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Victoria [announcing to the audience] My selection tonight is dedicated to someone wonderful.
Danny [looking at Sam] That's you!
Sam [to Danny] No, no, no, it's not me she's talking about.
Victoria [announcing to the audience] Someone who's life was quite literally saved by music.
Sam [leaning over to Danny] That's you, my boy.
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Bart I tell you, I feel really good here. And I feel generous. Danny, what do you want?
Danny A piano.
Bart Excuse me?
Danny I want a piano.
Bart A piano? Oh yeah. How about a lobster dinner?
Danny I want a piano.
Bart How about a woman? You've never had a woman.
Danny I want a piano.
Bart Danny, you're starting to piss me off.
Danny I want a piano.
Bart [laughs] That's what I love about you, Danny. One thought at a time.
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Wyeth That thing with the collar... how did you do that?
Bart Like my sainted mum used to say, "Get 'em young, and the possibilities are endless."
Wyeth I thought it was the Jesuits who said that.
Bart Probably got it from my mum.
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Danny My mother, she was a whore.
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Sam You okay?
Danny She kissed me!
Sam Yeah, she does that. How was it?
Danny [pauses] Wet.
Sam What else?
Danny [smiles] Nice.
Sam Wet. Nice. Sounds like what a kiss ought to feel like.
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[first lines]
Bart Get 'em!
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Infirmier So you essentially turned a man into a dog.
Bart Like my sainted mum used to say: Get 'em young enough and the possibilities are endless.
Infirmier Let me see if I've got this straight. Now I don't pay you, you take his collar off.
Bart Correctimundo.
Infirmier You take his collar off, he beats us all to death.
Bart Now who's the bright penny!
Infirmier So it seems it's in my best interest to keep that collar on, then.
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Infirmier So let me work this through one more time now; I don't pay you, and you take his collar off.
Bart Correctomundo.
Infirmier You take his collar off, he beats us all to death.
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Infirmier So it's in my best interest to keep that collar on.
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Infirmier You basically turned a man into a dog.
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Bart [putting the collar back on Danny in Sam's apartment] Welcome home, Danny.
Danny [stops him at the last second] I AM home.
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Sam [teaching Danny about melons] It's also saying "I am ripe." You know what ripe means, don't you?
Danny No.
Sam Ripe means sweet, and sweet means good.
Danny [smiles] The kiss was ripe!
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Victoria Should I go get him?
Sam No, let's let him get himself.
Victoria Maybe he doesn't know how.
Sam Well, then let's just give him the opportunity to learn.
Sam There's nothing like self-discovery for turning a boy into a man.
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[last lines]
Victoria My selection tonight is dedicated to someone wonderful.
Danny [whispering to Sam] That's you.
Sam Oh no, no, no, it's not me she's talking about.
Victoria Someone whose life was, quite literally, saved by music.
Sam That's you, my boy.
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Sam Victoria and I are not big on asking questions.
Sam Figure when the person is ready, they'll give their answers. OK?
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Bart If you can't do what I've trained you to do, what fucking use are you? No fucking use is the answer. No fucking use at all. I feed you, I clothe you and all the time I put in. All the fucking effort, to make you the man that you are and what gratitude do I get? LOOK AT ME! I look as I've just been through the third fucking world war.
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Bart You're a dog! You're my dog!
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The Stranger Do you want me to step into the dance?
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Wyeth Gentlemen... To the death.
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Bart Look who's come home to his lovin' Uncle Bart!
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Danny [With Heartfelt Sincerity] I don't want to hurt people anymore.
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Bart If you can't do what I've trained you to do, what fucking use are you? No fucking use is the answer. No fucking use at all.
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Bart What's wrong with you?
Danny I don't wanna hurt people anymore.
Bart Excuse me. Danny, that's what you do. You hurt people.
Danny Not anymore.
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Lefty [when meeting Danny outside the market] Boss sends me out to get some mangos and papayas and look what I find instead - a lemon.
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Bart Cause i'm so pleased to have you home, I'll answer one question. Go on, fire away.
Danny Did you know my mum?
Bart Your mum? Why would I know your mum? I found you in the street. Lying on the pavement. You was halfdead. You couldn't even talk. You was just lying there. No one wanting you. No one caring whether you lived or died. Except me.
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Bart You borrow money from me, you're expected to pay it back. You pay it back, the collar stays on. You don't pay it back, the collar comes off. A simple set of rules.
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Bart I'll make you a deal. If you go down there tonight and do your job. I promise you, tomorrow I will buy you the nicest piano in the whole bleedin' city. How's that?
Danny I don't wanna hurt people anymore.
Bart Then you're dead.
[pushes Danny into the fight pit]
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Bart What's wrong with you?
Danny I don't wanna hurt people anymore.
Bart Excuse me. Danny,that's what you do. You hurt people.
Danny Not anymore.
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Sam Do you remember me telling you about where I grew up? In New York City?
Danny Where Carnegie Hall is!
Sam Yeah, well, that's where Victoria and I are from. That's our home.
Danny This is your home.
Sam No, no this is just a temporary home. We only came here so that Victoria could attend school. What I'm trying to say Danny, is after Victoria graduates, we're going to go back home. We're going to go back to New York. And, well I don't know how this would work out, but we would really like for you to come with us, because we've come to think of you as family, and well that's what families do - they stick together, at least this one does. So what do you say?
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Victoria Why'd he leave?
Sam Maybe he had some things to do.
Victoria But I thought he was happy here.
Sam Well, sweetie, sometimes being happy just isn't enough.
Sam Sometimes people have to go back and fix the things that made them unhappy before they were happy
Victoria But I could help him.
Sam Sometimes people have to do things themselves.
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[for Danny's "audition," he is put into the ring with the reigning champion; Danny kills him in less than five seconds, then walks out]
Bart If you want us back, you do know where to find me.
Wyeth Oh, we certainly want you back. Only, if you could make it a little more... entertaining, next time?
Bart I'll see what I can do.
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Maddy [to Danny and Sam] I like my men to be shy... presents a challenge for a girl.
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Danny This one's ripe!
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Sam In the market today, those men were fighting. You know that, right?
Danny Yes.
Sam And that didn't bother you?
Danny No.
Sam You weren't afraid?
Danny No.
Sam In those kinds of circumstances, people are usually afraid.
Danny They weren't fighting me.
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[repeated line]
Bart Attaboy!
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Bart [very angry] I don't believe it. He just stood there and watched them beat the crap out of me. Even a dog has got the brains to come to his masters defense. Bite them. Claw them. Piss on them. Anything for fucks sake!
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Bart It's all going on the bill Danny-boy. You hear me? It's going on the bill.
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Sam When you first came to us, you were hurt pretty bad.
Sam How did that happen?
Danny I asked for a piano.
Sam You asked who for a piano?
Danny My uncle.
Sam Oh, you do have family?
Danny No.
Sam But you just said you had an uncle.
Danny He's dead.
Sam Oh...
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Bart [right before truck crash] I tell you this is gonna be one lovely day!
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Bart [each time he unleashes Danny] Get em.
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Sam Shut the hell up!
Sam That man can talk some serious shit.
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