Wishmaster Movie Quotes
Alexandra Amberson
What happens if I wished you dead?
The Djinn
Why, how remarkably original of you, Alexandra. I'll tell you what. I'll give you one free wish. A sample. Just to get you in the spirit of the game.
Alexandra Amberson
All right. I want you to destroy yourself. Blow your brains out. Right now
The Djinn
Very well.
[He picks up a gun, presses it under his chin, and pulls the trigger, blowing off the top of his head]
The Djinn
[wound heals instantly, surprising Alexandra]
That which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation sweet Alex, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!
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The Djinn
You wish to know what I am? To you, I am this: The cry of the abandoned child. The whimper of the whipped beast. I am the face that stares back at you from the shadows of your mirror. The hollowness at the heart of all your hopes, Alexandra. I AM DESPAIR.
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The Djinn
Run, insect. Run and tell those you will, what you will. Tell them there is something loose in their city which feeds on wishes. But tell them quickly, while you still have a soul.
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The Djinn
Listen to their screams, child, listen to the music of their agony.
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Homeless Man
You left customers in there. That's not a very good way to run a business.
Pharmacist
Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
Homeless Man
Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
Pharmacist
You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!
Homeless Man
Fuck you!
Pharmacist
No, fuck you!
Homeless Man
I hope you die, you sack of shit. I hope you die, and I hope you float down the gutter, so I can fuckin' piss on you!
[the Pharmacist loses interest and leaves]
Homeless Man
You big, bald-headed baboon! Miscomplected afterbirth of a Chinese gang-banger! Educated idiot!
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Alexandra Amberson
A djinn? A genie?
Wendy
Now hold on a minute. Forget what our culture has made of the Djinn. Forget Barbara Eden. Forget Robin Williams. To the people of ancient Arabia, the Djinn was neither cute not funny. It was something else entirely. It was the face of fear itself.
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[first lines]
[first title card]
Narrator
Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a Djinn will be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the Djinn will be freed to rule the earth. Fear one thing in all there is... FEAR THE DJINN.
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Nathaniel Demerest
Step aside, doorman.
Johnny Valentine
Doorman? The name is Valentine. Johnny Valentine. You'd better remember when they ask you how you lost your eye!
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The Djinn
[referring to the curses the homeless man shouted]
What would you do to have them come true?
Homeless Man
A cigarette and a handshake's about all I got right now, pal.
The Djinn
Not quite. You have a soul.
Homeless Man
That I'd trade for a shower and a jug of jack.
The Djinn
Then the death of your enemy you would consider a bargain?
Homeless Man
You really are fucked up, you know that? But I do like the way you think.
The Djinn
Indulge me, then. What would you have happen? Give it some thought. Enjoy it.
Homeless Man
He should only get cancer. Should only get cancer and die.
The Djinn
As you wish.
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[after the end credits roll]
The Djinn
Careful what you wish for.
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The Djinn
My patience wears thin.
Alexandra Amberson
What are you going to do, kill me? Where's your third wish then?
The Djinn
I don't need you dead, Alexandra. I just need you to wish you were.
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Alexandra Amberson
Where's Wendy?
The Djinn
Bedroom. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Messy. I needed her face.
Alexandra Amberson
You killed her.
The Djinn
Actually, I can't kill anyone. Not unless they wish me to. Your research should have told you that.
Alexandra Amberson
She didn't wish to be dead, you lying sack of shit!
The Djinn
I showed her my true face. Her reaction wasn't very flattering. As a matter of fact, she got downright hysterical! I merely asked if she wished to be released from her fear. You're a dangerous person to know, Alexandra. Your scientist friend, your boss, the policeman, Wendy. By the by-where is that tasty little sister of yours today?
[licks upper lip slowly]
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The Djinn
Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?
Merritt's Guard
No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a shit, either.
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Alexandra Amberson
If you harm Shannon, I'll kill you.
The Djinn
[showing Alexandra his Djinn form]
Spare me child. Behold my true face
Alexandra Amberson
[scared]
Oh my God.
The Djinn
Yes. The shit just... hit the fan, didn't it?
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The Djinn
Where is Alexandra?
Nick Merritt
Uh, well I'm sorry, but I don't really feel comfortable telling you.
The Djinn
What would make you comfortable, Nick? Name it.
Nick Merritt
What's my limit?
The Djinn
Your imagination.
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Ed Finney
Does the word dumbass mean anything to you?
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Alexandra Amberson
If there's no hope, no magic, I'll have to rely on myself.
The Djinn
[as Wendy]
Match wits with a creature older than time? Match wits with a prince of the dark dominions? Pit your tiny twentieth century mind against one who walked the spaces between the worlds, and trod the wings of angels beneath his conquering feet? Alexandra, you're a delight! Really, you are.
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Raymond Beaumont
M-My God!
The Djinn
Not yet, human. Soon! Very soon I will be.
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The Djinn
Going my way?
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The Djinn
So, how do you like me so far?
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The Djinn
I claim that which is owed.
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[last lines]
Alexandra Amberson
So what are we doing tonight?
Josh Aickman
'We?'
Alexandra Amberson
Oh, what's the matter, Josh? Are you afraid of the complications?
Josh Aickman
Um...
Alexandra Amberson
You know what? I think this could help.
[puts hat on Josh's head]
Alexandra Amberson
Does that help?
Josh Aickman
...Yeah. Yeah, where are we going tonight?
Alexandra Amberson
Dinner and movie?
Josh Aickman
With me?
Alexandra Amberson
Yeah.
Josh Aickman
Yeah, yeah. I was thinking more about, um... about hot dogs and a ball game.
Alexandra Amberson
[laughs, kisses Josh]
Yeah.
Josh Aickman
Um, are you... Are you alright?
Alexandra Amberson
[winks]
Josh Aickman
Alex?
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Wendy
[referring to Raymond Beaumont]
What an insufferable prick that man is. Still, it's not your problem. Unless, of course, you're stupid enough to be working for him.
Alexandra Amberson
[shaking her head]
No.
Wendy
Or sleeping with him.
Alexandra Amberson
[slightly disgusted]
No.
Wendy
Oh good. Well, that establishes your discerning good taste.
[turns her attention to something else, then addresses Alex without looking at her]
Wendy
Uh-huh. What can I do for you?
Alexandra Amberson
[assertively]
Absolutely nothing at all until I can get your full attention.
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Etchison
[about the fire opal]
Hey, Clegg gave me a couple hundred. Did I get fucked?
Alexandra Amberson
[walking away]
Royally.
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[after encasing Johnny Valentine in a steel-and-glass box filled with water, with Valentine in a straitjacket]
Nathaniel Demerest
Houdini did it in two and a half minutes.
[calmly walks up the steps and into Beaumont's party]
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Raymond Beaumont
My room of lost gods. Once worshiped, now forgotten. Every culture of ancient history. See that down there? That was the space reserved for Ahura Mazda.
Alexandra Amberson
Yes. What is exactly Ahura Mazda?
Raymond Beaumont
It's the objects I collect, Alex, not the theologies they represent. But for what's its worth, he was a monotheistic deity of the Zoroastrian religion.
Alexandra Amberson
So he was a god of good then?
Raymond Beaumont
Certainly. Interestingly, though, legends has it that the opposing force, if you will, was actually his own shadow. So, in a way, he himself was the source of evil.
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Nathaniel Demerest
Ask me for something.
Merritt's Guard
Okay. I want you to leave.
Nathaniel Demerest
No. No. I have to get inside.
Merritt's Guard
Well, now, you'd have to go through me. And that is something I'd love to see.
[the Djinn merges the guard with the door and walks through it]
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Nathaniel Demerest
I remember a certain potentate whose last party was talked about for centuries.
Raymond Beaumont
What do mean? It went down in history?
Nathaniel Demerest
Oh, yes.
Raymond Beaumont
God, how I'd love to host a party like that.
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The Djinn
No more doors. No more rules. No more excuses. Make your wish.
Alexandra Amberson
I will not wish.
The Djinn
Really? Not even when I show you the latest addition to Beaumont's collection? The final flowering of his wish.
Alexandra Amberson
What?
Alexandra Amberson
A little masterpiece of my own. I call it "Sister, why have you forsaken me?"
[close in on a portrait of Shannon]
Alexandra Amberson
Oh, God! Shannon!
The Djinn
Rather a good likeness, don't you think? I especially relish the trapped animal look in the eyes.
Alexandra Amberson
You vicious son of a bitch.
The Djinn
You don't approve? All right then, fuck it! You know what I say: "If you can't beat 'em, burn them, baby."
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Alexandra Amberson
[the Djinn is being sucked into the fire opal]
Wish you'd never met me?
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Nathaniel Demerest
Is the pain terrible? I can help you with that. I can ease your suffering. All you have to do is ask. Tell me you want the pain to cease.
Josh Aickman
Yes.
Nathaniel Demerest
As you wish.
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The Djinn
We have unfinished business.
Alexandra Amberson
It's gonna stay unfinished!
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Alexandra Amberson
Why don't you go to bed? I don't want you to worry.
Shannon Amberson
Can you can the big sister act for one night?
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Nathaniel Demerest
Why do you keep looking over there?
Lt. Nathanson
See that guy? Guilty as sin. Walked on seven counts. Walked each time. Made of Teflon. Makes me sick. You know what I'd like?
Nathaniel Demerest
I'd love to know.
Lt. Nathanson
Just once I'd like it to be easy. I'd like to nail that prick dead to rights. Murder one. Everybody's an eye witness.
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