Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Movie Quotes
Kelly Garrett
Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
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Seamus
I'd recognize that arse anywhere, you piece of shite.
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[spotting their suspect]
Alex Munday
Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
Alex Munday
That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
Dylan Sanders
What do you mean?
Alex Munday
You always fall for the bad guy.
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Madison Lee
I never wore Kevlar till I took three in the chest
Natalie Cook
Natalie Cook, Dylan Sanders, Alex Munday: On the De Soto case - we know!
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Charles Townsend
Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley
Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
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Dylan Sanders
I think she's trying to kill us.
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Madison Lee
I don't take orders from a speaker-box anymore. I work for myself.
Natalie Cook
Well, your boss sucks.
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Alex Munday
Marshal Ray Carter. I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today.
Carter
I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
Alex Munday
I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
Carter
They have fifty armed men.
Alex Munday
I know. It hardly seems fair. C'mon!
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Natalie Cook
Bring it on, bitch!
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Dylan Sanders
Just once, I'd like to *walk* out of a bar!
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Natalie Cook
Go to hell.
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[Madison is talking to Charlie on the speaker box after shooting the Angels]
Charles Townsend
Don't do this, Madison. Deep down, there must still be some good in you.
Madison Lee
I was never good. I was GREAT!
[shoots the speaker box]
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Alex Munday
Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.
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Natalie Cook
[at Rydell High School reunion]
You were the cock. I was the beaver! Michael, what are the chances that we're both school mascots?
Pete
Unbelievable!
Natalie Cook
Oh, my God, it's like we were made for each other!
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Natalie Cook
Tickets, I love tickets!
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Natalie Cook
Yeah, that happens a lot...
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Max
Helen Zass. So, uh, where's that, where's that name come from originally, is that, uh "Ass-Tralian"?
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Max
Helen Zass. That's your name.
[Looks over at Bosley]
Max
. Is that, uh, Ass-tralian?
Natalie Cook
Oh my god! You must have been the butt of every joke!
Alex Munday
Did you by chance drive an Ass-tin Martin?
Natalie Cook
Alex! We're being Ass-inine!
Dylan Sanders
Yes. Yes you are.
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Mr. Munday
So, you work with Alex at the hospital?
Alex Munday
Yes! Natalie works in the Psychiatric Ward. And Dylan is the Head of... Gynecology.
Mr. Munday
Really?
Dylan Sanders
Um-hmm.
Mr. Munday
So young.
Dylan Sanders
I know.
Alex Munday
We were just on our way out, actually, 'cause we have such a major procedure coming up, Daddy, so...
Natalie Cook
Duty calls. Sorry.
Dylan Sanders
I've gotta... prep.
Natalie Cook
Yeah... scrub up. Ha ha.
Mr. Munday
Bu- bye.
[Natalie and Dylan say "Bye" together]
Mr. Munday
Bye.
Alex Munday
See you guys in a minute. It's just a tiny emergency, but make yourself at home, okay.
[Kisses him on the cheek]
Mr. Munday
We'll talk later, off to the hospital, go save lives...
[the Angels have left; He looks confused]
Mr. Munday
Head of Gynecology?
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Madison Lee
Why be an Angel when I can play God?
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Natalie Cook
This is hostel, ya?
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Bosley's Brother
It's raining white women.
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Dylan Sanders
And all we have is the Thin Man.
Natalie Cook
Our Favorite Ass-Ass-in
Dylan Sanders
You do that.
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Chess Opponent
What's an angel doing so far from heaven?
Dylan Sanders
I'm no angel.
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[last lines]
Alex Munday
Oh, it's a no-brainer.
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[the Angels prepare to battle Madison]
Madison Lee
Oooh! The classic Angels Kick-Ass pose. Almost gives me a nostalgia for the old days. Except back then, we did things a little differently...
[quickly pulls out two large weapons]
Madison Lee
...we used *guns*!
[shoots all three Angels]
Madison Lee
Sorry, Charlie.
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Bosley's Brother
Plan B stands for Plan Bosley!
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Natalie Cook
I have something you'll never have.
Madison Lee
What's that?
[pause]
Natalie Cook
Friends.
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Seamus
I've never wanted you more.
Dylan Sanders
Always wanting what you can't have.
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Natalie Cook
Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough.
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Alex Munday
Keep dreaming!
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Dylan Sanders
You don't know me any more.
Seamus
I'm the only one here who knows you Helen.
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Bosley
I got sand all in my ass. I can't hardly walk.
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Madison Lee
I was never good. I was great.
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[surprising Natalie]
Madison Lee
What's up, Angel?
Natalie Cook
Madison Lee?
Madison Lee
Natalie Cook.
Natalie Cook
Oh, my god! How'd you know?
Madison Lee
I get the newsletter.
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[Dylan, undercover as a nun, is eyeing a sexy young priest]
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Bosley
Five G's for a Kevlar shirt?
Dylan Sanders
They're made especially for us.
Natalie Cook
We use those.
Bosley
*What?* You all fine, but you're crazy!
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