Kaye Faulkner
And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.
Shavonne Wright
What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye Faulkner
Weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne Wright
Gilligan's Island?
Kaye Faulkner
It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright
[laughs]
Oh my...
Kaye Faulkner
Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi
[interrupts]
The professor... is sexy.