sex but it's not uh, you know? I don't know. I don't know. It's - uh - good question, good question.

Lars Lindstrom Yeah, but I have to know

Gus [dryer buzzes] Hold that thought.

Gus [in basement] You know, you should ask Dagmar

Lars Lindstrom I did ask Dagmar. And she said that I should ask you.

Gus Okay, you know I can only give you my opinion.

Lars Lindstrom That's what we want

Gus Well, it's not like you're one thing or the other, okay? There's still a kid inside but you grow up when you decide to do right, okay, and not what's right for you, what's right for everybody, even when it hurts.

Lars Lindstrom Okay, like what?

Gus Like, you know, like, you don't jerk people around, you know, and you don't cheat on your woman, and you take care of your family, you know, and you admit when you're wrong, or you try to, anyways. That's all I can think of, you know - it sound like it's easy and for some reason it's not.

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Lars Lindstrom You don't care.

Karin We don't care? We do care!

Lars Lindstrom No you don't.

Karin That is just not true! God! Every person in this town bends over backward to make Bianca feel at home. Why do you think she has so many places to go and so much to do? Huh? Huh? Because of you! Because - all these people - love you! We push her wheelchair. We drive her to work. We drive her home. We wash her. We dress her. We get her up, and put her to bed. We carry her. And she is not petite, Lars. Bianca is a big, big girl! None of this is easy - for any of us - but we do it... Oh! We do it for you! So don't you dare tell me how we don't care.

[walks into house and slams door]

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Sewing Circle Lady 3 - Hazel Well that's how life is, Lars.

Mrs. Gruner Everything at once.

Sewing Circle Lady 2 - Sally We brought casseroles.

Lars Lindstrom Thank you.

Lars Lindstrom [Lars looks around the sewing circle. The three ladies are knitting and doing needlepoint] Um, is there something I should be doing right now?

Mrs. Gruner No, dear. You eat.

Sewing Circle Lady 2 - Sally We came over to sit.

Sewing Circle Lady 3 - Hazel That's what people do when tragedy strikes.

Sewing Circle Lady 2 - Sally They come over, and sit.

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Gus Pretend that she's real? I'm just not gonna do it.

Dagmar She is real.

Gus Well...

Dagmar She's right out there.

Gus Right, right, I get that, but I'm just not gonna, you know...

Dagmar You won't be able to change his mind, anyway. Bianca's in town for a reason.

Gus But - but...

Dagmar It's not really a choice.

Karin Okay. Okay, all right, we'll do it, whatever it takes.

Gus Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's gonna laugh at him.

Dagmar And you.

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Dagmar So, tell me about Karin. I don't know her very well.

Lars Lindstrom Oh, she's wonderful. Gus and I are very lucky with women - she's wonderful. But she...

Dagmar That's okay, let's find you something to read

Lars Lindstrom No, it's just... between us?

Dagmar Of course.

Lars Lindstrom I'm worried about her. I think she has a little problem.

Dagmar Oh, well, maybe you shouldn't tell me.

Lars Lindstrom No, that's okay. It's just, and I think it's because she's insecure, it's just, she's just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don't like that. Some people don't like to be hugged. But she doesn't realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don't know what to do about that. Do you?

Dagmar It's such a comfort sometimes, just to have somebody's arms around you. Don't you think?

Lars Lindstrom No.

Dagmar It feels good.

Lars Lindstrom It does not feel good. It, it hurts.

Dagmar Oh, like a cut, or bruise?

Lars Lindstrom Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It's like that. It's almost exactly like that.

Dagmar Same with everyone?

Lars Lindstrom Uh, not really with Bianca. But everyone else

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Lars Lindstrom What about me?

Mrs. Gruner Big baby! You're just like my husband. She'll be home at 11!

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Dagmar Have there been any changes in the family in the last year or so?

Gus [while Karin simultaneously nods "Yes"] No, everything is pretty much exactly the same except Karin is pregnant and Lars is nuts.

Dagmar You know, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. What we call mental illness isn't always just an illness. It can be a communication; it can be a way to work something out.

Gus Fantastic. When will it be over?

Dagmar When he doesn't need it anymore.

Karin How can we help?

Dagmar Go along with it.

Karin Oh, no. No, that's... No.

Gus Oh, my. No, no, no. No. No, I mean, pretend that she's real? I'm not gonna do that. I mean, I can't. I'm just not gonna do it.

Dagmar She is real.

Gus Well...

Dagmar I mean, she's right out there.

Gus Right, right. I get that. But I'm just not gonna... You know, I'm just not gonna... I'm not gonna do it, so...

Dagmar You won't be able to change his mind, anyway. Bianca's in town for a reason.

Gus Right, but, but...

Dagmar It's not really a choice.

Karin Okay. Okay. All right, then, we'll do it. Whatever it takes.

Gus Oh, yeah, yeah, yep. And everyone's gonna laugh at him.

Dagmar And you...

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Margo [having an awkward conversation defending Lars at a party] So, I here you guys are getting married?

Party Couple - Man No!

Party Couple - Woman Yes!

Margo [Margo walks away, having completely distracted the couple]

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Lars Lindstrom I was hoping winter was over.

Margo No, it's just a thaw - winter isn't over till Easter.

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Margo What are you doing Friday night?

Lars Lindstrom I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected, so...

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Kurt Listen up, Margo, those action figures are very important to me. They're worth a lot of money. And if I don't see every damned one back on my desk pretty soon, then, you can tell your teddy to watch his back.

Margo [returns one action figure] I'll return them, one at a time... You going to Cindy's party?

Lars Lindstrom Oh, no.

Margo I was hoping you would. I really wish you would.

Lars Lindstrom Do you think I could bring my girlfriend?

Margo Oh, um, yeah, yeah, I'm totally bringing somebody

Lars Lindstrom Hm.

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Kurt You know what your problem is, Margo? You're just too aggressive. Just chill-lax, you know?