Wonka Movie Quotes
[from trailer]
Willy's Mother
Every good thing in this world, started with a dream. So you hold on to yours.
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Willy Wonka
May I present, Willy Wonka's wild and wonderful wishy-washy Wonka walker! Please, don't make me say that again.
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[from trailer]
Willy Wonka
I've spent the past seven years travelling the world, perfecting my craft. You see I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it.
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Noodle
What are you doing?
Willy Wonka
I'm making chocolate, of course. How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane.
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[from trailer]
Willy Wonka
So, you're the funny little man who's been following me.
Oompa-Loompa
I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size for an Oompa-Loompa.
Willy Wonka
An Oompa-what-now?
Oompa-Loompa
Allow me to refresh your memory.
[plays the flute]
Willy Wonka
Oh, I don't think I want to hear that.
Oompa-Loompa
Too late.
[starting to dance]
Oompa-Loompa
I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop.
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Noodle
What are we gonna do, Willy?
Noodle
Huh?
Noodle
A double huh.
Willy Wonka
Do you have a pencil and paper?
Noodle
Uh-huh.
Willy Wonka
I got an idea.
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Oompa-Loompa
Good night, sir. I'm going flat.
[puts on the sleep eye mask]
Willy Wonka
Huh.
Willy Wonka
Nothing.
Oompa-Loompa
Well, it's obviously something because you said huh.
Willy Wonka
Forget it.
Oompa-Loompa
Very well.
[puts on the sleep eye mask again]
Willy Wonka
Huh.
Oompa-Loompa
[removes the sleep eye mask again]
Ugh, you did it again. Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
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Willy Wonka
Ladies and gentlemen of the Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka!
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Willy Wonka
She'll be thankful for an ankle. She'll be pleased to see your knees. But if you want to make her sigh, show some thigh!
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Abacus Crunch
Many people have come here to sell chocolate, they've all been crushed by the Chocolate Cartel. You can't get a shop without selling chocolate, and you can't sell chocolate without a shop.
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Father Julius
Run away!
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Willy Wonka
The little orange man...
Noodle
What?
Willy Wonka
The little orange man, I didn't tell you about him?
Noodle
No. You didn't.
Willy Wonka
He's my nemesis. About yea high. Comes in the dead of night and he steals all my chocolate. Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now.
Noodle
Really.
Willy Wonka
Sometimes I spy him in that strange realm betwixt sleep and wake, green hair glinting in the moonlight.
Noodle
Green hair?
Willy Wonka
One day I shall catch him, Noodle.
Noodle
Willy.
Willy Wonka
And when I do...
Noodle
Willy! You don't seriously expect me to believe this, do you?
Willy Wonka
Of course I do! What other explanation is there?
Noodle
I don't know, that you go to sleep, dream about a little green man...
Willy Wonka
Orange man, green hair.
Noodle
...and while you're dreaming, stuff your face with chocolate!
Willy Wonka
Stuff my--?
[pauses thoughtfully]
Willy Wonka
That makes a lot more sense.
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Chief of Police
Do NOT sell chocolate in this town!
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Slugworth
He's good.
Prodnose
Too good.
Fickelgruber
And anyone can afford them. Even the...
Chief of Police
The poor?
[Fickelgruber fakes retch]
Prodnose
He doesn't like it when people say poor.
[Fickelgruber faking retches again]
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Oompa-Loompa
You should stand up to those bullies. Give 'em the ol' one two.
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Willy's Mother
The secret is, it's not the chocolate that matters. It's the people you share it with.
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Willy Wonka
Mark my words, this is gonna be the greatest chocolate shop, the world has ever seen!
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Oompa-Loompa
Oompah Lore is very clear; steal from us and we take back a thousandfold.
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Willy Wonka
After seven years of line upon the ocean. It is time to bid the seven seas farewell. And the city I've pinned seven years of hopes on. Lies just over the horizon, I can hear the harbour bell. Land ahoy!. Got a tattered overcoat and battered suitcase. Got a pair of leaky boots upon my feet. Gotta drag myself up by my one good bootlace. Gotta work my rotten socks off if I want to make ends meet. I've poured everything I've got into my chocolate. Now, it's time to show the world my recipes. I've got twelve silver sovereigns in my pocket. And a hatful of dreams
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Noodle
The greedy beat the needy, Willy. It's just the way of the world.
Willy Wonka
You're right, Noodle. I guess that's why there's one other thing to do.
Noodle
What's that?
Willy Wonka
Change the world.
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[Sceptical Old Man notices that his hair transformed into a blue]
Sceptical Old Man
Uh, Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka
Yes?
Sceptical Old Man
[his hair is growing]
What's going on here?
[takes the blue thing and eats it]
Willy Wonka
Yeti sweat!
Sceptical Old Man
Yeti sweat?
Willy Wonka
The most powerful hair potion in the world, I didn't put in there.
[to the customers, running]
Willy Wonka
Ladies and gentleman, your attention please! There appears to be a manufacturing error, nobody eat the flowers!
[Abacus Crunch and Noodle heard that and looks at each other]
Green-Bearded Customer
Uh, why not?
Orange-Haired Customer
What's wrong with them?
The Countess
What's the matter with this toadstool? My daughter took one bite and just look at her!
Green-Skinned Customer
There's nothing wrong with the chocolate milk, is it?
Willy Wonka
I'm terribly sorry, everyone and I know how to explain this, but... it appears that the chocolates has been poisoned!
Orange-Haired Customer
Poisoned?
Green-Skinned Customer
Poisoned?
The Countess
You poisoned my child!
Willy Wonka
I did-- I didn't poison them!
Sceptical Old Man
I want my money back!
Orange-Haired Customer
I want compensation!
Green-Skinned Customer
I want revenge!
[throws the things at Willy Wonka and everyone begins obliterating the things]
Willy Wonka
No, please!
[Everyone continues to destroy the candies]
The Countess
This is what you get for mustaching my daughter.
[snaps the rope and the chandelier falls down, crashes it and the fire started]
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Mrs. Scrubbit
Mr. Wonka, I can see you're a man of great ingenuity.
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Abacus Crunch
Don't forget to eat your basket.
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Slugworth
You can change her life, Mr. Wonka, change all their lives.
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Officer Affable
No daydreaming.
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Willy Wonka
In this city, anyone can be successful. If they've talent and work hard, or so they say. But they didn't mention it would be so stressful. Just to make a dozen silver sovereigns last more than a day
[Hears the voice of a crying baby. Turns and looks back to see the young mother, holding her baby in her lap]
Young Mother
Could you spare a sovereign for a place to sleep, love?
Willy Wonka
Of course! Here, take all you need.
[Opens his hand to offer his remaining money]
Young Mother
Thank you!
[Gratefully takes some money and walks away]
Willy Wonka
I've got one silver sovereign in my pocket.
[Playfully throws his last sovereign up into the air, opening his pocket to catch it. The money misses his pocket, and falls into the drain. Willy sighs, but then smiles hopefully as he walks]
Willy Wonka
And a hatful of dreams...
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Slugworth
Now let us taste one of these so-called chocolates!
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Larry Chucklesworth
Scrub-Scrub!
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Willy Wonka
Lost your hair, can't think where?
Townfolk
[Pointing at his hair]
Feeling fairly bare up there
Willy Wonka
Don't despair I come prepared. Behold my hair repair éclair!
[Offers the sweet to customers in the barber shop]
Willy Wonka
It's made from ground vanilla. From the markets of Manila. Take heed eat more than three. And you'll end up like a gorilla!
[Customers' hair starts quickly growing after they eat the sweets]
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Bleacher
Orphan Syndrome!
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Mrs. Scrubbit
So, tell me all about Bavaria.
Bleacher
Where?
Mrs. Scrubbit
Where you're from.
Bleacher
Oh, yes. It's very... Bavarian.
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The Consortium
Do you have a Sweet-Tooth?
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Bleacher
Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings in a couple of bowls of custard.
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Willy Wonka
[singing]
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it! Anything you want you do it! Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it!
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Slugworth
Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka. You've caused us quite a little trouble.
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Noodle
Read the small print.
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Willy Wonka
You've got about 20 minutes before it exits through your rear.
Fickelgruber
What?
Prodnose
He means we're going to fart them out of our botties!
Fickelgruber
Yes, I know what he meant!
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Noodle
[giving the zoo security guard a chocolate]
From Zoo Management. In recognition of your years of service.
Basil, Zoo Security Guard
But I've only been here a year.
Noodle
Which is why there's only one chocolate.
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Noodle
The water comes in two temperatures. Cold... and colder.
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Noodle
[asking about flamingos at the zoo]
Why don't they fly away?
Willy Wonka
I don't know. Perhaps they haven't thought of it.
Noodle
You're kidding?
Willy Wonka
No, I'm serious. That's the thing about flamingos. They need someone to show 'em the way.
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Chief of Police
They just rented a shop. So, legally, I can't touch them. But illegally, I'm happy to do whatever you guys want. You want 'em all to have a little accident?
Prodnose
In which they die?
Chief of Police
Not a problem. But it's gonna cost you a lot more chocolate.
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Willy Wonka
Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all, and welcome to Wonka's. Tremendous things are in store, both literally and metaphorically.
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Noodle
The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka. Guess it's just the way of the world.
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Slugworth
[explaining his bone-crushing handshake]
It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. Lets people know I mean business.
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Willy Wonka
Greed always overcomes need.
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