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Dazed and Confused Movie Quotes

Wooderson All right, all right, all right.
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Wooderson That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Wooderson Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch No, not on me, man.
Wooderson It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
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Wooderson Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
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Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
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Ms. Ginny Stroud Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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Dawson Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
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Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Slater Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.
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Cynthia I call it the "every other decade" theory. The 50's were boring. The 60's rocked. The 70's, my god, they obviously suck. So maybe the 80s will be like, radical. I figure we'll be in our 20's and hey, it can't get any worse.
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Tony So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike I wanna dance!
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Darla What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
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Dawson You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
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Clint I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer.
[glances over his shoulder]
Clint Looks like we're almost outta beer.
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Mike Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother fucker.
Tony Okay Mike.
Mike Dominant male monkey mother fucker.
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Wooderson Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
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Wooderson I love those redheads!
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Pink I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.
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Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
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Freshman Girl Will you marry me?
Dawson I don't know. What's in it for me?
Freshman Girl Anything you want?
Dawson Anything?
Freshman Girl Anything.
Dawson [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?
Freshman Girl Whatever you like.
Dawson Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.
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Cynthia I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.
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Cynthia God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike Death.
Tony Life of the party.
Mike It's true.
Cynthia You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
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O'Bannion You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table.
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Slater George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
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Jodi Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch Why, yes it is.
Jodi Have you had more than one of those?
Mitch Few. No one's counting.
Jodi When were you supposed to be home?
Mitch Few hours ago I think.
Jodi Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?
Mitch Aww.
Jodi Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.
Mitch Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
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Slater This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch Four.
Slater You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
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O'Bannion Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion We just bagged your mother.
Slater Okay, fuck you dickhead.
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Pink Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.
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Mitch [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.
[shouts]
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher Men!
[the boys jump]
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch Okay.
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Mike It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
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Slater I'm letting you have shotgun. But cuz it's cuz only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.
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Tony [Wooderson has just driven off after hitting on Cynthia] God, that was so creepy!
Mike Wait, why are you smiling?
Cynthia [shrugs] I thought he was cute.
Tony Ugh, that's disgusting!
Mike You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?
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Darla What did she say? Like, what did she call me?
Shavonne Wright Nothing!
Darla Oh, come on, "nothing", I know you're lying when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch.
Simone Come on, we know they talk about us, just tell us.
Shavonne Wright You swear you're not gonna get mad?
Simone I'm not gonna get mad, I'm just curious.
Darla I'm not gonna get mad, I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks.
Shavonne Wright OK, she called you a bitch and you a slut.
Simone A slut? She called me a slut? Oh my god, what a bitch.
Shavonne Wright [laughing] Simone, everybody calls you a slut.
Darla Oh, shit!
Simone Shavonne! That bitch, I'm gonna kick her ass!
Shavonne Wright I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad?
Simone I'm not mad.
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Wooderson Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
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Pickford Don, give the beer back, man!
Don I paid for the beer, man.
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Dawson Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girls
Melvin Spivey Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?
Mitch [laughs] How do you know I haven't already
Melvin Spivey [clearly pleased, laughs] Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!
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Jodi Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?
Benny O'Donnell Yeah, Mitch Kramer
Jodi Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?
Pink Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.
Jodi Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.
[walks off]
Benny O'Donnell Ok. I promise.
[Jodi walks off]
Dawson There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?
Benny O'Donnell Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
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Clint What did you just say?
Mike What?
Clint Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say?
Mike About what?
Clint You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer."
Mike No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation.
Clint Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton?
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Wooderson Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don't forget.
[slaps her ass]
Cynthia I won't.
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Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother Have you been drinking?
Mitch No
[falls on bed and can't even take off both boots]
Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother Are you drunk?
Mitch [clearly drunk] Psshh
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Tony [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike What?
Tony I can't say.
Mike No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it's not a bad start.
Tony But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
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Slater You cool man?
Mitch Like how?
Slater [rolling his eyes as he walks away] OK.
Pink He was asking if you get high.
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Shavonne Wright You're an asshole.
Dawson I know I am.
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Jodi Heard they got you pretty bad.
Mitch Yeah.
Jodi They just got Hersh too
Mitch Was it bad?
Sabrina Davis Yeah.
Mitch Was it O'Bannion?
Sabrina Davis I think so
Mitch Man I hate that jerk!
Sabrina Davis Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister
Mitch Oh, yeah
Jodi Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?
Mitch What? Well no wonder!
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Pink It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they'd beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing.
Mitch Cool.
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O'Bannion This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.
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Pink Have you seen Jodi around?
Wooderson No she left your ass.
Pink Well you win some you lose some.
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Mike I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
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Pickford [mockingly, to Mike and Tony] Woodward, Bernstein.
Mike Guess that makes you Deep Throat.
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Tony [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.
Jodi What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
Mike [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony Well you know how it is.
Mike Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony Yeah I bet she is.
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Michelle Burroughs Watch them fly... away
Pickford Hey you guys know what that song is about? Its about the aliens. We're the aliens man, we're the savages. We're the savages man.
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Kaye Faulkner And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.
Shavonne Wright What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye Faulkner Weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne Wright Gilligan's Island?
Kaye Faulkner It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright [laughs] Oh my...
Kaye Faulkner Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi [interrupts] The professor... is sexy.
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[repeated line]
Slater Shotgun!
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Tony So your earlier offer still stands?
Sabrina Davis What should I say? Whatever you like.
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Darla Lick me, all of you.
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Julie Simms They actually let you buy it?
Mitch Course
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Dawson There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here.
[the girls show up]
Dawson Hey, what's going on?
Shavonne Hey, not much. How about you?
Slater Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.
Shavonne Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there?
Slater All right, check ya later!
[the girls leave]
Dawson Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
Slater What are you talking about man?
Dawson Check ya later! Check ya later!
Slater Hey man, get off my case man.
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Simone You act like you're so oppressed. You guys are kings of the school. What are you bitching about?
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John Hirschfelder I was getting there! I had my hand under her shirt!
Tommy Houston Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there.
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Benny O'Donnell Mitchy. Mitchy, mitchy, mitchy...
[all the guys laugh]
Benny O'Donnell We're lookin' for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over!
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Randall 'Pink' Floyd Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad-ass.
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Tony NeoMcCarthyism, I like that.
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Jodi Ask Tony to marry you.
Sabrina Davis Will you marry me?
Tony Oh god, what am I supposed to say?
Mike I dont know.
Tony Uh, whadda ya do for me?
Sabrina Davis Umm, anything you like.
Tony [turns to Mike] Imagine the possibilities.
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Pink Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?
Jodi I dunno. This is where they said it would be
Pink Really?
Jodi Really? We don't need the beer anyway.
Jodi Jodi, Pink: [start making out]
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O'Bannion What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!
[shoves Mitch]
O'Bannion Fuck all of you! Fuck you!
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Tony Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.
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Carl Burnett We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.
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Dawson Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
Pink Yeah, what a dumbshit.
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Sabrina Davis So what do you guys do... for fun I mean
Jodi Mostly hang out, y'know? There's gonna be a big party tonight, should be fun.
Sabrina Davis Oh, cool. Sounds fun.
Jodi [nice] You wanna come?
Sabrina Davis [happy] Sure!
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Mike [after the fight with Clint] I got some good ones in there, right? I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, would you?
Cynthia Oh no, I mean, after a few years, no one will even remember really, who won or lost.
Mike Right, like when you read about Hemingway and those guys, no one ever talks about who won, just they got in a brawl.
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Dawson Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. Faggot, sissy, pussy, freshman.
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Mitch Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?
Pink Yeah. He's kind of a joke.
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Darla Air raid or it's your ass.
Tony Don't do it Sabrina
Darla [drunk] Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell
[laughs and walks off]
Darla LICK ME! All of you!
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Simone I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
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Pickford Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
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Jodi What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
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Coach Conrad Before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight. And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.
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Assistant Coach Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?
Benny O'Donnell I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
Assistant Coach Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.
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Pickford Slater alligator
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Michelle Burroughs [singing] Watch them fly...
Slater [stoned] Hey you know that song is about the aliens?
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Pickford Step into my head.
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Simone I can't believe she called me a slut. What a bitch!
Shavonne Wright [laughing] Simone everyone calls you a slut
Simone Shavonne!
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Kaye Faulkner Let's go smoke that joint
Jodi Is he in for a surprise
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Darla We Seniors, we tried, we gave you all a chance. But, since you little prick teases can't follow instructions, we're just going to have to try something else. Won't we?
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Pickford Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a jay with fifty elves.
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Mike Look, I've got a confession to make.
Tony What do you mean a confession?
Mike You know how for like the last year or so I've been talking about going to law school so I can become a ACLU lawyer to be in a position to help people getting............... .ed over and all that? Well I'm standing in line at the post office yesterday you know, and I'm looking around and everybody's looking really pathetic you know what I mean. Like people have just got drool sticking there, and like this guy's bending over and you can see the crack of his... It was all just like wife beaters, it was.. Anyway. I realise that I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean it sounds good and all but I just have to confront the fact that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. You know what I'm saying. I don't like people period. I mean you guys are okay. I don't know. I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
Tony So you're not going to law school? What do you want to do?
Mike I wanna dance.
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Julie Simms You're Mitch, right? I think I heard about you.
Mitch Oh really, what did you hear?
Julie Simms I don't know, man, are you OK?
Mitch [embarrassed] Oh... yeah.
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Pink Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.
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Pink Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don I don't know. A few, I guess.
Pink A few? Don, all I'm saying is, I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something.
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Mike I didn't think drugs and alchohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it.
Pink I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time.
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Mr. Pickford, Kevin's Dad You guys know anything about a party?
Pink No sir.
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[repeated line]
Mitch Man I hate that guy!
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Cynthia After a couple of years no one will even remember
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Pink What's up?
Julie Simms Nothing.
Pink Nothing much?
Julie Simms Nothing at all.
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Carl Burnett Don't let the fact that you won't be able to sit down all summer affect your game
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Pink What girlfriend?
Jodi What's her name... Simone.
Pink Oh. Her.
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Pink They're really doing this
Dawson Yeah, they want it back by the end of the day too. Can you believe it?
Pink And everybody's signing it?
Dawson Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just ket it go.
Pink [looks pissed and crumples it]
Dawson You're gonna make a big deal outta this aren't you?
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Jodi Who are you?
Sabrina Davis Um... no one. I mean I'm not in the trucks
Jodi You're freshman?
Sabrina Davis Yeah...
Jodi So... are you in or are you out?
Sabrina Davis In, I guess
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Wooderson Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
Pink Red's a good color for you.
Wooderson My favorite color.
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Slater Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.
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Mike I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
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O'Bannion Y'all ready to bust some ass?
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Darla Ok girlies. It's really hot out here and I'm really sick of looking at you.
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Shavonne Wright Hey can we have a couple of those beers?
Dawson These beers? Why?
Shavonne Wright Just gimme a beer.
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Slater Man just wait till I get to college!
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Slater Absolutely George toked weed! Are you kidding me man? He had fields of that stuff man. That's what I'm talking about. Fields!
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Mitch Are you starting again next year?
Pink I dunno man, I may not even play.
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Benny O'Donnell Just remember, those guys don't care if you win or lose.
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Clint Oh! observation. So I'm a fucking pothead, toking with my friends. What's it to you huh! How about you observe while I punch your teeth in.
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Benny O'Donnell You just wasted another fucking beer.
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Wooderson Say, you need a ride?
Cynthia I got my own ride. Thanks.
Wooderson Yeah you know. Because you oughta dump those two geeks you got in the car with you and ride with us but that's okay. I'll see you there.
Cynthia Okay.
[smiles as Wooderson drives off]
Mike Oh man! What a dick!
Tony [sees Cynthia smiling] What are you smiling at?
Cynthia I thought he was cute.
Mike What? Do you realize when he graduated high school, we were like three years old?
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Assistant Coach Seriously, don't go getting soft on me this Summer. You know, you're sitting around the pool all day. Chasin' the muff around.
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Jodi I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know.
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Pink It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.
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Mike Somebody's toking some reefer.
Clint Hey, what you say back there.
Mike Just smelt some pot.
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Clint You said somebody's toking some reefer.
Mike Just an observation.
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Tommy Houston Your days of lying around all night with Clementine are over.
John Hirschfelder Yeah right.
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Darla That was horrible you little slut girls! You little Freshmen sluts! Get up! Get up! Up! Up! Up!
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Wooderson So tell me man, how's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'?
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Assistant Coach Hell, man, my grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies!
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Dawson Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
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