Kinoafisha Films Class Class Movie Quotes

Class Movie Quotes

Skip You still owe me a blow job.

Jonathan You're right. I forgot all about that.

Skip Jesus, Jonathan, you can't forget these things, my man.

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Mr. Burroughs Government control, Jonathan, is anathema to the free-enterprise system. Any intelligent person knows you cannot interfere with the laws of supply and demand.

Jonathan I see your point, sir. That's the reason why I'm not for tariffs.

Mr. Burroughs Right. No, wrong! You gotta have tariffs, son. How you gonna compete with the damn foreigners? Gotta have tariffs.

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Jonathan I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was just so humiliated I just had to kill myself.

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Mr. Bernhardt I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with students in women's underwear or an artists rendering of my persona dangling from the rafters. And we're only in the first week. It's frightening to imagine what could happen by Christmas, isn't it?

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Roscoe Another year, another idiot...

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Jonathan Hey, I got it, I'll drop dead. Wouldn't that be nice, huh? I could shoot myself. No, you shoot me and mount my head on the wall next to the moose. You could stretch the panties between my ears. Come on, you'd love that.

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Ellen Have you ever been in love?

Jonathan I was kinda fond of that hundred dollar bill.

Ellen Have you?

Jonathan You're asking me, the turd?

Ellen Well, you look like a pretty - sensitive turd to me.

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Skip You're going. I don't want to see your ass back here until you succeed. In fact, I'm not gonna let you in the room until you bring me - her panties.

Jonathan Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you. I don't have your - charm, your finesse, your, uh...

Skip Class.

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Julia I am so tired of you two and your pseudo-intellectual liberal crap!

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Skip Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship. He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.

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Skip I want you to meet Jonathan, my roommate, and a chronic bed-wetter.

Maggie You are not too old for me to put you over my knee now.

Skip Really? Oh, do it now, Maggie, do it now!

Maggie You're crazy!

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Ellen You don't know anything about me. You don't know anything about my life. When I first saw you in that bar... you were pathetic. You were a sympathy fuck.

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Roger Well, I tell you somethin', it's gonna take a lot more than some fag from the attorney general's office to open these lips.

Roscoe Yeah! Two fags!

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Skip What a gonad!

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Skip Welcome to Toad Hall.

Jonathan I have never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life. How do I get one?

Skip Well, you can do what we did. Bootlegging.

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Skip Worriest thou not about being banished for ever from the Foxfield school for girls, for yea, thought they are the only females within a 100 miles, there is still a place where thou canst journey to. Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus.

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Mr. Bernhardt Well, Mr. Burroughs, you and your dance committee have really made an indelible impression on our sister school. Especially you, Mr. Ogner. Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, but you are the first student in the history of Vernon academy ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "The day you die.".

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Jonathan Why am I such a turd?

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Jonathan One thing I don't need right now is the world according to Skippy here. Do us both a favour, huh? Just shut up.

Skip Ok, Mr. Depth. Wallow in it.

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Ellen Do you think there's something wrong with me?

Jonathan Well, how do I know? I mean, I don't know you.

Ellen We can fix that.

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Skip We're gonna party our balls off!

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Skip Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?

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Mr. Burroughs Jonathan?

Jonathan Yes, sir?

Mr. Burroughs Evidently you and I have something in common. Can you guess what that might be?

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Balaban Burroughs? You're not by any chance related to the Burroughs who's on the board of AT&T, are you?

Skip Daddy.

Balaban Really? Ha-ha. I would imagine that the pressure to get into Harvard must be very intense.

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Skip What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself?

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Roscoe Lights!

Prep Boys Fuck you Roscoe.

Roscoe I said lights, nipple nose.

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Prep Student #2 It's the weenie in the bikini!

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Prep Student #1 I'm gettin' a gigantic soft-on!

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Jonathan I'm no good with women.

Skip I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy, they don't know that.

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Prep Student #3 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the lovely April Pussy.

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Jonathan Only a dick would fall for that.

Ellen Well, you might be right.

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Jonathan If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna find a very tall building, with a fabulous view, and jump off.

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Lisa Your cotton-candy ideas make me sick!

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Skip That son of a bitch got away with everything that I had. And I was so scared that I shit my pants.

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Skip You son of a bitch, you went back to her even after you knew who she was.

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Jonathan Cut it out!

Skip I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!

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Skip Jonathan, until you get laid none of us are safe!

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Mr. Bernhardt Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs? Why don't you stop by my office about 8 in the morning. To give you time to think about what you've done and to give me time to think about what I'm going to do. Oh, and, um... please invite your "dead" roommate.

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Skip Next time you're feelin' sad and blue, don't expect old Skipper here to put on his big red nose and floppy shoes just pour vous. Adios? Mr Morose.

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Mrs. Delowie I know we're supposed to give our full co-operation to this stupid and pointless investigation. But when they interrupt one of my classes, it pisses me off.

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Skip These are very nice girls. I may not even get laid tonight. Although that's highly unlikely.

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Jonathan Bones, take care.

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Ellen Drinks for the losers.

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Skip Oh-ho, look at the chest on her. Oh, zee little girls.

Roscoe Chicks.

Skip Love 'em.

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Skip Take this ticket. Go to Rush Street, the Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams. If she ain't there, take what you can get. Grab a cab, take her to Grey's Lake Inn. And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden. Here's 100 bucks.

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Skip You've gotta go to dinner. Come on. I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise.

Jonathan I'm not hungry.

Skip That's no reason not to eat the shit.

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