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Bringing Up Baby Movie Quotes

Mrs. Random Well who are you?

David Huxley I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.

Mrs. Random Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.

David Huxley These aren't *my* clothes.

Mrs. Random Well, where *are* your clothes?

David Huxley I've *lost* my clothes!

Mrs. Random But why are you wearing *these* clothes?

David Huxley Because I just went *GAY* all of a sudden!

Mrs. Random Now see here young man, stop this nonsense. What are you doing?

David Huxley I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street waiting for a bus.

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David Huxley Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.

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David Huxley You don't understand: this is *my* car!

Susan Vance You mean *this* is your car? *Your* golf ball? *Your* car? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?

David Huxley Yes, thank heaven, YOU!

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[reading letter about new leopard]

Susan Vance "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

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[David discovers the leopard in Susan's bathroom]

David Huxley Susan, you have to get out of this apartment!

Susan Vance I can't, I have a lease.

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[Susan is stealing David's car from the golf course]

Susan Vance Now, don't lose your temper.

David Huxley My dear young lady, I'm not losing my temper. I'm merely trying to play some golf!

Susan Vance Well you choose the funniest places; this is a *parking-lot*.

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David Huxley When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.

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[In jail]

Susan Vance Anyway, David, when they find out who we are they'll let us out.

David Huxley When they find out who *you* are they'll pad the cell.

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[David and Susan have just discovered that Baby is missing]

David Huxley Now don't lose your head, Susan.

Susan Vance My what?

David Huxley Don't lose your head!

Susan Vance I've got my head, I've lost my leopard!

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David Huxley [Susan is collecting pebbles] Susan, what are you doing?

Susan Vance Pebbles.

David Huxley Pebbles? What for?

Susan Vance Well, I've heard that if you throw pebbles up against a window, the people think it's hail and then they come and close the windows.

David Huxley I, I, I - Oh!

[Susan throws the pebbles and they loudly crash against Peabody's window]

David Huxley Oh, I know we ought to go now, but somehow I can't move.

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[last lines]

Susan Vance Oh, David, can you ever forgive me?

David Huxley I... I... I...

Susan Vance You can! And you still love me.

David Huxley Susan, that... that...

Susan Vance You do. Oh, David.

David Huxley Oh, dear. Oh, my.

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David Huxley My bone. It's rare. It's precious. What did you do with it?

Susan Vance The bone!

David Huxley Susan, you had it. Give it to me.

Susan Vance No, I haven't got it.

David Huxley Did you carry it somewhere?

Susan Vance No, David. Why would I carry a bone around?

David Huxley I wouldn't dare give a reason for anythting you do.

Susan Vance Well, I guess you'll have to find another one.

David Huxley It took three expeditions and five years to find that one!

Susan Vance David, now that they know where to find one, couldn't you send them back to get another one?

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Susan Vance You've just had a bad day, that's all.

David Huxley That's a masterpiece of understatement.

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Susan Vance [Susan is pretending to be a gun moll who is turning on supposed mobster partner David Bone by exposing his supposed alias to Constable Slocum] You mean to say you don't remember 'Jerry the Nipper' ?

David Huxley Constable she's making all this up out of motion pictures she's seen!

[Irene Dunne refers to Cary Grant as 'Jerry the Nipper' in 'The Awful Truth']

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[Limping after losing a heel from one shoe]

Susan Vance I was born on the side of a hill.

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David Huxley Alice I think this one must belong in the tail.

[referring to a bone he is holding]

Alice Swallow Nonsense. You tried it in the tail yesterday, and it didn't fit.

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Susan Vance You mean you want *me* to go home?

David Huxley Yes.

Susan Vance You mean you don't want me to help you any more?

David Huxley No.

Susan Vance After all the fun we've had?

David Huxley Yes.

Susan Vance And after all the things I've done for you?

David Huxley That's what I mean.

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[Susan is pretending to be a mobster]

David Huxley Constable, she's making all this up out of motion pictures she's seen!

Susan Vance Oh, I suppose I saw you with that red-headed skirt in a motion picture ?

Constable Slocum There you are doc - another woman.

Susan Vance Sure, I wouldn't be squealing if he hadn't give me the run-around with that other twist.

Constable Slocum Oh, so he's a lady killer.

Susan Vance A lady killer? Why he's a regular Don Swan. Loves the ladies, don't ya, honey? He bops them over, one, two, three - boom - just like that.

[Pretends to open a cork and toss it away]

Susan Vance He's a wolf.

David Huxley [Claps his head] Oh, so now I'm a wolf!

[Collapses on a cot]

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Susan Vance Well, don't you worry, David, because if there's anything that I can do to help you, just let me know and I'll do it.

David Huxley Well, er - don't do it until I let you know.

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David Huxley The only way you'll ever get me to follow another of your suggestions is to hold a bright object in front of my eyes and twirl it.

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Susan Vance Oh, I'm caught on something - David, help me, will you?

David Huxley Oh, no. That's poison ivy.

Susan Vance I bet you wouldn't treat Miss Swallow this way.

David Huxley I bet Miss Swallow knows poison ivy when she sees it.

Susan Vance Yes, I bet poison ivy runs when it sees her.

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Mr. Gogarty [Gogarty, David, and Susan are in jail] Miss Susan! How'd you get here?

David Huxley Influence.

Susan Vance Don't worry, Gogarty, I'll get you out.

David Huxley Oh, sure. Look, she got me out.

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Alice Swallow Oh David, what have you done?

David Huxley Just name anything, and I've done it.

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David Huxley I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!

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Susan Vance I won't leave you, David! I love you!

David Huxley What?

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David Huxley [David is trying to prove to Susan that she's playing his ball] You see, a PGA has two black dots and a Cro-Flight has a circle.

Susan Vance Mm-hmm. I'm not superstitious about things like that.

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David Huxley [Pointing to a mark on the golf ball Susan just sank] There you see, it's a circle.

Susan Vance Well, of course it is, do you think it would roll if it were square?

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David Huxley [David has just slipped on the olive Susan had dropped and he has fallen backward - sitting upon his hat] Well I might have known you were here. I had a feeling - just as I hit the floor.

Susan Vance That was your hat.

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Susan Vance You're angry, aren't you?

David Huxley Yes, I am!

Susan Vance Mm-hmm. The love impulse in man frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.

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David Huxley But Susan, you can't climb in a man's bedroom window!

Susan Vance I know, it's on the second floor!

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David Huxley My glasses! Don't move, Susan.

Susan Vance Here they are. Oooh, they're broken. I'm so sorry.

David Huxley It doesn't make any difference. The things I've been doing today, I can do just as well with my eyes shut.

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Susan Vance There *is* a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.

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David Huxley How can all these things happen to just one person?

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Susan Vance [watching George the dog dig up what they think is David's dinosaur bone] Oh, look, David, a boot.

David Huxley [angrily] A boot.

[picks it up and makes like he's going to swing with it]

Susan Vance Don't hit George, David.

David Huxley I wasn't going to hit *George*!

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Mrs. Random Who is this David?

Susan Vance He's a friend of Mark's.

Mrs. Random Is that all you know about him?

Susan Vance No, I know that I'm gonna marry him. He doesn't know it but I am.

Mrs. Random Now see here, if you're planning to marry him on my money you are very much mistaken. I don't want another lunatic in the family I have lunatics enough all ready. When are you going to marry him? What's his name?

Susan Vance It's uh Bone

Mrs. Random Bones ?

Susan Vance One Bone

Mrs. Random Well one bone or two bones it's a ridiculous name.

Mrs. Random What does he do?

Susan Vance He hunts

Mrs. Random Hunts? Hunts what?

Susan Vance Well - animals I should think.

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Susan Vance Now that's all perfectly clear, isn't it?

Dr. Fritz Lehman Yeah-No it *isn't* ! You see - she's going to give me an explanation...

David Huxley No no no and my dear sir, it never *will* be clear, as long as she's explaining it!

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Mrs. Random [Mrs. Random finds David and Susan running out of the house] Susan Susan - come back here - come back here this minute! What are you doing?

Susan Vance Hunting for George.

Mrs. Random Why?

Susan Vance [In a rush] David wants him, David loves him, David thinks he's such a nice dog.

Mrs. Random George is a fiend and you know it!

Susan Vance But David doesn't.

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David Huxley Susan, is there any way to cross this stream?

Susan Vance Oh, surely it's shallow. We can wade across.

[they both walk into the stream, then fall in after the floor drops off]

David Huxley Oh, Susan...

Susan Vance The riverbed's changed!

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David Huxley [on the phone] Yes, I did see Mr. Peabody, but I didn't see him. Well that is, I didn't see him really. Yes, I spoke to him twice, but I didn't talk to him.

Alice Swallow But David, I don't understand. Did you see him or didn't you ?

David Huxley Well - no I don't know - well how do I know ? well because - because - well there's someone at the door - you see there are some things that are very hard to explain, Alice.

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Susan Vance [Susan realizes that she has torn the back of her dress] Don't just stand there. Do something! Do something! Oh my goodness! Well, get behind me.

David Huxley I *am* behind you.

Susan Vance Well, get closer.

David Huxley I can't *get* any closer!

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Susan Vance [One the phone] Have you got a leopard?

David Huxley No.

Susan Vance Well, I've got a leopard, and you're a zoologist, so come over and help me.

Susan Vance [pauses] Yes, David, of course I know what a zoologist is!

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Alice Swallow You have an appointment this afternoon.

David Huxley Have I? What for?

Alice Swallow To play golf with Mr. Peabody.

David Huxley What Peabody?

Alice Swallow THE Alexander Peabody who represents Mrs. Carleton Random.

David Huxley Now let me think.

Alice Swallow Who may donate $1 million to the museum to complete all this.

David Huxley Oh, sure! That Mr. Peabody. $1 million. That's pretty white of Mr. Peabody.

Alice Swallow You haven't got it yet.

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Susan Vance Now please listen to me - you certainly can't think that I did that intentionally!

David Huxley Well, if I *could* think, I'd have run when I saw you!

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David Huxley So if you don't mind, Susan, I'll see Mr. Peabody alone, and unarmed.

Susan Vance Without me?

David Huxley Yes, without you, and *definitely* without you.

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Alice Swallow Now once and for all, David, *nothing* must interfere with your work. Our marriage must entail no domestic entanglements of any kind.

David Huxley [Stammering nervously] You mean... you mean...

Alice Swallow [Firmly] I mean of *any* kind, David.

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Dr. Alexander Peabody Dr. Huxley, when I play golf, I only talk golf - and then only between shots.

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Mrs. Random Well, what does he do?

Susan Vance He's a big game hunter.

Mrs. Random [She sees David chasing George around] You call that big game hunting?

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Mrs. Random What are you doing?

David Huxley [exasperated and wearing Susan's negligee] I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street waiting for a bus!

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Alice Swallow [to David] Well, there's nothing else I can say except that I'm glad that before I married you , you showed yourself in your true colors: You're just a butterfly.

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Susan Vance [to David] You know why you're following me? You're a fixation.

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Susan Vance [She brings David his intercostal clavicle] Look! I found your bone!

David Huxley How did you find it?

Susan Vance Well, I followed George around for three days. I dug holes with him, and he dug holes with me, and I found your bone!

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Mr. Gogarty [panicked after having seen Baby] I saw it outside.

Mrs. Gogarty Saw what?

Mr. Gogarty A cat as big as a cow, with eyes like balls of fire.

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David Huxley First you drop an olive, and then I sit on my hat. It all fits perfectly.

Susan Vance Oh, yes, but you can't do that trick without dropping some of the olives; it takes practice.

David Huxley What, to sit on my hat?

Susan Vance No, to drop an olive.

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Dr. Fritz Lehman Well, the love impulse in men very frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict.

Susan Vance [Excitedly] The love impulse!

Dr. Fritz Lehman Without my knowing anything about it, my rough guess would be, that he has a fixation on you, a fixation...

Susan Vance No no wait a minute, I can't remember any more than that!

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Susan Vance What would you say about a man who follows a girl around...

Dr. Fritz Lehman Follows her around...

Susan Vance ...And then when she talks to him, he fights with her?

Dr. Fritz Lehman Fights with her... is the young man your fiance?

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David Huxley What would happen if Baby and George got together?

Susan Vance They'd probably get along.

David Huxley And if they didn't?

Susan Vance Then Baby would eat George.

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Mrs. Random [after David answers the door to her dressed only in Susan's negligee] Well, who is he?

Susan Vance Oh, he's a friend of Mark's, from brazil. He's had a nervous breakdown, and it's left him a little...

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David Huxley [Under his breath] Oh, so now I'm a nut from Brazil!

Mrs. Random Why is he wearing your negligee?

Susan Vance Mark said that if he wants to wear a negligee, we have to let him wear a negligee.

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David Huxley I don't like leopards!

Susan Vance Well, just pretend he's a housecat.

David Huxley I don't like cats, either.

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Susan Vance [Reading aloud from letter] "He likes music, especially that song 'I Can't Give You Anything But Love, Baby'."

[Puts down letter, switches on record player]

Susan Vance I wonder why he likes that song, it's such an old tune, and...

David Huxley [Terrified] Susan, if we put the Victrola in the bathroom, would he go back in there?

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Prof. LaTouche Good morning, Miss Swallow.

Alice Swallow Shhh!

Prof. LaTouche Why, what's the matter?

Alice Swallow Shhh! Dr. Huxley is thinking

David Huxley Alice, I think this one must belong in the tail.

Alice Swallow Nonsense. You tried it in the tail yesterday and it didn't fit.

David Huxley Yes, that's right. I did, didn't I?

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Prof. LaTouche [the scene opens in a large room with a 30 foot skeletal brontosaurus that is surrounded by scaffolding. Dr. David Huxley, a renowned paleontologist is seated at the top of the scaffolding atop a walk-board at the head of the brontosaurus] Good morning, Miss Swallow.

Alice Swallow Shhh!

Prof. LaTouche Why, what's the matter?

Alice Swallow Shhh! Dr. Huxley is thinking

David Alice, I think this one must belong in the tail.

Alice Swallow Nonsense. You tried it in the tail yesterday and it didn't fit.

David Yes, that's right. I did, didn't I?

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David Huxley A million dollars! Say, that's pretty white of Mr. Peabody, isn't it?