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Lexi Homeless. Suitcase. Pimp.
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Lexi Let's give it a couple of days, and see how it goes.
Mikey Yeah. Whatever you're comfortable with. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I'm here to help. And, look, before long, it'll be like we're still married.
Lexi We are still married.
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June [to Mikey] Go get your shit and get out. And don't even think about stepping foot in Texas City again. You got me?
Lexi Ain't no lie. Baby, bye, bye, bye!
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Mikey What did the donuts do on their first date?
Strawberry I don't know.
Mikey They glazed into each other's eyes.
Strawberry That's so stupid. But I can't believe I haven't heard that one.
Mikey Well, I wrote it. You couldn't have heard. I kind of write donut jokes on the side. It's one of my many talents.
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June So I heard you do porn or something?
Mikey [holds up hand] Five AVNs.
June What, that's an STD?
Mikey No, no, no. It's the adult film awards. It's like the Academy Awards for what I do.
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Lil Mikey, all seriousness. I appreciate you taking care of bills. That way it keeps Lexi from being on the Craigslist. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Mikey I understand, yeah.
Lil So I need to know, are you in or out? If you're in, I welcome you here. If you're out, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Mikey No, no. I'm in. I'm in.
Lil Okay fine.
Mikey I'm paying the fucking rent.
Lil So tell me please, this is about my baby. I don't want her getting hurt anymore. I don't want her doing clients anymore. It's too dangerous. I never know when she's coming home. So it's up to you.
Mikey I'm in, okay? I'm in.
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Lexi Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp.
Mikey What did you say?
Lexi You heard me. Suitcase pimp.
Mikey Say that shit again.
Lexi [with emphasis] Homeless suitcase pimp.
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Lonnie [referring to Strawberry] How do you know she's going to be down for this, man?
Mikey Oh, she's down. Trust me. She's down. Plus, she sucks on my fingers while I'm fucking her, bro.
Lonnie Oh yeah? That's cool.
Mikey Yeah. That's cool. You know what that means?
Lonnie She likes fingers?
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Mikey For like three nights I slept on a fucking street. I slept in an alleyway. I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow. It's fucking bullshit. My neck was so sore. I got beat up. That's how this, all this happened, two homeless fuckers beat the shit out of me. They took everything, except my phone and my wallet. And the only reason they didn't get that is the cops showed up and arrested my ass.
Lil Why did you get arrested?
Lexi I have a feeling there's a whole lot more to this story.
Lil I'm sure there is.
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Leondria You're persona non grata. Do you know what that means, Mr. Hollywood?
Mikey Yeah. Yes. I know what that means. But why?
Leondria I'm looking out for Lil, and that's all you need to know.
Mikey Goddamn sabotage.
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Ms. Phan There's no fighting in my parking lot.
Ms. Phan There's no fighting in my parking lot.
Mikey [referring to Nash] He flat out sucker-punched me! I would have hundred percent out-cardio'ed that guy. Fuck. Sorry for swearing.
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Lil Oh my shit.
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Strawberry Technically, that was our first date, so... you just brought me to a strip joint for our first date. Real classy.
Mikey Ooh, snap! Mmm... well, I guess we got to do it again. You want to go to the pier Friday night?
Strawberry Beats liver and onions at Luby's.
Mikey I love Luby's.
[Strawberry laughs]
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