The Intouchables Movie Quotes
Philippe
My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.
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Philippe
Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss
I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe
No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind
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[moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]
Philippe
I look like my grandpa.
Driss
Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
Driss
That's not funny, no?
Philippe
Don't you mean "nein"?
[does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]
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Driss
[after listening to classical music]
We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.
[plays Earth Wind & Fire]
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[Orchestra plays next symphony]
Driss
Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.
[mockingly]
Driss
You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.
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Driss
I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.
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Philippe
Hope well and have well.
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[repeated line]
Driss
She got the hots for me.
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Driss
So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
Philippe
That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.
[Both laugh]
Driss
Both of them?
[They laugh even harder]
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Driss
Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.
[Philippe chuckles]
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Driss
It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.
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Driss
What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.
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[Orchestra plays next symphony]
Driss
Isn't it Tom and Jerry?
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Philippe
[teasing]
What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.
Driss
Easy on the sass, alright.
[Philippe laughs]
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[while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]
Philippe
A quick cut would settle it.
Driss
You're in great shape. I love it.
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[repeated line]
Elisa
Leave me alone.
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Driss
Can't the motivation sign for you?
Philippe
No no no, Magalie can't do that.
Driss
It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.
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Driss
[in hysterics at the opera]
It's a tree! It's a singing tree! Ha ha ha ha! It's German! He's singing in German!
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[first lines]
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Driss
How about a hooker file?
[He smiles. Philippe looks unimpressed]
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Driss
You can't buy this crap! It's not possible.
Philippe
It's possibe.
Driss
The guy wants 30 rand for a nosebleed!
Philippe
Tell me, Driss, why are people interested in art?
Driss
It's all business , I guess.
Philippe
No. It's the trace of our passage on this earth.
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Bastien - dit le Plumeau
Hi. Where can I find a beer?
Driss
How about in your wig?
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