Kinky Boots Movie Quotes
Lola
[looks horrified]
Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
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Lola
[about her father]
He wouldn't talk to me. Even when he got lung cancer. So it's ironic, really. Fags got him in the end.
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Big Mike
Well, you wouldn't put a frock on. If you don't want to get off with blokes, why put a frock on?
Lola
Thing is, Mike, ask any woman what she likes most in a man. Compassion, tenderness, sensitivity. Traditionally the female virtues. Perhaps what women secretly desire is a man who is fundamentally a woman.
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Mrs. Cobb
Ah! Now the little pottery shoes, they're good luck, you see? You know, like Whitby has lucky glass ducks, Northampton has lucky pottery shoes. Can I just ask, are you a man?
Lola
I am, love, yes.
Mrs. Cobb
Ah, that's fine. Just so's I know how to leave the toilet seat.
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Lola
One never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted.
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Lola
[walks up to him slowly, sits on his knee, looks seductively into his eyes]
If you can't get women to wear them...
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Charlie Price
How much do you weigh?
Lola
The right amount! How much do you drink?
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Lauren
Lola, you're gonna have to excuse Charlie. We don't have many transvestites in Northampton.
Lola
I'm not merely a transvestite, sweetheart. I'm also a drag queen. It's a simple equation. A drag queen puts on a frock, looks like Kylie. A transvestite puts on a frock, looks like... Boris Yeltsin in lipstick. There, I said it.
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Lola
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
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Lola
I have to warn you, Charlie from Northampton, I have a terrible habit of doing exactly the opposite of what people want of me.
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Lola
Look to the heel, young man. The sex is in the heel.
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Lola
[When looking at the first sample boot created by the Price & Sons company]
Please, God! Tell me I have not inspired something burgundy!
Charlie Price
But they're comfy.
Lola
[after Lola had accidentally put the sample boot onto the loudspeaker microphone button]
SEX, shouldn't be comfy!
Mel
Thank God, I thought it was just me!
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Lola
Change your mind about someone.
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Lola
Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello.
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Charlie Price
...any questions?
[about every employee present raises hands]
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Charlie Price
[describing his plans to make boots for drag queens]
The factory that started the century providing a range of footwear for men will go into the next century providing footwear for... a range of men.
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Lauren
Maybe you judge what you leave behind by what you inspire in other people.
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Lola
There's a little... chill in the air... isn't there?
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Lola
Came all this way for my advice? I feel like Oprah!
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Charlie Price
It's what my dad wanted and all.
Lola
Strapless cocktail dress?
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Lola
There are some very funny people out there.
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Lola
[regarding his broken boot heel]
Like most things in life, they cannot stand the weight of a man.
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Charlie Price
What you don't realize, Lola, is this is not my world either.
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George
[about Charlie Price in the boots]
Does he look sexy?
Lauren
He does to me George.
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Charlie Price
I was thinking, that, you should... If you haven't got anything else on, that maybe you could come back to, ah...
Lauren
To your house ?
Charlie Price
The factory. I'm going to need someone on the web to research markets, and, if Pat got on some of those websites, I think she'd have a heart attack. Besides, you started it, being in that strop.
Lauren
Oh well, I mean, I just had the strop, Charlie. You saw the idea. And that is why some of us end up with names above the factories and others just on clocking-in cards. Right.
Charlie Price
Well, as someone with their name on a factory can I invite you to have your name on one of my clocking-in cards ?
[Lauren smiles]
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Lola
Northampton
Charlie Price
Northampton
Milan Organiser
Northampton, Northampton, Northampton
Harold Price
Northhhhhampton
Don
Kentucky?
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[first lines]
Lola's Dad
Come on. Come on, you stupid boy!
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Lola
I gave up the provinces years ago Charlie, and I've just been reminded why: Lola doesn't do North
Charlie Price
Northampton's the Midlands
Lola
NO Charlie; Tot'n'am Court Road is the Midlands
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