The Con Artist Movie Quotes
Vince
Hey, you just ran that light!
Kranski
Yeah, it's a game I play. "Red light green light". Every red light's green.
Vince
And the green lights?
Kranski
Uh, they're green, too.
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Vince
Looks like you're giving birth to Hitler.
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Dean
You told us to bring him here.
Kranski
Not in the trunk, asshole.
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Vince
I'm an artist.
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Belinda
I just made you a lot of money!
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Vince
How does a guy like me end up in a place like this?
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Pogue
So what do you want, Vince?
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Kristen
This could take you to a whole new level, if that's what you want.
Kristen
This could take you to a whole new level, if that's what you want.
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Pogue
You know, Vince, I'm gonna be watchin' you. I'm looking out for you, man. I got your back.
Vince
Lucky me.
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Larry
Look, man, I got some old titty mags in the can if you wanna blow off some steam.
Vince
Titty mags? Thanks, man. You know, five years practice, I think I'm ready for the real thing.
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Pogue
Two pairs of socks, that's the key.
Vince
Key to what?
Pogue
The key to staying fresh and feeling good, ya know. What you do is you keep an extra pair of socks in your pocket, one in your lunch pale, around 2-3 o'clock in the afternoon you slap those bad boys on, bam, you fell like a million bucks.
Vince
I'll have to remember that.
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Pogue
And you know the number one thing that makes all parolees go back to jail?
Vince
Not enough socks?
Pogue
No, stay away from all know felons and former criminal associates.
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Kranski
Want a piece of advice?
Vince
Yeah.
Kranski
Women with tiny breast are better in bed.
[Vince laughs]
Kranski
True!
Vince
I'll keep that in mind.
Kranski
Where ya goin'?
Vince
Gonna change my socks.
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Pogue
I'm looking for you.
Vince
Mr. Pogue, uh, can I get you something, like, uh, champagne, pee in a cup?
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Kristen
Who's the better kisser?
Kristen
Who's the better kisser?
Vince
Come here, you.
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Larry
How ya doin' there, Vinnie?
Vince
It's like riding a bike all the way back to prison.
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Larry
You better get with the program, man. It'll hurt less.
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Kristen
She's a pit bull but she knows what she's doing.
Kristen
She's a pit bull but she knows what she's doing.
Vince
Pill bulls are sweeter.
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Pogue
Now listen to me, okay? Close your eyes. Close your eyes. I saw this on TV. Focus. Think relaxing thoughts. Let all the tension and stress flow through your body. Take everything and stream it through into the central sprinkler system that God has given you. Direct it to the penis and let it go.
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Vince
What're you doin'?
Kristen
Blowing. It's part of my job.
Kristen
Blowing. It's part of my job.
Vince
Well, you do that very well.
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Vince
Why do you put up with her?
Kristen
Why do you?
Kristen
Why do you?
Vince
Money. Fame. Chicks.
Kristen
Ha! Me, too.
Kristen
Ha! Me, too.
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Belinda
If you like to join us...
Vince
Open bar?
Belinda
Just wine. You have to bring your own meth.
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Belinda
Without me, you're nothing more than an ex-con bangin' away at a bunch of rusty old car parts in a low-end garage.
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Belinda
Boy, you just get right down to the point, don't cha?
Vince
Ah, you know, five years in jail. Not much time to waste.
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Kranski
You got another way to pay me back the money you owe me?
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