Kinoafisha

Russian

Your tickets in your personal cabinet

Kinoafisha Films Endangered Species Endangered Species Movie Quotes

Endangered Species Movie Quotes

Billy Mason Thank The Benevolent Gods For Doing This

[looks skyward]

Billy Mason And fuck you for doing this too me

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Halsey [facing air turbulence] If I want a roller coaster, I'll take Six Flags.

Lauren Halsey Lighten up, Jack, it's a vacation.

Jack Halsey Yeah, sipping rum and Coke on a beach in Bora Bora, now that's a vacation.

Lauren Halsey We did those, boring! We wanted an adventure.

Jack Halsey *We*?

Lauren Halsey Me, the kids, you, it's good all around.

Jack Halsey Yeah, it'll be fun. I just don't like the fact that this family's become a democracy,

Lauren Halsey It was a velvet coup, honey. You never noticed.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Halsey I work for Exxom.

Mitch Hanover Ah, oilman.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[last lines]

Mitch Hanover [badly crippled by Zoe] Charlie

[sees his unresponsive as he crawls from the wreckage]

Mitch Hanover That Bitch

[to the approaching Hyenas]

Mitch Hanover Get Away From Here

[as they surround him he chuckles in despair at the irony of his situation]

Mitch Hanover Get Away

[cackles maniacally as said Hyena pack moves in for the kill]

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[last lines]

Jack Halsey [desperately] My Family

Charlie [gloating] Don't Worry They'll Soon Be Joining You

Mitch Hanover [raises his Kalashnikov rifle] Welcome

[takes aim...]

Mitch Hanover To Africa

[... and executes Jack]

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Noah Halsey Does the air conditioner work?

Car Guy [laughs] No, the air conditioner does not work. Have a lovely day.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey Ready to go?

Noah Halsey Got your insulin?

Lauren Halsey Yes I do, who's ready for an adventure?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Jack Halsey Great news, we get to do our own safari today.

Lauren Halsey What?

Jack Halsey Yeah, our friend Lucas back there, he just told me if we wanted the best experience possible, we gotta do it in the park on our own.

Billy Mason That doesn't sound right.

Lauren Halsey Don't we need a guard?

Zoe Halsey And guns?

Jack Halsey No no no, all that stuff is just fluff, it's extra.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Mitch Hanover This country's gonna eat them alive.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Noah Halsey How can they not have a paved road from the airport?

Jack Halsey It's a developing nation, I guess they don't have the money for those kinds of things.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey You've been fired?

Jack Halsey You looked at my phone? that's an invasion of my priv...

Lauren Halsey Don't you dare, Jack.

Jack Halsey Give me my phone, give me my phone.

Lauren Halsey What happened?

Jack Halsey Nothing, I wasn't fired. It was, it's an administrative leave.

Lauren Halsey Jack, stop it!

Jack Halsey Nothing happened, okay?

Lauren Halsey What happened?

Jack Halsey Nothing! There was a small problem with our Dakota pipeline and it, it's standard procedure to put the production manager on administrative leave while they clean it up.

Lauren Halsey Clean it up? What, was there a spill?

Jack Halsey A little bit, it was handled, I mean maybe a little late.

Lauren Halsey Well how, how bad was it? Why didn't you tell me?

Jack Halsey I didn't tell you because I wanted you to enjoy this vacation, okay? God knows it cost enough!

Lauren Halsey What? Do we have to worry about money now?

Jack Halsey Things could get a little tight and we might need to tighten our belts a little after this.

Lauren Halsey Are you going to be fired?

Jack Halsey No I'm not going to be fired, okay? No, it's not like that, I don't think so.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Zoe Halsey Plastic bottles, Jack? They have glass ones here. *Here* they actually care about the environment.

Billy Mason Yeah, you know the main product of the water bottle industry is plastic, not water, Jack.

Jack Halsey Did you know that?

Lauren Halsey It's true, honey, too much plastic in the world.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Zoe Halsey What are they doing?

Mitch Hanover Team Lioness, anti-poaching unit, all female.

Zoe Halsey Female soldiers? That's badass.

Mitch Hanover Yeah, looks like they caught their man.

Noah Halsey Wait, those men are poachers?

Mitch Hanover They're lucky they're arrested. Usually they're shot on sight.

Lauren Halsey What?

Zoe Halsey Good. Fuckers.

Jack Halsey Zoe.

Lauren Halsey That's just an execution. How is that even possible?

Mitch Hanover TIA. This is Africa.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Zoe Halsey [about her arm after the van turns over] Mom, it's broken!

Lauren Halsey It might not be broken, it might be dislocated.

Zoe Halsey It's broken! I know it's broken!

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey What're we going to do? We've got no car, no signal, what're we going to do?

Jack Halsey I don't know, do you?

Lauren Halsey No, no I don't.

Jack Halsey Then how about a little more equality? Because I'm not more equipped to deal with any of this than any of you! Besides, someone will find us, someone will realize that we haven't checked back into the lodge.

Zoe Halsey No they won't, you drove through the gate without registering, do you remember? No one knows that we're here!

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Noah Halsey Okay so we go back out onto one of the main roads and get help. I mean, there were cars that were passing by.

Lauren Halsey We can't go walking through the bush, that's crazy!

Zoe Halsey Aren't you supposed to wait by where the accident happened? That's what they teach you, wait and then someone comes.

Billy Mason On a closed off back road?

Noah Halsey Yeah, exactly, how is anyone going to find us?

Billy Mason We start a fire.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Zoe Halsey [about her arm] Is it broken?

Lauren Halsey Remember what happened when you fell off your bike?

Zoe Halsey Yeah, I remember how much it hurt!

Lauren Halsey Okay, I remember how brave you were.

Zoe Halsey [whimpering] No, I'm not brave, I'm not, Mom.

[Lauren sets Zoe's arm, Zoe screams in pain]

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey You got tagged.

Jack Halsey Did it hit the femoral?

Lauren Halsey No, it didn't hit the femoral, if it did, you'd be dead by now. But you are bleeding badly.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Billy Mason [finding a mother and baby rhino on the safari] Wait, we shouldn't be getting between them, right?

Jack Halsey Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with you, Billy.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey [after her insulin is destroyed in the crash] I'll be fine, my glucose levels are high so I feel a little rough, but I'll be- maybe a little water?

Billy Mason [climbs in van] Oh no... no water!

Lauren Halsey What?

Jack Halsey We brought water.

Billy Mason The glass bottles *broke*!

Noah Halsey [to Zoe] Oh that's good, 'Save the planet!'

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Lauren Halsey What's going on over there?

Billy Mason They caught more poachers.

Lauren Halsey I thought they said that wasn't really a thing here.

Noah Halsey They don't look like poachers.

Zoe Halsey What are poachers suppose to look like?

Noah Halsey Not tourists.

Billy Mason These bastards kill, like, a thousand rhinos a year.

Zoe Halsey Holy shit, that's 3 rhinos a day.

Jack Halsey That's quick math, honey.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Noah Halsey I'm actually a really good driver.

Zoe Halsey I think the back of Dad's Porsche would disagree with that.

Noah Halsey That was not my fault, I buffed it out. At least I have a license.

Zoe Halsey I can drive.

Noah Halsey Not according to the state of California.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Billy Mason [looking for a rhino] Giant animal with a spike on its face, what could go wrong?

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Billy Mason Not that, there!

Zoe Halsey What?

Billy Mason That, the dead thing in the tree right there!

Noah Halsey What is it, a deer?

Billy Mason Maybe an antelope or something?

Zoe Halsey How did it even get up there?

Noah Halsey Jump?

Zoe Halsey And got stuck?

Noah Halsey Can they climb?

Lauren Halsey No, I don't think so!

Jack Halsey Geez!

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Billy Mason All white men in suits are fucking everything up for us. They fuck things up for us, man, you down with that?

Noah Halsey No, but I mean it's not just him, right? We all do it. It's always someone else's responsibility. We did a project about mining cobalt in the Congo for cell phone batteries. You know how much violence there is? Corruption, child labor... all for this

[takes out smartphone]

Noah Halsey Oil is nothing, man, we're all greedy, no one really cares.

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Billy Mason [Zoe's crying] Are you okay?

Zoe Halsey [about her mom] Diabetic ketoacidosis.

Billy Mason What does that mean?

Zoe Halsey It means in about eight hours, she's going to be in a coma! And then...

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

Zoe Halsey [disgusted] Their Poachers

Mitch Hanover [deeply offended] HEY...

[glowers]

Mitch Hanover We Don't Like The Use Of That P Word Round Here

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔

🥱

[repeated line]

Mitch Hanover [on Jack] How Can This Fucking Guy Still Be Alive? HOW CAN THIS FUCKING GUY STILL BE ALIVE?

Mitch Hanover [pursuing Jack] We're Going On An Oil Man Hunt

Mitch Hanover [on executing poachers on the spot] T.I.A... This Is Africa

Mitch Hanover [cornering a critically injured Jack] I've Got To Thank You Jack... Me And Charlie Here... Well... We've Hunted Just About Everything On This Planet...

[looking smug]

Mitch Hanover ... You're The First Human We've Bagged...

[regretfully to Charlie]

Mitch Hanover ... If Only We Could Keep His Head

Mitch Hanover [having shot Jack in several different places while hunting him] I'm Really Sorry I'm Normally A Much Better Shot Than That

Mitch Hanover [to Jack] Guys Like You Are Planet Killers

[snorts]

Mitch Hanover We're Amateurs Compared To You

🧡

👏

🥺

🤔