Kelly CollinsThanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
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Kelly Collins[narrating]Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But, I might've forgotten what everyone was wearing.
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Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone[to Brad about Kelly]Once a maggot, always a maggot.
Brad Rigby[to Jennifer]Well at least someone knows how to get down and dirty.
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Kelly Collins[to Brad Rigby, while shining boots]Sir, I borrow some spit, Sir? Promise to pay you back!
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Kelly Collins[to her Mother]Military school? No, no. Like, like where they wear uniforms and they march all around together? You can't do this to me, Mom. I'm not going!
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CarlaMy client would like to point out that it's just paint - it'll wash out.
Brad RigbyThis concludes the proceedings. Deliberations will begin immediately.
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Kelly CollinsNext year, we'll be even better. If you and I can work on routines together, there's no telling what...
Cadet Captain Jennifer StoneActually... there's not going to be a next year for me. You see, my Father got transferred to Europe, so I'm moving.
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Cadet Captain Jennifer StoneBut I do have one wish for you, Cadet. That you become a platoon leader, and have to deal with a little maggot...
Kelly Collins[to Jennifer]I hate heights. I am even hoping not to get too tall!
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Kelly Collins[narrating voice over]Hey, I always known there are some stories that have to be told, but I never realized my memoirs would be one of them.