All the Boys Love Mandy Lane Movie Quotes
Mandy Lane
I'm gonna go finish high school first.
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Red
[to the freshmen potheads]
There she is boys, Mandy Lane. Untouched, pure. Since the dawn of junior year, men have tried to possess her, and to date all have failed. Some have even died in their reckless pursuit of this angel.
Jake
I can see your nipples.
Chloe
Obviously.
Marlin
How do you get them that hard?
Chloe
It's a secret.
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Marlin
[Marlin is cutting Ritalin on the counter. Marlin and Chloe snort it]
Thank God for little brothers with ADD.
Chloe
Yeah, how's that working out for him? Has his behavior improved?
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Bird
You know we are all trying to get you, right?
Mandy Lane
Get me?
Bird
Get with you. Here's the deal, I'm not like the other guys.
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Chloe
Damn it. I am trying to fuck your best friend here. Give me a little cooperation, please.
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Marlin
[showing belly button ring]
Check out what I just got.
Mandy Lane
Is it contagious?
Chloe
Does it explain that thing on your face?
Marlin
Whatever, smarty cunt. Serious, check it out.
[flips belly button piercing]
Marlin
Tasty, huh?
Chloe
Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
Marlin
I'm not fat.
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Marlin
[looking at map of USA with Xs]
What's with all the Xs?
Red
Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.
Marlin
Yeah, right. There are like forty states accounted for here.
Jake
Forty-two.
Red
And the fuckers parents are taking him to Alaska in August.
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Emmet
[egging on Dylan]
Face it, man, you're - you're boring. You're a fucking marshmallow. You're like - you're like an American Idol, or something.
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Bird
That's just Jake messing around.
Chloe
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's drunk, and he's in a truck, and he's got a gun. Okay, that's bad.
[another far-off shot rings out]
Chloe
Shit, Bird, *go get him!*
Bird
Fuck that. I'm not doing it. He's been an asshole all night.
Red
[as Chloe sighs]
Don't look at me. I'm not gonna go out there and get shot. Are you crazy?
Mandy Lane
Yeah, just let him cool off.
Chloe
Oh, my God. Okay, fine. I will go get him myself. God...!
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