Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
I'm not going to bury a marine. I'm just going to bury my son.
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Sal Nealon
Every generation has their war. Men make the wars and wars make the men. It never ends!
Reverend Richard Mueller
Maybe one day we'll try something different.
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Sal Nealon
Hey, at least we're not drug addicts.
Reverend Richard Mueller
Thank... God. Not anymore.
Sal Nealon
"Not anymore." We never were.
Reverend Richard Mueller
We took the shit, Sal.
Sal Nealon
Yeah. 'Cause we needed the shit.
Reverend Richard Mueller
No. We needed it, the corps would've issued it to us.
Sal Nealon
Yeah. In a way, they did.
Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
That shit was meant for pain. All drugs are.
Sal Nealon
So? What's wrong with taking it, then?
Reverend Richard Mueller
Morphine - is - addictive.
Sal Nealon
Yeah, so is pain.
Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
We weren't the ones who were in pain, though.
Sal Nealon
The fuck we weren't.
Reverend Richard Mueller
Different kind of pain.
Sal Nealon
Pain is pain.
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Sal Nealon
I'm sorry, Doc. You know me, I-I don't mean nothin'.
Reverend Richard Mueller
We pay for what we say, Salvatore.
Sal Nealon
Yeah? Well, put it on my tab.
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Sal Nealon
Man, I would've loved to run into you in the field in my younger days.
Colonel Wilits
You really think so?
Sal Nealon
Oh, yeah. 'Cause one of us would have been fragged. And the other would've gone to the brig.
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Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
You know what amazes me about you?
Sal Nealon
Could be anything. I'm a pretty amazing guy.
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Sal Nealon
You put this somewhere and you let it remind you what was in your son's heart
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Reverend Richard Mueller
I thought we were going to a funeral?
Sal Nealon
We are going to a funeral. Just looks like it's going to take a little longer to get there.
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Reverend Richard Mueller
I will dwell in the house of Lord.
Sal Nealon
What are you doing with the bouncing? What is that?
Reverend Richard Mueller
I'm speaking a psalm.
Reverend Richard Mueller
A psalm? Oh.
[whispering to the rent-a-car lady]
Reverend Richard Mueller
As in, a psalm-a Bin Laden.
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Sal Nealon
Man, I never heard anyone talk to the colonel like that. Colonels don't scare me. Never have, never will.
DAFB Guard
You a marine?
[seeing his USMC tattoo]
DAFB Guard
Yeah, I thought so.
Sal Nealon
I got more time in the chow line than you got in the corps.
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Sal Nealon
Guys like us, we take all that shit till it's a disaster. And then we're cool. The worst has happened, like we knew it would.
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Colonel Wilits
With all due respect, sir, you're cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Sal Nealon
Hey. Colonel. Did you look at these faces? They've already been spited, so why should we give a fuck about your opinions? - With all due respect.
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Sal Nealon
If you could just see yourself right now. You look like you just had a lobotomy. What's wrong with you?
O'Toole
[sitting on his barstool]
This is reality.
Sal Nealon
Reality? My ass. It's all made-up. Let me ask you this, huh, how many times on this show have you seen the cops arrest, you know, killers and-and rapists or something like that? How many times did they slap the cuffs on some crooked CEO fuck?
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Reverend Richard Mueller
Don't be ridiculous.
Sal Nealon
Why not? You know a better way to be? You wish you could be ridiculous, but it's too late now.
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DAFB Guard
I'd rather be fighting them over there than in our own backyard.
Sal Nealon
Sound familiar?
Reverend Richard Mueller
Oh, yeah. See, we fought the commies in 'Nam so we wouldn't have to fight 'em on the beaches of Malibu.
DAFB Guard
Guess it worked.
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Sal Nealon
[back in New York city]
Take that in. Take a deep breath. What, you do it? What do you smell? There's one distinct smell. What is it? Urine. I love it. It's like the official scent of the city.
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Reverend Richard Mueller
Sal, if you had any more manners, you would be a dog.
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Sal Nealon
I ask you, you see a man in this uniform? Huh? Could you resist all this? Huh? I, um...
Girl at Wake
No, I - I don't think I could.
Sal Nealon
Mm-hmm. It's the uniform, or the man in the uniform?
Girl at Wake
It's a killer combination.
Sal Nealon
It's the combination. Isn't it?
Girl at Wake
Yeah, it's the combination. Yeah. Kind of seductive.
Sal Nealon
Thank you. Yeah. You are a very perceptive young lady.
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Colonel Wilits
You will protect the dignity of that dead marine, and you will see to it that he is buried with honors in his uniform, not some cocksucking, motherfucking pussy civilian graduation suit! Clear?
DAFB Guard
Yes, sir!
Colonel Wilits
And don't let that Sal fucktard outflank you. He's old but he's dangerous. Do not let that happen. Kill him first.
DAFB Guard
Sir?
Colonel Wilits
That is not an order.
DAFB Guard
Yes, sir!
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Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
I hate the government!
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Reverend Richard Mueller
I can promise you, Doc, you will meet your wife and son again, in a better place.
Sal Nealon
Oh, come on.
Reverend Richard Mueller
And all of this will seem like a momentary separation.
Sal Nealon
Oh, come on. What better place are they going to, huh? Las Vegas? Miami Beach?
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Reverend Richard Mueller
Think about it, Sal. What's more important?
Sal Nealon
I don't know. But it's never the lie.
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