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Winnie The Pooh Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.

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Winnie The Pooh People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Winnie The Pooh What day is it?

Christopher Robin It's today.

Winnie The Pooh My favorite day.

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Christopher Robin I wonder which way.

Winnie The Pooh I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.

Christopher Robin Do you?

Winnie The Pooh That's the way I do it.

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[from trailer]

Christopher Robin I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

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Christopher Robin I'm not the person I used to be.

Winnie The Pooh You saved us. You're a hero.

Christopher Robin I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.

Winnie The Pooh But I found you.

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Winnie The Pooh It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.

Piglet Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.

Tigger Speed! Danger! Recklessness!

Eeyore Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.

Winnie The Pooh Well that's one way to play it.

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Winnie The Pooh It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.

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Evelyn Robin Is that donkey talking?

Christopher Robin Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

Eeyore Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

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Winnie The Pooh Christopher Robin what day is it?

Christopher Robin It's today.

Winnie The Pooh My favorite day.

Christopher Robin Mine too Pooh. Mine too.

Winnie The Pooh Yesterday when it was Tomorrow was too a day for me.

Christopher Robin Silly old bear.

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[from trailer]

Winnie The Pooh Your ladder is broken.

Christopher Robin That was a shelf.

Winnie The Pooh Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.

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Christopher Robin I haven't thought about them in years.

Winnie The Pooh Well, we think about you every day.

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Tigger I'm Tigger! T-I-Double Guh-Er!

Madeline Robin What's a Tigger?

Tigger Oh, I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore Please, not the song...

Tigger [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

Eeyore He does that a *lot*.

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Christopher Robin No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh But it's not stress. It's Pooh.

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Eeyore If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.

[Piglet claps]

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Eeyore [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly] Just my luck. A Heffalump, leering at his lunch.

Christopher Robin [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump!

Eeyore Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.

Christopher Robin Oh no, not the waterfall!

[rushing off the bridge, then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim]

Christopher Robin Swim!

Eeyore Not that anyone will notice.

Christopher Robin [continuing to motion to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!

Eeyore [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.

Christopher Robin Don't worry.

[continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]

Eeyore I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.

Christopher Robin [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore; I'll save you!

Eeyore We'll see.

Christopher Robin [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh. Yes, of course I've grown up, haven't I?

[looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]

Christopher Robin Oh, Eeyore!

Eeyore [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with him] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.

Christopher Robin [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore Hello, Heffalump.

Christopher Robin I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?

Eeyore I don't remember being cheery.

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Christopher Robin [from trailer] The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!

[kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]

Christopher Robin There's no opening!

Winnie the Pooh I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin That's a silly explanation.

Winnie the Pooh Why, thank you.

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[from trailer]

Christopher Robin What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh Christopher Robin!

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Winnie The Pooh There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.

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Tigger [sees his reflection in a mirror] I just saw the most preposterous imposter! Look at 'im!

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Christopher Robin Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.

Winnie The Pooh [looking out the train window] House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.

Christopher Robin Pooh, what are you doing?

Winnie The Pooh Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".

Christopher Robin Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?

Winnie The Pooh [whispering] House. Grass. Tree.

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Winnie The Pooh What should happen if you forget about me?

Young Christopher Robin Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.

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Christopher Robin Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you.

Winnie The Pooh Ex-Pooh-berant.

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Winnie The Pooh I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.

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Christopher Robin Hello Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh Hello Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin I'm sorry Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you.

Winnie The Pooh Well I am a bear of very little brain.

Christopher Robin No Pooh. You are I think a bear of very big heart.

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Christopher Robin There's more to life than balloons and honey!

Winnie The Pooh [doubtfully] Are you sure?

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Eeyore [with head stuck in watering can] Just an average Windsday morning.

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Winnie The Pooh People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Christopher Robin No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind.

[Pooh laughs]

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Christopher Robin If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...

Evelyn Robin Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.

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Winnie The Pooh [to a passerby] Hello. Are you on an expedition, too?

[the passerby crashes into a lamppost]

Winnie The Pooh Oh, bother.

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Madeline Robin You're talking.

Winnie The Pooh Me? No, I'm not talking. Well, I am now, I suppose.

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[Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore get ready to go through the door]

Piglet I-I think I'll just s-stay here... Y-you don't really need me anyways.

Winnie The Pooh Oh Piglet... but we DO need you...

Piglet Y-you do?

Winnie The Pooh [takes Piglet's hand] We ALWAYS need you, Piglet.

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Winnie The Pooh You must be Madeline.

Madeline Robin Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?

Winnie The Pooh Yes! Do you know where he is?

Madeline Robin I do!

Tigger Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!

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Christopher Robin [sits down on a bench] What to do, what to do, what to do?

Winnie The Pooh What to do, indeed.

Christopher Robin [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh] Pooh?

Winnie The Pooh Christopher Robin!

Christopher Robin NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.

Winnie The Pooh It's not stress, it's Pooh.

Christopher Robin Pooh. How are you here?

Winnie The Pooh Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!

Christopher Robin The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!

Winnie The Pooh I suppose it's where it needs to be.

Christopher Robin Well, that's a silly explanation.

Winnie The Pooh Why, thank you!

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Evelyn Robin You won't be coming to the cottage?

Christopher Robin It can't be helped.

Evelyn Robin Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

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[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]

Christopher Robin Tigger! Eeyore!

Piglet [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]

Christopher Robin Piglet!

Tigger [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!

Piglet [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?

Eeyore [muffled] My bum hurts.

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Christopher Robin Silly old bear.

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Winnie The Pooh Who is that?

Christopher Robin Pooh!

Winnie The Pooh But she can't be Pooh. I'm Pooh.

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Tigger I'm Tigger! That's T-I-Double GUH-er!

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Christopher Robin Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

Eeyore Hello, Evelyn my wife.

Evelyn Robin Hello, talking donkey, how are you doing today?

Eeyore Don't get me started.

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Eeyore [about a cake] I call the cherry.

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Christopher Robin I've cracked.

Winnie The Pooh Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

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Christopher Robin But Pooh, why're you here?

Winnie The Pooh Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin Let's get to the bottom of this.

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Winnie The Pooh Sometimes, when I'm going somewhere and I wait... a somewhere comes to me

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Giles Winslow We've called an emergency meeting this weekend.

Christopher Robin I - I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir.

Giles Winslow We need to cut *twenty* percent.

Christopher Robin [gestures to people outside the window] You promised these people good jobs!

Giles Winslow And I thought you'd do anything for this company.

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Winnie The Pooh May I have a travel balloon?

Christopher Robin You don't need a balloon.

Winnie The Pooh Well, I know I don't need one... but I would like one very, very much, please. Please, please!

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Madeline Robin What's a Tigger?

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Winnie The Pooh [from trailer] Hoo-hoo, I *do* like a party!

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Piglet [from trailer] Oh, d-d-dear, dear!

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Christopher Robin [from trailer] Hello, Eeyore!

Eeyore Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

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Tigger [about Christopher Robin] He's giant! And he smells funny.

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Tigger [being dragged in a suitcase by Christopher Robin's car with Piglet and Eeyore] Stick with me, Piglet, I'll fix this! You worry too much!

Piglet We'll never get to Christopher now!

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Winnie The Pooh I do love a party.

Young Christopher Robin Come on, Pooh.

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Christopher Robin [comes home] I'm sorry, I got held up at work.

Evelyn Robin You'll be working this weekend?

Christopher Robin It can't be helped.

Madeline Robin Father, I never see you.

Evelyn Robin Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

Christopher Robin I am sorry, Madeline.

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Christopher Robin [to Evelyn and Madeline] Have a good time.

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Owl Christopher Robin!

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Eeyore Don't push me, I've only got one speed.

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Tigger I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-GUH-Er.

Madeline Robin What's a Tigger?

Tigger I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Eeyore Please... not the song...

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Christopher Robin You can't just take a teddy bear from a grown man!

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Christopher Robin Pooh, why are you here?

Winnie The Pooh Oh, yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.

Christopher Robin Let's get to the bottom of this.

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Tigger We just need a leap of faith!

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Eeyore [about Tigger's song] He does that a lot.

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Winnie The Pooh I'm sorry. You're right. You should let me go for a fish in the sea.

Christopher Robin "A fish in the sea?" No, efficiency!

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Young Christopher Robin Come on, Pooh.

Winnie The Pooh Where are we going, Christopher Robin?

Young Christopher Robin Nowhere.

Winnie The Pooh Oh. One of my favorite places...

[climbs down off his chair]

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Eeyore I wanna go home!

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Giles Winslow That donkey was staring at me!

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Giles Winslow We should be working this weekend, Robin.

Christopher Robin I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend.

Giles Winslow All hands on deck.

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Christopher Robin Pooh those are our footsteps! We've just been going around in a circle! Oh I never should've trusted you!

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Tigger [from trailer] Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Cecil Hungerford [as Christopher is trying to hide Pooh] Well, hello there! What have you got there, secret Susan?

Christopher Robin [lying to Cecil to avoid getting caught] Well, it's a, it's a... a cat. Yes, definitely. Just a cat.

Cecil Hungerford I love cats. May I? Can I?

Christopher Robin Not this one, because it's a diseased cat. It's ferocious. It's a biter. I was about to take it in, give it some milk. You know, rehabilitate it.

Winnie the Pooh [inside the coat, almost blowing Christopher's cover] You're squishing me.

Cecil Hungerford What on earth?

Christopher Robin [still worried of getting found out] Did you hear my voice there?

Cecil Hungerford Yeah.

Christopher Robin I do that funny voice,

[impersonates a puppet]

Christopher Robin "You're squashing me... with your demands to play gin rummy."

[normal voice]

Christopher Robin I was like a ventriloquist when I was younger.

Cecil Hungerford Very good. Very good. We've got all weekend.

Christopher Robin For?

Cecil Hungerford Gin rummy. We should probably try and play cards tomorrow then.