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Killing Bono Movie Quotes

Ivan McCormick You made the worst decision of my life!
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Karl A word to the wise from an old man before you go. Remember only this: the measure of a man is what's left when fame falls away... oh, and another thing: get as much sex as you can!
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Ivan McCormick So, fill me in, brother, how much are we into Danny Machin for?
Neil McCormick All in all? Thirteen grand. Give or take.
Ivan McCormick Thirteen grand? What is that? Five grand a kneecap and three for our heads?
Neil McCormick ...That doesn't add up, Ivan.
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Neil McCormick Hello? Hi, where is Hammond?
Rick Are you the new runners?
Neil McCormick No, no no, of course we are not the new runners. We're the McCormicks! We're Hammond's new act, we're just here to sign the old contracts.
Rick Hammond is history. Axed. Kept spunking cash into Kajagoogoo. I'm the new Hammond.
Neil McCormick No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was the last thing he said before he left?
Rick Let me think uh... "I'm gonna sue you bastards right through the arsehole". Then he sort of... broke down. It was all very uncool.
Ivan McCormick Yeah but he did tell you about our deal?
Neil McCormick And the fifty grand advance?
Rick Oh yeah... it's ringing bells. Ding-a-ling-ling! But I would say a hundred's more realistic.
Ivan McCormick [surprised] A hundred grand?
Rick Yeah! I'll tell you what: You boys will look fucking fantastic on camera! We'll do you a video to rival Duran Duran.
Neil McCormick Ok, yeah!
Rick And we'll shoot it ON THE MOON!
Ivan McCormick What? Really?
Rick NO! Not really! In fact, I'll tell you why you boys will never be signed to this label. You look like a pair of mental fortune tellers from a gypsy fair. And Hammond liked you, therefore, I hate you! I wouldn't sign you to this label if you paid me a hundred grand and let me John Paul Pope your mother.
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Gloria You must love him
[Ivan]
Gloria a lot.
Neil McCormick Yeah. But it's also the guilt. You know how good the Irish are at that.
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Hammond There are only two reasons I can think of for two gentlemen to share a toilet cubicle.
Danny Machin Well, it's not the first one.
Hammond Huh, good! Thank god for that. That's what I love about the catholic church; you really know how to enjoy yourselves. Shall we use your gear or mine?
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Neil McCormick We'll get you VIP passes when we play Wembley. Access all areas.
Karl Ah! I'll make you sorry you ever said that.
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Neil McCormick I didn't mean to hurt you.
Gloria Yeah, well I meant to hurt you.
Gloria Yeah, well you did. It was actually a really good punch.
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Neil McCormick *He* has got everything he ever wanted.
Ivan McCormick No, he's got everything that *you* ever wanted.
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Gloria Music people are very different.
Neil McCormick Just start with the idea they're all arses and every so often you will be pleasantly surprised.
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