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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Movie Quotes

Lost Boy Peter, is that really you? You got old.

Sweet Pete Yeah, death is coming for us all kid.

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Gadget Hackwrench Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway!

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Ugly Sonic Oh? You want me to be fast? That's Sonic's thing. Ugly Sonic goes

[slow motion close up on human teeth]

Ugly Sonic slowww, babyyy.

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[Chip and Dale run under a Masters of the Universe table]

He-Man Hey, there's something down there!

Skeletor There's nothing down there, you boob! Hah! You walk around with no pants long enough, you start to feel every breeze...

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DJ Herzogenaurach Hey, I know you!

Chip Oh no!

Dale We're cooked!

DJ Herzogenaurach You're the Rescue Rangers. I am huge fanboy!

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Ellie [to Putty] You're under arrest, you low rent Gumby.

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Shredder Arm Two Words: CHIPMUNK SOUP!

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Sweet Pete I was always more of an Alvin guy.

Chip You monster!

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DJ Herzogenaurach Ooh, they were very bad at rapping. Oh hey Bob, you are never going to believe who I just met!

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Bull Co-Worker Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again.

Chip Thanks, Bruno.

Bull Co-Worker Wanna get a drink to celebrate?

Human Co-Worker Yeah, you never hang out.

Chip Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me. But thanks for the invite.

Frog Co-Worker [RIBBITS] Are you sure don't wanna see my new pad?

[CHUCKLES]

Chip [CHUCKLES] Oh, pad. Frog-based humor. No thanks.

Frog Co-Worker [LAUGHS] That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment.

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Dale Listen, I get how you feel. Things didn't workout the way you wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and well, the world just sort of breaks your heart.

Chip And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. But, you're not alone. None of us are.

Sweet Pete Wow, it's true. You two really are THE WORST ACTORS IN HOLLYWOOD!

[laughs evilly]

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Zipper Dale, old chum, the sight of you sets my heart aglow!

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Tigger Hoo hoo hoo.

Dale Uh where are we?

Winnie the Pooh Bo bother.

Chip Pooh The Fat Honey Bear?

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Ugly Sonic Yeah Dale. I'm gonna be up on that stage too right beside you.

Dale Yes, Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit.

Ugly Sonic And they'll like me for who I am. Not like last time where the internet got ONE LOOK at my human teeth and burned the place down.

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Pete Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos. Move it! You're messing up here.

[Pete grabbled by Sweet Pete]

Sweet Pete Coming through!

Chip Grab on.

[Chip and Dale jumped on the magic carpet]

Chip Whoa.

[Sweet Pete is shooting at Chip and Dale. They jump off the magic carpet. Sweet Pete smashes the stage prop and the crew members flee. He roars while the "Welcome, Prince Jahli!" banner falls to the ground]

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Bob the Warrior Viking What are you looking at?

[the camera pans up to revealed Pumbaa from the 2019 live action reboot looking down at him]

Pumbaa Honestly, your weird dead eyes.

Mantis [he is joined by Mantis from the Kung Fu Panda films holding onto his tusk] They are weird.

B.O.B. [B.O.B. from Monsters Vs Aliens emerges on the left] Super weird.

[all 3 laugh together]

Pumbaa So funny.