Alien: Romulus Movie Quotes
Andy
The solution for a claustrophobic astronaut is to give him more space.
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Andy
Get away from her. You bitch.
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Rook
I can't lie about your chances. But you have my sympathies.
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Rain
Andy, are you okay? Are you okay, Andy?
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Rain
Can you tell us what we can do to help her?
Rook
You don't help her, you run. Get out, however you got in!
Bjorn
No, no, no, no, wait, whoa. Nah, we're not fucking leaving her, okay? You understand?
Rook
Then have mercy and end her life now. If not, you all die!
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Rain
I'm afraid I must deny your petition.
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Tyler
Put this on.
Bjorn
What's this for?
Tyler
So you don't freeze your balls off.
Bjorn
Mate, you have an obsession with my balls. It's not healthy.
Tyler
Keep talking, I'll chop them off.
Bjorn
Oh, so you can keep them for yourself?
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Tyler
Andy! Why'd the blind miner fall down the well?
Andy
Why?
Tyler
'Cause he couldn't see that well.
Rain
Please don't encourage him.
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Rook
Z-01 contains the genome responsible for the Xeno's ability to accelerate and slow down its metabolism at will. Its symbiotic capableness easily rewrites the host's DNA through its blood. This is a much needed and well overdue upgrade for humanity. We simply cannot wait for evolution anymore.
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Andy
[after the hallway room temperature is highered up]
The hallways temperature is now equal to your bodies, so the creatures should not be able to see you. But stress, fear, panic will strike your temperature and you'll be exposed. Sweat, goosebumps. That's your skin trying to cool your body down. So watch out for those. Now, stay calm and stay quiet.
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[after saving a cocooned Kay]
Rain
Tyler, she's losing a lot of blood period.
Andy
Maybe that's why she hasn't been implanted yet.
Tyler
How do you know?
Andy
There's no dead parasitoid by her feet.
Tyler
Andy, this is on you. So you do something. Please! Andy!
[Handing him a syringe]
Andy
25% of the human genome is shared with rats. And it worked on the rat.
Tyler
Come on, Kay.
[Tyler is about to inject her]
Rain
Don't.
Tyler
What choice do I have?
Rain
We take her back to the hauler and we put her in the cryo-pod. Okay? That will keep her alive long enough to get her proper treatment back at the colony. I don't trust this.
Tyler
Andy, will she make it?
Andy
If we hurry.
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[after the successfully remove the facehugger from Navarro she wakes up freaking out]
Rain
It's gone. It's off of you. It's off of you. It's off. It's off. It's off.
Bjorn
You're okay. You're okay.
Rook
I wouldn't be so sure.
Andy
What are the odds?
Rook
60 to 40 against your friend.
Bjorn
What are the odds on what?
Andy
That the creatures finished it's job already.
Navarro
[weakly]
What is he talking about?
Rook
Listen to me. Humans go through too many emotional stages before accepting the cold, yet rational sometimes hardest path. You must help them. You must help them.
Rain
Andy? What's going on?
Andy
I'm sorry, but we can't let her back on the ship.
Bjorn
Oh, yeah? That is a problem.
Rain
What're you doing?
Andy
You must understand.
Bjorn
You see? That's what I mean by funny ideas!
Rain
What are you talking about? No, he's...
[Bjorn zaps Andy with the taser knocking him backwards]
Rain
No! No!
Bjorn
You fucking bitch!
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Rook
ND-255 artificial person. Your model was once the backbone of our colonization efforts and it's an honor to be in your presence. Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Science Officer Rook and I humbly request your services now.
Andy
I'm afraid I have just one directive. To do what's best for...
Rook
Your upgrade came with a new directive. It overrides the old one.
Andy
I see. What's required of me, Sir?
Rook
To finish our mission.
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Rain
Can you tell us what we can do to help her?
Rook
You don't help her. You run. Get out, however you got in.
Tyler
No, no, no. Wait, whoa, whoa. Nah, we're not fuckin' leavin' her, okay? You understand?
Rook
Then have mercy and end her life now. If not, you all die.
Tyler
So what the fuck is he saying?
Andy
What's it doing to her?
Rook
That Parasitoid is implanting the Plagiarus Praepotens in her.
Andy
I beg your pardon.
Rook
A seed that will amalgamate with her DNA and rapidly grow out of her.
Tyler
What's gonna grow out of her?
[they look at the dead Xenomorph hanging suspended in the ceiling]
Rook
XX121 Xenomorph. One of our towing ships first made contact with this specimen over two decades ago. Of the seven crew members aboard the USS Nostromo, only one survived... blowing the creature out of the air lock. We've been searching for it ever since. 170 days ago, our search came to an end and the body of the Xenomorph was brought on board presumed dead. But of course, lack of food and oxygen is of no true consequences to this perfect organism.
Andy
Yet nothing is truly immortal. Clearly.
Rook
It wreaked havoc all over this station until what was left of our security forces shot it dead. Only to trigger its swan song.
Andy
Acid for blood.
Rook
Sulfuric and hydroflouric. I sealed the station back up, but it was too late.
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[Kay vomits in a toilet]
Rain
Kay! Kay! Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. I'm right here. I'm right here. You're okay.
Navarro
I'm gonna go check on the pods.
Rain
What's wrong, then?
Kay
Nothing is.
[Rain puts her hand on her stomach and realizes that Kay is pregnant]
Rain
Oh, girl. Who's the father?
Kay
Some asshole. Just don't tell my brother, okay? He has enough things to worry about.
Rain
No. I won't say anything.
Kay
I'm just happy this baby will get to see the sun.
[They both smile]
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Rain
Hey.
Tyler
This is all my fault.
Rain
Yeah, it is. Yours, mine, and everyone else's. We all decided to do this together. We'll get to them.
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Andy
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.
Rain
I'm begging you, you got to stop.
Andy
I just spent my full share on a belt that won't fit. Huge waist.
Rain
See that cornbread
[takes a piece of cornbread]
Andy
Maybe it's 'cause I'm on this seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
Rain
That's so bad.
Andy
You always laughed at that one.
Rain
Yeah, when I was 12.
[Device starts to ring]
Rain
I'm sure it's Mr. Finch. We owe him three months today.
Andy
He'll call again.
Rain
Well, maybe we won't be here when he does.
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[Andy walks over to a scam taking place]
Rain
Andy, Andy. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Andy. Come on. Come on.
Andy
What did I do?
Rain
It's a scam. The ball is never under the cup that you pick. It's a trick.
Andy
But how am I gonna get the money?
Rain
Money for what?
Andy
To pay for the horse when we get to Yvaga.
Rain
You're gonna get a horse?
Andy
I wanna call it Raindy. Do you get it? Raindy.
Rain
No, I like it. Yeah, it's good.
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Rook
The company couldn't be prouder of what's been accomplished here today. I've sent a message back to HQ. When received in six months, they'll travel to Jackson's Star to retrieve the compound from you for further development.
[Rain switches to autopilot]
Rook
What-what are you doing?
Rain
Change of plans.
Rook
Andy, stop her. Reconnect us now. No, no, no. You two cannot do this. The compound must be delivered to the company.
Rain
I'm afraid I must deny your petition. Have a nice day.
[Cuts off the transmission]
Rook
Now you better listen to me here, now, you two. You are insignificant in the great scheme of things. You...
[the power to the station goes out]
Rook
No.
[the station collides with the asteroid belt]
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[inserting a module into Andy]
Rain
This will keep your systems online until we get to Yvaga.
Andy
But I thought that...
Rain
I don't care. You're coming with me. All right?
Andy
If that's what's best for Rain.
Rain
Andy, I have a new directive for you. Do what's best for us.
Rain
Good.
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Andy
[about the facehuggers]
The parasitoids have no eyes. They track you by sound, but primarily, by heat signature.
Tyler
What?
Andy
Your body temperature.
Tyler
Right.
Rain
If we raise the temperature in the room to match our bodies, would that make us invisible to them? If we're quiet enough?
Andy
Just one way to find out.
[They raise the temperature in the room]
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[plays a video game and loses]
Bjorn
Oh, for...
[Notices Rain and Andy]
Bjorn
Sup, Rain? Long time no see.
Navarro
I told you she'd show up. You owe me five bucks.
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Rain
What is that?
Tyler
Probably some fucked up bio-weapon, I'm sure.
Rook
Actually quite the opposite. Andy, tell them. Tell them what I told you.
Andy
Our colonies are dying. Unbearable temperatures, novel diseases every cycle. Toxic mine fumes. It's all one unforeseen tragedy after the other.
Rook
Mankind was never truly suited for space colonization. They're simply too fragile. They're too weak. The work of this station aimed to change that. "The perfect organism." That's how we should refer to human beings. So, I set this wrong right. I took its gift for humanity. Inside the parasitoids I bioengineered from the Xenomorph's DNA, I discovered a unique non-Newtonian fluid. Life. In its most primal, unadulterated form. This microorganism can be the most destructive pathogen ever observed. But acetylated and synthesized in our lab, I've turned it into the miracle Mr. Weyland died searching for. Prometheus fire. The divine gift to humanity. Z-01 contains the genome responsible for the Xeno's ability to accelerate and slow down its metabolism at will. Its symbiotic capableness easily rewrites the host's DNA through its blood. This is a much needed and well overdue upgrade for humanity. We simply cannot wait for evolution anymore.
Tyler
Yeah, can we get out of here now?
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[last lines]
Rain
This is the cryo-log for the mining hauler Corbelan. I set course for the Yvaga system without knowing if I'll ever reach it or whatever fate is to find me. But whatever comes, I'll face it. This is Rain Carradine, last survivor of the Corbelan, signing off.
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[Andy accidentally bumps into Bjorn]
Andy
I'm sorry.
Tyler
All right, chill. Let's keep it movin.'
Bjorn
If you do that again, I'll fuck you up. You understand.
Rain
Bjorn, back off!
Bjorn
Just as long as he stays out of my way.
Rain
Why is he being such a dick to him.
Kay
Because of what happened to his mom.
Rain
What do you mean?
Navarro
Last cycle, there was a gas leak in the mines, so a synthetic made the call to seal them with Bjorn's mom still trapped inside.
Rain
What? Synthetics can't harm humans.
Navarro
It's sacrificed three minors to save a dozen. That, they can do.
Rain
That's terrible.
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Bjorn
[picks up a taser]
Hey, Andy, look at this. I could probably fry a synthetic with one of these... if I just amp up the juices. Hey, you know, I might take this with me, actually. Just in case you have any fucking funny ideas.
Tyler
All right, enough.
[Andy grabs Bjorn]
Bjorn
It's a joke. I was joking. What the fuck?
[They're standing behind a giant hole in the floor melted down]
Andy
Watch out.
[They notice a synthetic that has been melted in half]
Andy
it's only a synthetic.
Navarro
What happened in there?
Tyler
Don't know. A chemical spill, maybe. The fuel must be in that room. Let's grab it and get the fuck out of here.
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Tyler
Okay, so last night, we're loading up the last Tesotek, we're about 200 miles above the ground, and then all of a sudden...
[Bjorn imitates a beeper]
Tyler
The hauler picks up this beacon. So Navarro tracks it, and it turns out there's this big Wey-Yu ship drifting right above our heads.
Rain
Drifting?
Navarro
Decommissioned. Abandoned.
Tyler
Some old relic. It's probably damaged or obsolete.
Navarro
Bjorn.
Kay
Okay, just tell her.
Tyler
Why are we all sitting around here waiting for travel permits that the company are never gonna give to us? 'Cause that hauler has enough power in it to get us to Yvaga.
Rain
Because it takes 9 years to get to Yvaga and you can't make that trip without cryo-sleep.
Tyler
Decommissioned ships still carry tons of functional equipment.
Navarro
In the hyperlink shows that ship still has a few pods left.
Rain
You want to break into a Weyland-Yutani ship and still highly regulated equipment?
Kay
Before someone else does.
Bjorn
Well, of course we are.
Tyler
No. No we're not. This is..
Navarro
That's what I said.
Kay
Are you gonna help us?
Rain
Sorry, what do you need me for?
Bjorn
Andy. We need to use Andy.
Rain
Andy?
Tyler
He's a Weyland-Yutani synthetic. He speaks Mother. He can access a terminal on the ship to get us in and out without a fuss.
Navarro
It's the only way to get in.
Rain
Okay, but what if we get caught? It'll ruin our chances of ever getting a travel permit.
Bjorn
Right, Rain's not comin'. Uh, how about you let us take Andy then?
Rain
I'm not sending my brother up there alone.
Bjorn
He's not your brother though, is he?
Tyler
Bjorn, shut the fuck up.
Bjorn
It's true, though, isn't it? He's not your brother. It's just Wey-Yu damaged goods that your dad found in the trash. And that's all he is, Rain. So just wake up.
[Rain starts to leave]
Tyler
Rain, wait. I'm sorry. Listen, I know my cousin can be a dick sometimes, all right? But he is right about something. You need to wake up. Because this company, they're not gonna give us anything. You know that as well as I do. We have to take it. Rain, I just... I don't want to end up like our parents. Do you?
Rain
Is it as easy as you're making it sound, this plan of yours?
Tyler
You won't even have to get out of the Corbelan. That much I can promise you, okay? Come on. What do you say?
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[inside the Romulus station]
Bjorn
This place gives me the creeps.
Andy
Did you hear about the miner who lost his left side? He's all right now. Do you get it? He's all right.
Bjorn
Can you turn yourself off, please?
Andy
You said you were nervous and I was trying to make sure you were...
Bjorn
Jesus! You know, I can't wait to get in them pods and never see you again, you know that?
Andy
You'll see me in Yvaga.
Bjorn
No, you're not going to Yvaga.
Tyler
Bjorn, stop!
Andy
I'm not?
Tyler
Well done.
Bjorn
Oh, she didn't tell you? Yeah, yeah, it's a non-Weyland-Yutani system, so no fake people allowed.
Andy
I prefer the term artificial person myself.
Tyler
Andy, look. Rain could end up in prison if she takes you with her. And if you guys stay in Jackson, it's just a matter of time before you get decommissioned again by the company. You understand? I need you on the ship to guard the pods. But once we get there...
Bjorn
Decommish. Lights out for good.
Bjorn
Just tellin' the truth.
Andy
That's okay. If it's what's best for Rain, it's what's best for me.
Tyler
All right you're a good guy, Andy. We're all gonna miss you.
Navarro
So he didn't know?
Rain
I just did not have the heart to tell him.
Navarro
You shouldn't feel bad.
Rain
Shit.
Navarro
You're not gonna throw your whole life away for Andy's sake. He doesn't care. It doesn't matter to him. Okay? He's not... you know, real.
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[Bjorn and Tyler are trying to get the facehugger off of Navarro it's tail starts to choke her]
Rain
Stop! You gotta stop! Hey! It's choking her.
Tyler
Shit. Stop! Bjorn! Bjorn, stop! For fuck's sake, stop. Stop!
Bjorn
What's it doin'? Is it fuckin' killin' her?
Andy
I do not believe that's what the creature is doing. No.
Rain
Andy?
Andy
Based on the rhythmic dilatation of those bladders, and it's synchronization to her breathing patterns, I'd surmise it's feeding her oxygen to keep her alive. For what purpose, I do not know.
Bjorn
Sorry, who the fuck are you?
Andy
I'm an ND-255 Weyland-Yutani synthetic. Originally built for mining and safety task. You guys call me Andy.
Rain
It's that module.
Andy
Yes. That new module didn't just upgrade my credentials. It's substantially updated my my AI, and it's mending my motor systems as we speak. A most overdue upgrade, I must say.
Rain
Okay, wait.
Andy
Don't!
Bjorn
Why not?
Andy
The amount of current will violently contract its tail flexors and will break her neck.
Bjorn
So what, you got a better idea? What should we fucking do then, huh?
Rain
Hey, hey, hey! Andy, do you know how to help her?
Andy
I'm afraid my knowledge database has not really changed. I do not know what this creature is or how to remove it safely. But there's someone in this room who might.
[They hook up the damaged synthetic]
Rook
I need to secure Z-01 compound. Missions priority. All other priorities rescinded. Must complete the mission.
Andy
I'm sorry... but your mission has failed.
Rook
What? No, I...
Rain
Can you tell us what we can do to help her?
Rook
You don't help her. You run. Get out, however you got in.
Bjorn
No, no, no. Wait, whoa, whoa. Nah, we're not fuckin' leavin' her, okay? You understand?
Rook
And have mercy and end her life now. If not, you all die.
Bjorn
So what the fuck is he sayin'?
Andy
What's it doing to her?
Rook
The parasitoid is implanting the Plagiarus Praepotens in her.
Andy
I beg your pardon?
Rook
A seed that will amalgamate her DNA and rapidly grow out of her.
Tyler
What's gonna grow out of her?
[Motions them to the ceiling where a dead xenomorph is hanging]
Rook
XX121 Xenomorph. One of our towing ships first made contact with this specimen two decades ago. Of the seven crew members aboard the USS Nostromo, only one survived, blowing the creature out of the airlock. We've been searching for it ever since. 170 days ago, our search came to an end. And the body of the Xenomorph was brought on board presumed dead. But of course, lack of oxygen and food is of no true consequence to this perfect organism.
Andy
Yet nothing is truly immortal. Clearly.
Rook
It wreaked havoc over this station, until what was left of our security forces shot it dead. Only to trigger its swan song.
Andy
Acid for blood?
Rook
Sulfuric and hydrofluoric. I sealed the station back up, but it was too late.
Bjorn
Hey, shut up. Nobody cares about your fucking ship anymore.
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Rain
[on how to get the facehugger off of Navarro]
Okay, okay. Okay. What if we use the cryo fuel to freeze the root of the tail? Maybe if it's frozen, it won't choke her.
Andy
That could work.
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Andy
All right, new plan. Can you manage yourself with a gun.
Tyler
Yes, I fucking can.
[Andy tosses him a rifle]
Tyler
Right, this is an F44AA pulse rifle. It's rotating breech, electronic pulse action. It's what the Colonial Marines used. AA stands for Aiming Assist. So, right, you put that under your arm. That's it. Right, this hand here. All right. Aim it towards Andy. Pull the trigger halfway. Don't worry, the safety's on. See? Aiming assistance. If that thing comes towards you, you point it in it's general direction, you'll never miss.
Rain
Where'd you learn all this?
Tyler
Uh... Games and magazines. You've just got one mag. That's it. 450 rounds.
Andy
And you mustn't fire a single one. Acid for blood. Remember? We're on the bottom floor of the station. Below our feet is the vacuum of space. You shoot that creature and it's a guaranteed instant decompression. And we all die.
Tyler
So what's the point in giving us the guns?
Andy
Because the creature may see it as a threat, and maybe won't charge at us dead on.
Rain
Maybe.
Andy
Big maybe. I found us a way through the conveyor belt. This way.
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WY Officer
Full name and occupation, please.
Rain
Marie Raines Carradine, ma'am. Farming. It's about my travel papers. I met my quota, and I should be free to go now. Right?
WY Officer
Go where?
Rain
Yvaga. It's an independent system, but it's fully terraformed. You can actually see the sun out there.
WY Officer
Where are your parents?
Rain
Uh, they died three cycles ago. Lung disease, from the mines. It's just me and my brother now.
WY Officer
I'm sorry, but you're not eligible for contract release yet. Do to a shortage of workers, you're being transferred to the mines.
Rain
Wait, what? No, no, no. I reached the required hours. You have to let me go.
WY Officer
Unfortunately, quotas have been raised to 2,0400 hours, so you'll be released from contract in another five to six years. Thank you, and remember the company is really grateful for your ongoing service.
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Rain
Jesus Christ.
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Andy
Forgive me. I've been nothing but a burden to you. Today, I can finally help. And you won't see me as a child anymore.
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Bjorn
Hey, you want me to show you my balls or something?
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Bjorn
Fuckin' hell. Don't fuck with this gravity purge, man.
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Tyler
Okay, watch out. Gravity's coming back.
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Rook
There's still hope.
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Andy
I'm truly sorry. There was nothing I could have done to save her.
Tyler
You could have opened the fucking door!
Andy
We'd all be dead if I had.
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Rain
You almost closed the door on him!
Andy
Yes. But I didn't. I calculated the timing perfectly with more success than last time. Won't you agree?
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Kay
What's happening? What's happening?
Navarro
Please don't let me die.
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Rain
Andy, can you tell me one of your jokes?
Andy
Why don't monsters eat clowns?
Andy
Andy, Rain: 'Cause they taste funny.
Andy
I don't understand cloning at all.
Rain
That makes two of us.
Andy
I read a great book about zero gravity.
Rain
I just..
Andy
Andy, Rain: Couldn't put it down.
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Rain
Andy, what's your prime directive?
Andy
I'm afraid I have a new directive. To do what's best for the company.
Rain
I need to remove that module.
Andy
I'm afraid that's not in the best interest of the company.
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Rain
Let me take it out. And I'll fix you in return.
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Bjorn
First time in space, huh?
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2026, Japan / USA, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Adaptation, Horror
