John Smith
Native Americans, cowboys, Elvis impersonators and blonde women - they are all trying to kill me.
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John Smith
Are there any Hispanics in this town? Because right now that's the only ethnicity that hasn't kicked my ass yet.
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John Smith
Midget Elvis!
Little Person Elvis
Little person, bitch!
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