Love, Rosie Movie Quotes
Dick
[Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina]
Hi, I'm Dick.
Rosie Dunne
Of course you are.
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Rosie Dunne
But if I go to Boston, Mum will never speak to me again.
Dennis Dunne
Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours.
Manager
[the manager comes and reminds him that he is being late] Dennis!
Dennis Dunne
And do me a favor: come back and take that prick's job.
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Clare
Bethany,
Rosie Dunne
So, when you said he was...
Clare
... tied up...
Rosie Dunne
... you actually meant...
Clare
... tied up.
Rosie Dunne
Um, I should go.
Clare
Any second now.
[Rosie pukes in Bethany's handbag]
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Alex Stewart
How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?
Rosie Dunne
Is that a serious question?
Alex Stewart
Yeah, absolutely.
Rosie Dunne
Mmm, well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know,
[whispers]
Rosie Dunne
virgin.
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Rosie Dunne
You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging halfway across the ground.
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Greg
[Greg closes the car door]
[to Alex]
Greg
See ya.
Alex Stewart
[after Greg left with Rosie]
[thinking to himself about Greg and giggles]
Alex Stewart
Wanker!
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Ruby
[to Rosie]
It is so great having you as a friend. I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life, all I've got to do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.
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Rosie Dunne
What do you think? Boobs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?
[stammers]
Alex Stewart
for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...
Rosie Dunne
Who knows?
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[Last lines]
Alex Stewart
Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?
Rosie Dunne
Better late than never.
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Alex Stewart
OK, and what what happened to the sex?
Rosie Dunne
This is about the sex!
Alex Stewart
God, you're so fucked up!
Rosie Dunne
Mmm, you have no idea. Huh.
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Dennis Dunne
I've been winging it with you for 18 years, pretending I was the one in charge. You're amazing, Rosie. There is nothing you can't do, if you put your mind to it.
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[at the airport]
Rosie Dunne
I couldn't leave her behind and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes.
Katie (12 yrs)
[unisone with Toby]
No way! We are friends,.
Toby (12 yrs)
[unisone with Katie]
No way! We are friends.
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Alex Stewart
Can I be godfather?
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Rosie Dunne
If I'd told him, he'd never have left and his whole life would have been ruined too. I mean, what's the point?
Ruby
How noble. I'd have forced the bastard to stay.
Rosie Dunne
Oh, no, no. He's not the dad. That's just some other loser.
Ruby
You are turning out to be a lot more interesting than you look.
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Rosie Dunne
Did you ever want more, Dad?
Dennis Dunne
Do you know what your Gran's favourite phrase was? "Not for the likes of us." When you told us of your plan it was the first thing that popped into my head. I could hear her voice in the room saying it. I don't want that voice in your head, ever.
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Rosie Dunne
And I don't just mean average nice, I mean Father Christmas/Easter Bunny/Tom Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice.
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Rosie Dunne
[voice over]
In battle to preserve sanity, I must remember following rules. Number one, never breastfeed in a public place. Two, never bounce Katie on knee after feeding. Three, try not to cry when she cries. And four, the most important of all, never assume trouble isn't around the next corner.
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Katie (12 yrs)
I'll just tell him to forget the whole thing.
Alex Stewart
Katie, that would be a big mistake. Look, if you reject him now, he's gonna make it his life's mission to go out there and meet the most perfect, beautiful girl in the world just to try and get over you. And end up marrying this other woman and spending the rest of his life with her. And you know, he'll tell himself that she's perfect. He really must be happy. But she won't be you, you know?
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Rosie Dunne
They have food in America, Mum, and I'm guessing washing machines.
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Rosie Dunne
I think not telling you was a way to keep the dream alive, you know? So there was at least someone out there who still saw me as Rosie. And not this strange new person I've become.
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Rosie Dunne
No matter where you are, or what you're doing, or who you're with, I will always, honestly, truly, completely love you.
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