The Babysitter: Killer Queen Movie Quotes
Max
You fucking stud, Cole! I'm not even mad, bro! Respect!
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Jimmy
I'm no math major, but i do know that out of the 8 of us, 73% are dead, which leaves 49% alive, and only 6% will make it out of here.
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[burns him]
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John
First Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner break up now this?
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Principal Highbridge
So, Phoebe, tell us three things about yourself.
Phoebe
Well, I think snakes are the most misunderstood reptiles... my favorite movie vacillates between Deliverance or anything by Rob Reiner, and I'm late.
Principal Highbridge
What are you talking about? You're right on time.
Phoebe
Oh no, Principal Highbridge, my period. I'm nine days late.
Principal Highbridge
Oh.
Phoebe
And Goddamn it, I was on the fence about it, but I think I might keep it now. Because, looking... at all of your beautiful faces, I... I'm just so overcome with optimism for our future... I just wanna fucking scream.
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Cole
I really don't have good luck with women, they end up being murderers.
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Allison
Boo-hoo. Watch a kids' movie. The parents always die!
[deliberately fires a shot away from them; chuckles sadistically]
Cole
God!
Allison
Too bad Bee's not here to blow my head all over your face like a bukkake movie.
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Phoebe
What was that?
Cole
Wait. You saw that? You saw the dead girl, the bloodthirsty maniacs? You saw all that?
Phoebe
Did I see that? Of course I saw that shit! Why'd they kill that girl?
Cole
OK, look, I... i know this is gonna sound crazy, but basically, they're a blood cult, and they made a deal with the Devil, and in exchange for their souls, they get any life they want.
Phoebe
Oh thank god. I thought they were zombies. I hate zombies.
Cole
You... you believe me?
Phoebe
Yes, what else do you expect from a collection of attention-seeking social media millennials with esteem issues?
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Cole
Could this night get any more erotic?
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Allison
I wanna be the world's best journalist. Renowned, respected, like Geraldo. Only... fuckable.
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Cole
Uh-huh.
Allison
That's my line, A-cups!
[fires a shot that ricochets off the cliff wall and hits her in the boob while Cole and Phoebe run off]
Allison
My boob! Fuck me! Again? You little shits! Where'd you go?
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Melanie
Is that a can of silly string in your left pocket or are you just really happy to see me?
Cole
The, um, silly string's in my right pocket.
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Bee
[after the cult drinks the blood]
"The blood of the sacrificed mixed with the blood of the innocent."
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Bee
But you're not so innocent anymore, are ya?
Melanie
He's a virgin! He has to be!
Sonya
No, no! If the blood offering is tainted, then...
[lurches over]
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Phoebe
Are you going to monologue me to death?
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Melanie
He'll be back...
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Archie
You heard "van", I heard "dinnertime".
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