I Married a Witch Movie Quotes
Wooley - civil war incarnation
Where is the nearest recruiting office?
His wife
Oh, running off to war like a coward.
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Jennifer
Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.
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Wallace Wooley
I'm afraid you've got a hangover.
Daniel
Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.
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Daniel
[(sings)]
For tonight I merry merry be / Tomorrow I'll be sober.
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Daniel
Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl.
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Daniel
Pistol, pistol, let there be/Murder in the first degree.
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Wallace Wooley
Mere physical beauty isn't everything.
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Jennifer
'Twould be nice to have lips... lips to whisper lies... lips to kiss man and make him suffer. Father, why cannot I have lips, and eyes, and hair?
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Wallace Wooley
Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up.
[he stares at her]
Jennifer
Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?
Wallace Wooley
I-I don't know. It's such a shock to see you dressed. I mean... you're beautiful.
Jennifer
Enough to make a man fall in love?
Wallace Wooley
Mere physical beauty isn't everything.
Jennifer
I don't like the tone of your voice!
Wallace Wooley
Well, I swallowed some smoke last night.
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J.B. Masterson
Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding?
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Dr. Dudley White
Oh well, it's late, I've got to be getting into my straitjacket. I'll call a broom.
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Singer at Wedding
[after several times]
I love you truly...
J.B. Masterson
Will you shut up!
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First Prisoner
Hey, that's Wallace Wooley! Don't tell me they're tossing him in the clink.
Second Prisoner
Looks that way. Well, pay off, brother. They're not electing no con for governor. Bensinger is a cinch.
First Prisoner
[to Wooley]
Ehh! Why wouldn't you keep straight until after you was elected like everybody else does!
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Daniel
Every man who marries, marries the wrong woman. True suffering cometh when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry.
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Dr. Dudley White
It's OK. He fell out of the window.
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J.B. Masterson
Who cares? Go on!
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