Oz
You can have a nice pile of bananas!
Finley
Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype!
Oz
You don't like bananas?
Finley
Of course I love bananas, I'm a monkey! Don't be ridiculous! I just don't like YOU saying it.
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[Oz and Glinda are in bubbles flying towards a giant protective bubble wall around a city]
Oz
Does this thing have any brakes? I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die!
Glinda
You needn't worry, Wizard. It's a magic wall. And all good-hearted souls get to pass through.
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Glinda
For the record, I knew you had it in you all along.
Oz
Greatness?
Glinda
No. Better than that. Goodness.
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China Girl
What's going on?
Finley
I'm not sure, I sneezed the plan away.
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Oz
Am I dreaming?
Theodora
You're in Oz.
Oz
Oz? But that's my name. Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs.
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[Oz has realized that he can pass off his stage magic as the real thing to defeat Evanora and Theodora]
Oz
Look, I know I'm not the wizard that you expected. But I might just be the wizard that you need.
Glinda
You said you were just a con man.
Oz
Precisely!
Glinda
Nothing but a trickster?
Oz
Yes!
Glinda
A terrible cheat!
Oz
The best there is.
Glinda
A carnival magician's going to put on a show.
Oz
I'll put on the show of a lifetime! The likes of which the land of Oz has never seen! Magic! Mystery! Prestidigitation! It'll be my greatest trick yet.
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China Girl
Great. Let's go kill ourselves a witch!
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Oz
I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. All I can offer you is this: us. I know it's not the family that you had in mind, but...
China Girl
It's perfect. Thank you, Oz.
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Evanora
What's the matter, Glinda, out of bubbles?
Glinda
I don't need them, bubbles are just for show!
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Theodora
There's so much good here, it sickens me.
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Theodora
You don't know much about witches, do you?
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Oz
I'm your wizard.
[big smile and a wink]
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China Girl
Why don't you just use this?
Finley
It's got a knife.
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Glinda
Well done, Tinker, your machine works beautifully!
Master Tinker
That's just workmanship. What you displayed was true courage.
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Oz
I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.
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Oz
Theodora, I know your wickedness is not your doing! And should you ever find the goodness within you, you are welcome to return!
Theodora
NEVER!
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Glinda
If it was easy we wouldn't need a wizard, would we?
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Glinda
What they lack in stamina the Tinkers make up for in ingenuity. The can build anything.
[Tinkers all cheer]
Elder Tinker
And I tell ya what else. We can build anything!
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Oz
Frank, the sock is on the door!... Knock!
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Glinda
A con man couldn't have done all this. You're much more than that.
Oz
Well then, it looks like I've got you fooled, too.
Glinda
The only person you've got fooled is yourself.
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Oz
You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away.
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[Evanora tries to flee]
Glinda
Not so fast! You and I aren't finished here.
Evanora
You have the throne, Glinda. What more could you want?
Glinda
You can't give me that. You took what mattered most from me: my father.
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[from trailer]
Oz
How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?
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[from trailer]
Finley
Did those crows just say we're gonna die?
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Evanora
All it does is take one bite...
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[from trailer]
Theodora
Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?
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[first lines]
Front Gate Barker
Hurry, hurry, step this way. Get your tickets now. Don't be shut out, friend. Step this way. See the most wondrous sights imaginable. pulled from the four corners of the Earth. Acts to delight, to thrill and to mystify! Walk through these gates and into the world of wonder.
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Oz
Let's Go Make Some Magic!
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[from trailer]
Oz
It's like no place I've ever seen.
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Oz
[drawing on the ground]
Here's the plan. The wicked witch is the triangle. Monkey, you're the X. I'm the O. China Girl, you're the squiggly line.
China Girl
I wanna be a heart. Can I be a heart?
Oz
Fine, fine. You're a heart. Now, heart stays here. As O makes his way over here, X counters thusly. Clear so far?
[Finley sneezes]
China Girl
Bless you.
Oz
Good work. You just sneezed away the plan.
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Annie
I need to tell you something, Oscar.
Oz
That's never a good start to a conversation.
Annie
John Gale asked me to marry him. That's why I've come. I thought you should know.
Oz
I think that's wonderful, Annie.
Annie
I said I had to think about it.
Oz
Men love that answer.
Annie
I wondered what you thought I should do.
Oz
You could do a lot worse than John Gale. He's a good man.
Annie
So are you.
Oz
No. I'm not. I'm many things, but a good man is not one of them.
Annie
But you could be. If you wanted to.
Oz
That's just it. I don't want to. See, Kansas is full of good men. Church-going men that get married and raise families. Men like John Gale. Men like my father... who spent his whole life tilling the dirt... just to die face down in it. I don't want that, Annie. I don't want to be a good man, I want to be a great one. I want to be... Harry Houdini and Thomas Edison all rolled into one.
Annie
That's all I ever wanted for you, you know. Greatness.
Oz
Then you understand.
Annie
I do.
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1989, Japan, Adventure, Comedy, Fairy Tale, Family, Animation, Anime
