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Tom and Jerry: The Movie Movie Quotes

Lickboot [discussing Robyn Starling] Just pray the police find her, or we're doomed to return to the ranks of the peasantry. And you'd better hope this rumor that dashing Daddy Starling may have survived the avalanche is just a rumor, or we'll be worse than ordinary. We'll be...

Aunt Pristine Figg Don't say it!

Lickboot Poor.

Aunt Pristine Figg Pennyless!

Lickboot Bankrupt!

Aunt Pristine Figg No more m-money?

Lickboot [in a sinister tone] We've got to have... *money!*

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Puggsy What's your names?

Tom I'm Tom.

Jerry I'm Jerry.

Tom Tom, Jerry: [look at each other] You talk!

Tom Well sure I talk. What do you think I am, a dummy?

Jerry You said it. I didn't.

Tom Hey, you little pipsqueak, I oughtta - Hey! How come you never spoke before?

Jerry Well, there was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand... and there still isn't!

Tom All Right, that does it, you little - Boy you get me angry!

Puggsy Uh uh uh, it's like I told you, you guys have got to learn to be friends.

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Robyn Starling He's alive? My daddy's alive? I've got to go find him, it'll be cold in Tibet, I'm gonna wear a hat.

Jerry Tibet?

Robyn Starling That's where my daddy is, that's where I'm going.

Tom Do you have any idea where Tibet is?

Robyn Starling No.

[ties up bedsheets]

Jerry It's way way way out there.

Tom Over the river.

Jerry Over the hills, it's past Cleveland.

Robyn Starling [hands Tom the sheets] Here, Tom, throw this out the window.

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Aunt Pristine Figg [On the phone with Lickboot, the day after Robyn's second escape] Hello, what do want now, Lickboot?

[pause to listen]

Aunt Pristine Figg No more money?

Lickboot [Talking at work office] Without proof, that Robyn's being well cared for, we can't touch another penny of her father's money.

Aunt Pristine Figg Don't talk foolishness Lickboot. Can't you... do something...

[evil snicker]

Aunt Pristine Figg Devious? I sure if you put you mind to it, you can be really, sleazy.

Lickboot Why thank you, Pristine. But suppose we get her back, and the little brat tell Daddy Starling, why she ran away.

Aunt Pristine Figg Who's gonna believe, an over emotional, whining distraught little girl? Or me, her warm loving, concern nanny? Now do something, I mean lie, cheat, steal, corrupt a government! Do anything to get that money! You nervy nitwit.

Lickboot Oh well, That's easy, a reward.

Aunt Pristine Figg A reward?

Lickboot Yes, people will do anything for money.

Aunt Pristine Figg Oh, don't I know. So?

Lickboot So, we offer a reward for her. Someone will turn her in. Big reward. Say one million dollars.

Aunt Pristine Figg But, we don't have a million dollars!

Lickboot I know, that's why it's so sleazy.

Aunt Pristine Figg Huh? Oh.

[gasp, snickering]

Aunt Pristine Figg Oh I love it, when you talk like that.

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Aunt Pristine Figg Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.

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Lickboot [pass a direction sign, reverse back to it] AH-HA, Of course.

Aunt Pristine Figg Lickboot, what are doing? You're gonna lose them.

Lickboot Don't worry. Now I know where they're going. We're taking a short cut.

Aunt Pristine Figg You know where they're going? How do you know?

Lickboot Lawyers know everything.

[drive in a direction that soon is later to reveal a path to Robyn's Nest]

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Robyn Starling There it is. There's the cabin, daddy built it just for me. We come up here every summer. He taught me to swim, and sail, and fish. Daddy will know where to find me, maybe he's here already. I bet he is.

[Ties the boat to dock, Robyn runs up the cabin stairs and enters the cabin]

Robyn Starling Daddy?

Aunt Pristine Figg [a dark figure turns on an oil lamp, which reveals to be Aunt Figg] Daddy... is dead.

Robyn Starling [screams] TOM. JERRY. HELP!

[Ferdinand jumps into the door frame, but Lickboot closes the door leaving Tom, Jerry, and Ferdinand outside, and then locked the door]

Lickboot And if you know what's good for you. You'll never run away again. Never.

Robyn Starling You're not taking back. You'll never take me back.

Lickboot [grabs Robyn by the wrist] Oh, yes we will.

[Robyn screams and kicks Lickboot in the leg. Lickboot jumps up and down, clutching his leg in pain]

Lickboot Ow! Why you little...

[Lickboot bumps into Aunt Figg and they both knock over the table, causing the oil lamp to spill its contents and catch fire on the cabin floor]

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Robyn Starling I'm an orphan, my mother died when I was a baby.

Jerry What about your father? What happened to him?

Robyn Starling My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a...

Tom Avalanche?

Robyn Starling Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world. He had his own special place just for the two of us, and...

Jerry And that's where you were going?

Robyn Starling Uh huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian, she's taken over the house, she moved my room to the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand.

Tom Ferdinand?

Robyn Starling Aunt Figg was always calling me orphan. She even stole my locket and threw it out the window, but I climbed down and found it...

Jerry And kept on running.

Robyn Starling As fast as I could, and I'm never going back.

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[Ferdinand laughs at Figg and Lickboot arguing about Robyn]

Aunt Pristine Figg You find this amusing, Ferdie, you fat freeloader? You're the one who let her get away!

[Ferdinand mumbles something in pidgin English about eating]

Aunt Pristine Figg I know you were eating. You're ALWAYS eating.

[Picks up a cupcake]

Aunt Pristine Figg You want this cupcake?

Ferdinand [Smacking his lips] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yum!

Aunt Pristine Figg Fetch!

[Throws the cupcake. Ferdie goes after it on his skateboard, gobbles it up, and smashes straight into a door]

Ferdinand [Dizzy] Thank you.

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[last lines]

Robyn Starling [leading Tom and Jerry into the house] Tom, Jerry, welcome to your new home!

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Puggsy [to Tom and Jerry] You guys are fighting like a cat and a mouse.

Frankie da Flea They are a cat and a mouse, Puggsy.

Puggsy That's true, Frankie, but they gotta learn to be pals or they ain't gonna make it out here.

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Tom [looking for Jerry through the wreckage of the cabin] What would I do without ya? You were the best pal a guy could ever have! Oh, please be alive! I promise ya... uh... uh...

Jerry [standing behind him] All the cheese I can eat?

Tom Yeah, all the cheese you can eat.

Jerry And no more traps?

Tom No more traps.

Jerry And no tricks?

Tom No tricks.

Jerry That's a promise?

Tom That's a...

[realizes Jerry is behind him]

Tom Ooh, I'm gonna...

[grabs him]

Tom Why, you little...!

Robyn Starling [notices them] Tom! Jerry! You're safe!

[runs toward them]

Tom [runs toward her] Robyn!

[they meet together in a warm group hug. Robyn's father joins them]

Daddy Starling Robyn, I promise I'll never leave you again.

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Tom [after Robyn says she's not going back; sarcastically] Oh, smart. Real smart, kid. You got a roof over your head, three sure meals a day, a warm bed. Who'd wanna leave that?

Jerry I hate to admit it, Robyn, but Tom's right. You never know what you'll miss until you don't have it.

Robyn Starling You don't know Aunt Figg! She seems sweet, but underneath she's mean. *Real* mean.

Jerry Aw, come on. I'll bet she's frantic looking for you.

Tom Oh, sure. She's crying her eyes out for you right this minute.

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Droopy Hello, all you happy people.

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Robyn Starling [hiding under the bridge; spots something] What's that over there?

Tom Ah, it's just an old crate.

[Jerry takes a closer look]

Jerry Wrong again.

Robyn Starling Robyn Starling, Jerry: It's a raft!

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Tom [after Robyn almost hits him with her backpack] Whoa, hold it, hold it!

Robyn Starling Who-who are you?

Tom Nobody.

Jerry Just us. He's Tom and I'm Jerry.

Robyn Starling Oh, I thought you were somebody else. I thought you were following me.

Tom Heck, no.

Robyn Starling Well then, what are you doing out here?

Tom We're lost and we're looking for something to eat.

Jerry Yeah, we're kinda hungry.

Robyn Starling Oh, well I've got cookies and an apple and...

[scene cuts to them eating under the bridge]

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Robyn Starling [after Tom and Jerry wreak the kitchen] Well?

Tom She says it's a house. And I'm a house-cat kind of guy.

Robyn Starling Jerry? Where's Jerry?

Tom Maybe Ferdy ate him.

Robyn Starling [sternly] Tom!

Tom Hey, don't look at me. What am I, my mouse's keeper?

[Robyn gives him a pleading look]

Tom Okay, okay, I'll go look for him.

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Robyn Starling [seeing Tom and Jerry at her window] Jerry! Tom!

Jerry Robyn, have we got news for you.

[Tom slips off the roof and grabs the window ledge. He then starts to slip, but Robyn grabs him and pulls him inside. She then closes the window]

Robyn Starling He's alive? My daddy's alive? I've got to go find him, it'll be cold in Tibet, I'm gonna wear a hat.

Jerry Tibet?

Robyn Starling That's where my daddy is, that's where I'm going.

Tom Do you have any idea where Tibet is?

Robyn Starling No.

[ties up bedsheets]

Jerry It's way way way out there.

Tom Over the river.

Jerry Over the hills, it's past Cleveland.

Robyn Starling [hands Tom the sheets] Here, Tom, throw this out the window.

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Jerry [after trapping the stray-catchers] Uh-oh. Don't look now, but here comes the dragon-lady!

Aunt Pristine Figg Robyn! Come to your dear Aunt Figg, darling.

[to her henchmen]

Aunt Pristine Figg Spread out and don't let the brat get by you.

Robyn Starling What do we do?

[Tom looks around and sees something]

Tom I'll get us outta here. Come on!

[they run toward a steam riverboat and climb aboard]

Aunt Pristine Figg They're getting away!

[Tom starts randomly pressing buttons]

Jerry Push the red button! It's always the red one!

Tom I know it! I was just gonna push it.

Robyn Starling Tom, Jerry, hurry!

[Aunt Figg and her henchmen approach the boat. Tom presses the red button and the boat starts up and speeds away]

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Puggsy [in Dr. Applecheek's dog pound] Well well well...

Tom Puggsy, Frankie!

Jerry What're you guys doing here?

Puggsy The stray catchers finally got me, so I ain't perfect all the time.

Frankie da Flea I've been telling you that for years.

Puggsy How'd you guys get stuck in a fix like this?

Tom We met this little orphan girl.

Jerry Her name's Robyn.

Tom Only she's not an orphan.

Jerry Her father's alive!

Tom Yeah, but she don't know it.

Puggsy What? What are you guys talking about?

Jerry Her Aunt Figg got us before we could tell her.

Tom We've got to bust out of here, the kid's gotta know!

Jerry Sure, but how?

Puggsy Somebody's got to get over there and press the buttons on the control panel.

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Captain Kiddie [to Robin] You happen to be in the ship of... Captain Kiddie!

Squawk WAAAAAAWK!

Captain Kiddie Oh, yes... and his first mate, Squawk.

Robyn Starling [giggles] He's funny!

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Patrolman [after bringing Robyn back] There she is! Safe and sound. We found her down by the old bridge.

[Robyn notices Tom and Jerry behind him]

Robyn Starling Tom, Jerry!

[runs over to them]

Aunt Pristine Figg Who?

Robyn Starling They're my new friends. Let me keep them, please? They won't be any bother. Please?

[Tom walks up to Aunt Figg and rubs against her and meows]

Jerry Oh, brother.

Robyn Starling Please?

Patrolman [to Aunt Figg] Under the circumstances, it might be a good idea, ma'am, if you know what I mean.

[Aunt Figg growls in anger, then composes herself]

Aunt Pristine Figg That's just what I was thinking, officer.

[pushes Tom away; to Robyn]

Aunt Pristine Figg Of course you can keep them, darling.

Robyn Starling I can?

Jerry See? She's not as bad as you thought.

Robyn Starling You'll stay, won't you? You'll have a real home again.

Tom Will I? You bet!

[Robyn picks up Jerry]

Tom Uh, him too?

Robyn Starling Of course him too.

Jerry Thanks, Robyn.

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Puggsy First time out in the cold? I've been on my own for 2 years now. My owners left me behind when they moved.

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Jerry You okay, pal?

Tom Yeah, I'm okay, but don't call me pal.

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[Aunt Figg pulls on the locked cabin door, and Lickboot takes the key set off the wall and smugly holds them up to Aunt Figg who grabs one side of the ring and Lickboot pulls on the other side]

Aunt Pristine Figg Give me those keys!

[the ring snaps and the keys spill to the floor]

Aunt Pristine Figg Look what you've done!

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Aunt Pristine Figg [after Lickboot accidentally sets the cabin on fire] You fool! Look what you've done! Lickboot, grab the girl and let's get out of here!

Lickboot Robyn, the house is burning down. You must get out before it's late.

Robyn Starling [firmly] No! No, I won't go with you! You'll never take me back!

[a burning wooden beam falls from the ceiling and crashes onto the stairs, trapping Robyn. Robyn screams and backs to the wall]

Aunt Pristine Figg [frantically] Lickboot, let's get out of here before we all fry!

Lickboot [reluctantly] But the girl!

Aunt Pristine Figg Forget her! We gotta save ourselves!

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