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Lora Fleming Never trust a man who says, "Trust me."
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Blaze Starr It ain't easy to find a man you can wake up happy next to.
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Earl Long Would you still love me as much if I wasn't the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana?
Blaze Starr Would you still love *me* if I had little tits and worked in a fish house?
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Earl Long I want you to meet the finest yes-men in Lousiana and their lovely wives.
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Earl Long The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
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Blaze Starr Just 'cause I fail to deliver upon your expectations, it don't mean that I am a C-U-N-T.
Earl Long You ain't no such thing.
Blaze Starr I didn't want my outward presentation to confuse you.
Earl Long Well, you ain't like any stripper I'm used to.
Blaze Starr I know, 'cause I ain't a stripper. I'm a dancer.
Earl Long Can I ask you a personal question?
Blaze Starr Yes, sir.
Earl Long Are you registered to vote?
Blaze Starr No, Sir. I just moved to Louisiana.
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Earl Long How are things at the club?
Blaze Starr Fine, I guess. There's a lot of pressure for me and the girls to drop our G-strings. They say it's the wave of the future.
Earl Long Well, civilization is at the crossroads in every department.
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Earl Long Hey, Doc. I love you.
Blaze Starr I love you, too. You gotta promise me something.
Earl Long Hmm?
Blaze Starr We get married right after this election's over.
Earl Long Trust me.
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Earl Long What's botherin' you?
Blaze Starr There's a lot of men who'd like to spend an afternoon with me, but apparently you ain't one of them. I do not like to be left in the car like soiled merchandise. And I don't think a proper introduction is askin' too much.
Earl Long A man in public office has to be discreet in his indiscretions.
Blaze Starr Well, I am not an indiscretion.
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Blaze Starr I thought that going to bed could mean a little more than thrashing around all night in wild ecstasy. I thought it could mean cuddling and toasty warmth, sharing one's innermost needs and fears. That's what gettin' naked truly means to me. That's what sex truly is. I'm sorry. It is too bad. I guess you don't ever want to get totally naked with me.
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Earl Long Blaze, where are you? You out here? Huh? Where are you? Goddamn TV! Ahh. "As a dog "returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."The Lord gave. The Lord taketh away! Blessed be the name of... You goddamn whore. You... redheaded... harlot! She ran out on me! You know why? Because, I run 5th place... last time on the track. You after my money? Well, surprise. I don't have any! People think I'm lining my pockets. The fact is, money bores me! What the hell do I need with a woman like that? You are... just the prettiest thing that I ever saw.
Blaze Starr I heard you were lookin' for me.
Earl Long I told you she'd come back.
Blaze Starr Maybe things would've been a little different if I hadn't been around.
Earl Long Nah, I lost 'cause my political views is too futuristic.
Blaze Starr That and TV.
Earl Long My God, I hate TV.
Blaze Starr I like TV.
Blaze Starr Looks like we're missing quite a party.
Earl Long We're not missing anything.
Earl Long Marry me.
Blaze Starr Earl, there's something you oughta know about me, something I gotta confess.
Earl Long What's that?
Blaze Starr I can't cook.
Earl Long We'll work around it. Maybe it's time for old Earl to become domesticated. Might be a humbling experience.
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Earl Long I had an uncle. He got drunk. He went to the colored section down in Winnfield. He pulled this nigger out of bed and crawled in with the woman. The nigger went out, got a rifle, came back. He killed my uncle. I'm tellin' you, we gotta quit sleeping with 'em at night and kicking 'em in the day.
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Earl Long Earl Kemp Long. Some people call me "unkempt" Long.
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Earl Long Miss Starr, Miss Starr. I'd like to see you again.
Blaze Starr Can I trust you?
Earl Long Hell, no!
Blaze Starr No? What a wonderful thing to say.
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