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Anaconda Movie Quotes

Paul Serone Never look in the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know.

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Paul Serone They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

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[Serone unravels a thirty-five foot snake skin]

Danny The hell is this?

Paul Serone Anaconda skin.

Danny There's snakes out there this big?

Paul Serone This skin is three or four years old, whatever shed it has grown since then.

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Warren Westridge Asshole in one.

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Gary There's something down there.

Paul Serone That right.

Gary No, I really mean it.

Paul Serone I really mean it too.

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Terri Flores Snakes don't eat people.

Paul Serone Oh, they don't?

[pointing to scar down face and neck]

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Gary Is it just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?

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Paul Serone This river can kill you in a thousand ways.

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Paul Serone [holds up some white dust]

Paul Serone See this? Human bones. That's how it comes out. Ashes to ashes.

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Denise Kalberg No, Mateo's probably just lost.

Warren Westridge Oh WAKE UP!

Paul Serone Imagine, something this big captured alive. That's worth a lot of money, Gary.

Terri Flores Jesus...

Paul Serone Please people. Don't make me out a monster. I didn't eat the captain Mateo.

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Paul Serone Still no Mateo.

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Denise Kalberg How dare you! It was you, who brought that snake? You brought the devil!

Paul Serone There's a devil inside everyone.

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[investigating a wrecked boat]

Danny Kinda spooky in here.

Paul Serone Think so?

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Paul Serone [seeing the anaconda]

Paul Serone Buenos noches, beautiful.

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Warren Westridge Last time I was in water like this, I was up all night picking leeches off my scrotum.

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Paul Serone Westridge! Take my gear up to the pilot house.

Warren Westridge I'm not your bloody poodle!

Paul Serone What are you saying?

Warren Westridge How dare you presume to order me about?

Paul Serone Presume? How you like I presume to throw you in the river? You like that presume? Huh? Take it upstairs.

Warren Westridge Thank you.

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Danny Hurry up! I think I can blow him up!

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Gary You don't know shit about the shit we're in out here!

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Danny That's it, man. I'm getting the hell back to L.A...

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Warren Westridge I rather hoped I done my bit.

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Terri Flores This film was supposed to be my big break. But it turned out to be a big disaster.

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Warren Westridge Where do you think he's gone? A walk in the woods?

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[after the boat propeller gets tangled in rope]

Dr. Steven Cale Well, looks like I'm gonna have to cut us loose.

Paul Serone It's maybe better I do it. This river can kill you in a thousand ways.

Dr. Steven Cale I can handle it. Besides, the only thing I'm really afraid of is the candiru acu.

Terri Flores Candu what?

Dr. Steven Cale Candiru acu. It's a tiny little catfish that swims up into your urethra, finds a nice warm spot, spreads its thorny little spines, refuses to budge.

Terri Flores Ouch.

Paul Serone Have to cut it out.

Danny That's it, man. I'm gettin' the hell back to LA.

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Paul Serone Keep her steady, Westridge!

Gary Steady it.

[Serone shoots a monkey]

Danny Man, what the fuck are you doin'?

Paul Serone You can't catch anacondas without bait.

Denise Kalberg Oh, my God.

Paul Serone Westridge, let's go.

Terri Flores No, Westridge, stop! Not on my boat.

Paul Serone Your boat? You speak for everybody? Gary, does she speak for everybody? Huh?

Denise Kalberg Gary?

Gary Well, I mean... You know, the way I figure, with Cale messed up, I mean, the movie's off. Why not salvage something? You know, let's film Serone capturing a big snake.

Terri Flores Have you lost your mind?

Gary Have I lost my mind? No, I haven't lost my mind. If anything, I'm completely lucid right now. I think it's you guys who need to open up your eyes.

Danny Yo, hold up. How'd we go from takin' Cale to the hospital to catchin' a goddamn snake?

Gary Do you know where you are? You're in the middle of the jungle. Okay, all you guys do is you question and you criticize. But just remember, you don't know shit about the shit we're in out here. And neither do I, okay? But I guarantee you I know who does. This guy. Paul has been here and if we help him catch this snake, then he will help us get out of here alive. And that amigos, is not insanity. That is common freaking sense.

Denise Kalberg Come on, Gary. This isn't you. Honey, what did he do to you?

Gary Stop. Okay, stop. Think about how much money this would be worth. Imagine capturing something like this on film for the first time ever. Let's be honest. What else are we supposed to do?

Danny I know what I'm gonna do. I'm about to throw both of you son of a bitches in the river myself.

[Serone pulls out revolver and fires a warning shot]

Gary I don't think so.

Paul Serone I didn't want this to happen, people. Let's go, Westridge.

Warren Westridge Okay.

Paul Serone Gary.

[hands him rifle]

Paul Serone Occupy yourselves. Play some cards.

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[after catching a fish]

Paul Serone Fish. River style.

Gary Wow. Not bad.

Terri Flores We're gonna have to get that on film next time.

[Serone is cutting up fish]

Terri Flores Ever work in a sushi bar, Mr...

Paul Serone Serone. Paul Serone.

Dr. Steven Cale Where are you from, Mr. Serone?

Paul Serone Paraguay.

Dr. Steven Cale Really?

Paul Serone I started out studying for the priesthood. But then I needed to see the real world, so I ended up in the jungle. I seem to fit.

Warren Westridge Tell me, what does a failed priest do in the jungle?

Paul Serone Failed? Who says I failed? I didn't fail.

Warren Westridge I'm sure you didn't.

Dr. Steven Cale Well, what is your calling now?

Paul Serone Snakes.

Danny Snakes?

Paul Serone I catch them. For zoos and collectors. Whatever they want.

Terri Flores Poaching?

Paul Serone Poaching is illegal. May I ask what you're hunting?

Warren Westridge We're not hunting or trapping anything.

Dr. Steven Cale We're making a documentary on the Shirishama Indians.

Paul Serone The people of the mist?

Dr. Steven Cale That's right. You've heard of them?

Paul Serone I've seen them.

Dr. Steven Cale Really? Think you could show me where that was?

Paul Serone You people saved my life. Least I can do. I can show you exactly where I saw the Shirishama.

Warren Westridge So slurs every other river rat after five whiskeys in any bar in Manaus. Come on, lovely.

Paul Serone Five whiskeys? That's breakfast on the river.

Denise Kalberg Well, does salad go well with fish, river style, Mr. Serone?

Paul Serone A salad would be perfect, little baby bird.

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Paul Serone Time to wake up.

Paul Serone [dumps a bucket of blood on Terri and Danny]

Paul Serone Monkey blood.

Terri Flores I'm gonna kill you, Serone! I swear to God, I'm gonna kill you!

Paul Serone Don't get me upset.

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Gary So, it's out there, isn't it?

Paul Serone Yep.

Gary You know how to catch these things, right?

Paul Serone That's right.

[Hands him a beer bottle]

Paul Serone but you can't catch an anaconda by yourself. You need a partner. Capture alive, maybe a million dollars, Gary.

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[Serone unravels a long skin]

Danny What the hell is this?

Paul Serone Anaconda skin.

Danny Is snakes out there this big?

Paul Serone This skin is three or four years old. Whatever shed it has grown since then. But something like this has made a meal of our dear captain.

Danny What?

Terri Flores Snakes don't eat people.

Paul Serone [points to a scar on his face] Oh, they don't? Anacondas are a perfect killing machine. They have heat sensors. A warm body like Mateo's, in the water, wasn't hard to find. They strike, wrap around you, hold you tighter than your true love and you get the privilege of hearing your bones break before the power of the embrace causes your veins to explode.

Denise Kalberg No, Mateo's probably just lost.

Warren Westridge Oh, wake up.

Paul Serone Imagine something this big captured alive. That's worth a lot of money, Gary.

Terri Flores Jesus.

Paul Serone Please, people, don't make me out a monster. I didn't eat the Captain Mateo.

Terri Flores Come on, everybody. We are not sure that Mateo is dead, so we're just gonna wait here till the morning.

Warren Westridge Are you insane? Where do you think you went? A walk in the woods? Now, listen, we've got to get the hell out of here!

Terri Flores Get a grip, Westridge.

Warren Westridge I've got a grip.

Terri Flores We're not leaving. If it was you out there, you'd want us to stay, to.

Warren Westridge Listen, if it was me out there, I'd be dead. Don't you see?

Terri Flores Just go into your cabin and lock the door.

Gary Like a bad boy.

Warren Westridge All right, all right. Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?

Terri Flores We're gonna aim some lights at the boat.

Paul Serone That's a good idea. Lights are a good idea.

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[sees a totem]

Dr. Steven Cale A snake totem.

Paul Serone This totem is Shirishama. The Shirishama worship giant snakes, Anacondas. As gods and protectors. There's a legend they pass down of a journey to a sacred lake. First you must pass a waterfall protected by warrior snakes. Once you pass those guardians, you travel through the land of the Shirishama until you come to a wall so high it blots out the sun.

Dr. Steven Cale You follow that wall for five days, finally reaching its end, the head of a giant anaconda.

Paul Serone You know the story.

Dr. Steven Cale Of course. Beautiful, beautiful legend. I believe, however, it's a legend of the Maku.

Paul Serone Also the Shirishama.

Dr. Steven Cale Not to my knowledge.

Paul Serone The water is high now, but the village was right here. You'll find them down this fork. I know. I trap snakes for a living.

Dr. Steven Cale And I'm sure you're very good at it. I locate tribes for a living and I'm very good at that. The water level is high, which by my calculations means that the areas to this side will be flooded. Which would force our tribe, if they wanted to eat, to seek out higher ground that's over here.

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