Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie Movie Quotes
Adrian Monk
For nearly a decade, that particular model... the Kitchen King 480 with the digital timer and self-cleaning oven... was the best-selling appliance in North America. I bought mine on March 1, 1985, from Carl's Appliances on Rockaway Boulevard. I had it for 22 years. It was one of the longest relationships of my life, and certainly one of the happiest.
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Adrian Monk
Maybe I need an editor.
Beth
You've had five editors and two ghostwriters. They all quit. The last one changed his name and moved to Guam.
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Dr. Neven Bell
Adrian, everyone has problems, and fears, and disappointments. They're all coping. How are they different from you?
Adrian Monk
Well, for one thing, they're coping.
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Erica
You remember an address you saw on a Post-It note two days ago?
Natalie Teeger
It's a gift... and a curse.
Adrian Monk
I'm no longer so sure about the gift part.
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Rick Eden
A billion dollars. What were you thinking?
Adrian Monk
I was thinking about my wife. Molly was her baby. You broke her baby's heart.
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Natalie Teeger
Actually, it goes germs, needles, birds, then heights.
Randy Disher
No, no, no, no, no, it's germs, heights, snakes, needles, Neil Diamond, birds, puppets... soccer riots, milk... baby shoes.
Natalie Teeger
Wait, I think it's puppets... Is before birds.
Randy Disher
Puppets is? Wait, so puppets, birds...
Natalie Teeger
And mothballs.
Randy Disher
Yeah, mothballs.
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Randy Disher
I loved his book about the global wealth gap thing.
Natalie Teeger
You didn't read his book.
Randy Disher
Well, I listened to a podcast.
Natalie Teeger
No, you didn't.
Randy Disher
Yeah, well, Sharona listens to it. She fills me in. I get the gist.
Natalie Teeger
You don't get the gist.
Randy Disher
Yeah, I get the gist of the gist.
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Molly Evans
You know what? I don't care. I don't care. Let him win. He wins. It was a perfect murder. I just want to move on.
Adrian Monk
You could live with that? No, you couldn't.
Molly Evans
I'll learn to live with it.
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Natalie Teeger
He thinks we abandoned him.
Adrian Monk
It was more of a betrayal, actually.
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Rick Eden
I understand there was a story about me in the Times just this morning.
Adrian Monk
Yes, I read it.
Rick Eden
Oh, and do you think they did me justice?
Adrian Monk
Do you deserve justice?
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Stottlemeyer
No, it doesn't.
Natalie Teeger
No, it doesn't.
Adrian Monk
Quite the opposite, actually.
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Adrian Monk
Everything makes sense, eventually.
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Stottlemeyer
I figured I'd hang out long enough to help you nail the son of a bitch. Thats what we do, right?
Adrian Monk
It's what we do.
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Stottlemeyer
You know, I don't think I've ever seen your feet before.
Adrian Monk
I have, three times.
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Adrian Monk
You think money can buy anything?
Rick Eden
I do. And here's why, because it can.
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Griffin Briggs
The trellis looks beautiful. You were right. I was wrong.
Molly Evans
Oh, you don't have to say that, but I sure as hell love hearing it.
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Stottlemeyer
I'm flying on private jets, and I'm farting through silk.
Adrian Monk
Wait, you're what?
Stottlemeyer
I'm... never mind.
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