Getting Any? Movie Quotes
Scientist
So, tell me... why do you want to be invisible?
Asao
I want to peep.
Scientist
Peeping. A very concise and powerful reason!
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Man In Car
Tell me, miss - do you know about... car sex?
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Airplane Pilot
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Instant Hell Airlines.
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Scientist
How tall are you?
Asao
One hundred seventy-five acres.
Scientist
One hundred seventy-five acres?... How about weight?
Asao
Sixty-eight gallons.
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Car Salesman
What kind of car are you looking for?
Asao
Something I can have sex in.
Car Salesman
...I see.
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[Asao drives up in a car making a loud tin-can clattering sound]
Car Salesman
...Just married?
Asao
No, what the fuck do you think? The car's defective!
Car Salesman
Oh, my fault. I forgot to tell you. The cigarette lighter doesn't work.
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Recruitment Announcer
The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members! Educational background, IQ, and sexual preference are all no problem. Neither is the shape of your penis.
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[The Earth Defense Force recruiters are discussing promotion ideas]
Earth Defense Force Member 1
What about Astro-Vision?
Earth Defense Force Member 2
You mean Hibino's Astro-Vision?
Earth Defense Force Member 1
Why be so specific?
Earth Defense Force Member 2
We get a rental fee discount if we say the name on screen.
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Asao's Mother
Asao! Don't make a fool of yourself!
Asao's Sister
Asao, come down here!
[Asao/Flyman dumps a load onto her forehead]
Asao's Mother
I think... he's angry.
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Bathhouse Manager
Sir, this bath is for ladies only.
Scientist
It's OK. I'm a sissy.
Bathhouse Manager
...No.
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Asao
Miss?
Woman
Yes?
Asao
Would you like a ride with me?
Woman
What for?
Asao
Car sex?
Woman
Asshole!
Asao
[confused] What, not your thing?
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