Carry On Nurse Movie Quotes
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The Colonel
[in he turned onto his stomach supposedly with his trousers down]
Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?
Matron
Yes Colonel. Many times. But never... with a daffodil!
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[Nurse Dawson approaches Ted with a large tablet]
Ted York
You have given one of these before?
Stella Dawson
Oh, good gracious, hundreds.
[Nurse Dawson hands Ted a glass of water with which to ingest the tablet]
Stella Dawson
There you are, get it down now.
[Nurse Dawson looks ashamed]
Ted York
Never mind. With a face like mine, it's a mistake anyone might make.
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Sister
It's Matron's round.
Percy Hickson
Mine's a pint!
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Ted York
Did it win?
Second Ambulance Man
That nag should be going into hospital, not you!
Ted York
I wonder who won the baby stakes?
[Ted gets up from the stretcher, which collapses on top of the First Ambulance Man]
Ted York
[looking down]
Supposing I'd been on it!
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Bernie Bishop
Janey, supposing I couldn't ever fight again. Just suppose. Deep down... would you really be pleased?
Jane Bishop
Why, I don't like you fighting. Sometimes I can hardly bare to look... but you're happy when you're pushing someone's face into the middle of next week, and... I like to see you happy. So you get that hand better and come out fighting.
Bernie Bishop
I'm glad I married you, Jane.
[Jane gives Bernie a loving kiss on the cheek as he begins to tear up]
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[Nurses Lloyd and James are helping just admitted patient Bernie Bishop, who has a fractured wrist, get into his bed clothes]
Helen Lloyd
[she moves toward the lower half of Bernie's body]
Now...
Bernie Bishop
[nervously, in his modesty, as Nurse Lloyd seems to want to take off his boxing trunks]
'kay, what, what, what...
Helen Lloyd
You can't sleep in those.
Bernie Bishop
That's quite all right. I can take 'em off.
Helen Lloyd
With one hand?
Bernie Bishop
Yeah, yeah, I can manage, thank you. You two ladies turn your back please...
Bernie Bishop
[frantically in the two nurses swooping down removing his boxing trunks]
Wait a minute. What's going on? You can't d... What a sauce... Nurse, please...
Helen Lloyd
[as Bernie is now in bed with his trunks off]
What a fuss about such a little thing.
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Stella Dawson
Oh, crikey.
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