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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Movie Quotes

Fin Shepard Sharks. Why does it always gotta be sharks?

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Andromeda You've done this before?

Fin Shepard I've done everything before.

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Fin Shepard [to The Pope] Forgive me, Father, for I am Fin.

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Fin Shepard How do you afford all this?

Nova Clarke We don't. The Sisterhood is a covert organization. Our sect includes world leaders, doctors, and even a stripper.

April Wexler I heard that!

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[last lines]

Fin Shepard So what about this? You need a license to drive this thing?

Mature Gil Where we're going, you don't need a license.

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Bernard Man, every time there's a Sharknado, you're right in the middle of it. What are the chances of that?

Fin Shepard 100%.

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Orion Your wiring's rather wonky.

Electra It's like someone tried to shove a Commodore 64 hard drive into a MacBook Pro.

Orion Who put you together in the first place?

April Wexler My father.

Electra Typical.

Orion Men.

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Nova Clarke Oh, my God, I just killed Bret Michaels!

Bret Michaels I'm okay!

Nova Clarke Hold on tight!

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Lisa Wilkinson [as the Sydney Opera House transforms] That is extraordinary. I can't believe it.

Karl Stefanovic Yeah, and I thought it was an overrated piece of architecture.

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Bernard Who else wants to go to Slam Town?

[sharks stockpile on top of him]

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April Wexler That's a huge shark.

Fin Shepard That's no shark.

Shin That's a Shark-Zilla.

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Ron Mcdonald The storm is now sucking up lions and gazelles! Now there's sharks chasing the lions chasing the gazelles! It's a safari-nado!

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[first lines]

Nova Clarke I'm in.

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Fin Shepard No, no! We need a counterbalance.

Nova Clarke Take this.

[gives Fin a shark tooth]

Fin Shepard Megalodon?

Nova Clarke Yeah. Part of my collection.

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Fin Shepard What is this thing?

Nova Clarke That's a tracking system, shows every location of a Sharknado Sister. Actually, I need to alert my China contact. Don't be mad.

Fin Shepard About what?

[pulls up Gemini's contact on screen]

Fin Shepard You recruited my cousin? This is a cult.

Nova Clarke It wasn't a coincidence that Gemini was in Las Vegas while I was taking care of Paris. She's always been a Sister.

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Fin Shepard Mission accomplished. Eat your heart out, Cruise.

Nova Clarke More like mission demolished. Where'd you learn to climb like that? CrossFit?

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Fin Shepard What makes you so sure this shark-god stuff isn't just a fairy tale?

Nova Clarke It's history, Fin. It's the real deal. My Sisterhood discovered sites like this in Bali, Jerusalem.

Fin Shepard Sisterhood?

Nova Clarke You've met some of them, actually, my Sharknado Sisters.

Fin Shepard Please tell me you started a band, not a cult.

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Fin Shepard [about Gemini] She's my blood. You don't get to tell her what to do!

Nova Clarke She's part of the Sisterhood!

Fin Shepard She's my family!

Nova Clarke Well, I need your family fighting on the field! The most important thing is saving the world!

Fin Shepard Saving my son!

Fin Shepard Oh, really? Is that so? We used to be on the same side, Nova.

Nova Clarke Well, there's a reason I don't play follow the leader anymore, Fin. You're always shortsighted. If your family wasn't involved, you'd probably still be running some bar somewhere, reliving your glory days.

Fin Shepard Is that so? Well, what about you, Nova? What about you? It's never really been about the Sharknadoes, has it? It's been about you wanting to kill every shark in the ocean, because one killed your grandfather. Does the Sisterhood know they're laying their lives on the line for that? These tornadoes are just an obstacle getting in the way of revenge you've always wanted.

Nova Clarke My number one priority right now is untapping the power in that artifact. And, yeah, Fin, I hate sharks. I hate them more than anything, and you know that! Once they're gone, wiped, annihilated, dust, then, yes, all this can go away. Then maybe, just maybe we could go back to living peaceful lives where no one we love or care about has to die anymore.

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Electra Throw another shark on the barbie, eh?

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Fin Shepard What's really going on here?

Nova Clarke The writings on the wall.

Fin Shepard These storms have happened before.

Nova Clarke All around the planet. Look at this. Humanity not only fought Sharknadoes in the past. They won.

Fin Shepard How?

Nova Clarke That is called the Harness of Dakuwaqa.

Fin Shepard The what?

Nova Clarke Shark god.

Fin Shepard Of course. Shark god.

Nova Clarke The Druids used the harness as defense against the Sharknadoes, and according to this map... it's saying it's somewhere hidden in this cave.

Fin Shepard So you came here to get it.

Nova Clarke Nope. We came here to get it. We've been in this together since the beginning. Couldn't leave you out now.

Fin Shepard Sounds like you miss me too.

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Nova Clarke [holds up the stone] We got it.

Fin Shepard Yeah, but I think we started World War Shark.

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