KarlA word to the wise from an old man before you go. Remember only this: the measure of a man is what's left when fame falls away... oh, and another thing: get as much sex as you can!
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Ivan McCormickSo, fill me in, brother, how much are we into Danny Machin for?
Neil McCormickNo, no no, of course we are not the new runners. We're the McCormicks! We're Hammond's new act, we're just here to sign the old contracts.
RickHammond is history. Axed. Kept spunking cash into Kajagoogoo. I'm the new Hammond.
Neil McCormickNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was the last thing he said before he left?
RickLet me think uh... "I'm gonna sue you bastards right through the arsehole". Then he sort of... broke down. It was all very uncool.
RickNO! Not really! In fact, I'll tell you why you boys will never be signed to this label. You look like a pair of mental fortune tellers from a gypsy fair. And Hammond liked you, therefore, I hate you! I wouldn't sign you to this label if you paid me a hundred grand and let me John Paul Pope your mother.
Neil McCormickYeah. But it's also the guilt. You know how good the Irish are at that.
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HammondThere are only two reasons I can think of for two gentlemen to share a toilet cubicle.
Danny MachinWell, it's not the first one.
HammondHuh, good! Thank god for that. That's what I love about the catholic church; you really know how to enjoy yourselves. Shall we use your gear or mine?
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Neil McCormickWe'll get you VIP passes when we play Wembley. Access all areas.